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mc | daydreaming in outer space ✌

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[ihateromanpolanski-blog]

[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

[o-kurwa]

[fmcpherso]

The planet Uranus. Taken on November 14th 2009 at 3:52 am. Using the 98 in Hooker telescope.

[xiaq]

Me, with two nonbinary kids in the car, answering the phone: Hey, what's up?

My partner, trying his best but not used to using nonbinary pronouns: Hey, I'm on my way home. Have you dropped off the...thems...yet?

Me: I have not dropped off the thems yet, no. We're on our way, though.

The thems: uproarious laughter

[ashstfu]

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ccorinthian]

LOVE YOURSELF

[positivity-in-pain]

[bastard-poopiepoopoo]

YES >:(

[xxgreendruidessxx]

Some days it’s definitely like that.

[roseticospacebae]

[firelorcl]

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

[terefah]

[setonfirebyfiends]

[homofauxbic]

*has my feelings surgically removed*

[ougxjv-deactivated20230305]

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

[lenskij]

i woke up like this (anxious)

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

[romcommunist]

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying