yeah!!!

https://therealmiguel.carrd.co/

[elorein]

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[pjackk]

Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

[hannahp0calypse]

pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk

[pjackk]

Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life

[imgdist0000]

pillars of creation

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[harrytrumansfimbriae]

[blazemalefica]

[cosmonautroger]

Frog Telephone, 1983

[wtf-drawing]

willem dafoe

[yellbug]

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

[6qubed]

there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god

[bluedelliquanti]

is this anything

[zagreuses-art]

its Everything

[nemfrog]

Running dog. La chronophotographie.  1899. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

I made her into a Gif so she can run again!

[kalichnikov]

Level 1: trigonometry is about triangles

Level 2: trigonometry is actually about circles

Level 3: actually circles is triangles it turns out

[rotyolk]

birdbrain! 🐓

[madredhattie]

turtle school

[madredhattie]

[disterbia]

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[sexybritishllama]

i have seen a bizarrely high number of replies to this post saying ‘okay but you have to take into account people’s preferences and dietary restrictions!!!’ so i just wanted to take the time to clarify that my original one (1) paragraph tumblr joke post was in fact an entirely comprehensive guide to trip planning, you should NOT take into account food allergies or accessibility or general basic preferences of your friends at all, there are absolutely no further nuance or considerations that need to be made beyond what i originally wrote

i have a friend with peanut allergies so every time we go somewhere i make sure to take my peanut car that is made up of thousands of peanut shells glued together and then for activities all of us take turns throwing peanuts at her and then we have peanut butter for dinner. everyone loves it