Em Nicole

My blog is about as organized as the $5 movie bin at Walmart

[whitepeopletwitter]

[agrownupgeekgirl]

To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.  

[the-real-seebs]

Parents: Aloof disdain! Shun! Distance!

Also Parents: Why doesn’t my child talk to me?

[medievalthymes]

you’re laughing. i told you i loved you against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance, and you’re laughing.

[mp3v0]

Hey. Good news. If you’re reading this, you’re my last mutual. I softblocked everyone else. It’s just the two of us in here. Nothing to worry about. Would you like a glass of scotch? I haven’t opened it yet, care to do the honors?

[ca-3]

[prokopetz]

Reasons I have seen webcomic authors publicly cite for cancelling their comic mid-storyline:

Too busy  

Lost interest  

Increasing age gap between characters and author made it difficult to relate  

Did the math and figured out that completing the planned arc with their current update schedule would take 150 years  

Ostensible author actually a fictional persona that’s now being retired, and they didn’t want the comic linked to their real identity  

Realised that the way they’d written the central relationship wasn’t emotionally genuine (note: this was a hobbit porn comic)  

The comic’s readership contained too many lesbians  

Converted to a religion that regards all representational art as a form of idolatry  

Broke up with the person the protagonist was based on  

Outed as not actually Japanese  

Imprisoned for manslaughter  

Aliens

[pasta-human]

This started out as a chill and fun post which quickly become getting punched in the gut at every word

[official-mugi]

This list sucks without names

[tooquirkytolose]

“Nice Does Not Mean Good”

Happy Mother’s Day :)

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[trainstationgoodbye]

Geena Davis in A League of Their Own (1992) dir. Penny Marshall

[funnytwittertweets]

[filmnoirsbian]

How come we can't just have villains anymore

[filmnoirsbian]

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was--you guessed it!--evil? Why's everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[parasitoidism]

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

[parasitoidism]

Did anyone else do this

[parasitoidism]

Rave reviews

[theartofanimation]

Heather Penn  -  http://happydorid.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/heatpenn  -  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/607081461/tea-spirits-2015-calendar  -  https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/happydorid  -  https://dribbble.com/fastbee  -  https://www.instagram.com/heatpenn

[30knight]

A comic about the spectrum of responses to stress - we talk alot about the more extreme ends of this and trauma, but the more subtle and every day responses can be harder to spot. if we can understand our own and other’s responses better, problems Are easier to confront and blaming is less likely to happen :) hope it’s helpful!!

[catchymemes]

[black-labs-matter]

How opossums help fight ticks and Lyme disease

Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Thanks!

[ottosgotanothergun]

[rianncreates-deactivated2024072]

The face of a true hero

[licensetocannibalize]

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

[aflo]

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?

[flipocrite]

“Gastric bypass”? “Colectomy”? Don’t you mean “rearranging a man’s guts”?

[feedyourlocalgoth]

Man I hate people who are like, super verbal about hating cats. NOBODY cares that you don’t like cats. Also I think you’re a bitch ass

[usbsucker]

It's been said before but people who hate cats and think they're evil are definitely the same kind of people that don't understand consent. Cats are great, unless you violate their consent. If you say all cats are evil, you're outright TELLING me that you don't respect boundaries

[feedyourlocalgoth]

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