semi aphotic

aka @kelpforestdwellers

[mesopelagically]

got my old account back!! 🎉🎉🎉 please join me over at @kelpforestdwellers i probably won't be active here any more

[mesopelagically]

got my old account back!! 🎉🎉🎉 please join me over at @kelpforestdwellers i probably won't be active here any more

[mesopelagically]

got my old account back!! 🎉🎉🎉 please join me over at @kelpforestdwellers i probably won't be active here any more

[mesopelagically]

got my old account back!! 🎉🎉🎉 please join me over at @kelpforestdwellers i probably won't be active here any more

[mesopelagically]

got my old account back!! 🎉🎉🎉 please join me over at @kelpforestdwellers i probably won't be active here any more

[mesopelagically]

got my old account back!! 🎉🎉🎉 please join me over at @kelpforestdwellers i probably won't be active here any more

[mesopelagically]

ok this time for real hi this is the artist formerly and i really hope futurely known as @kelpforestdwellers. they fucken nuked me and the email account i used also got deleted for some unfathomable reason

im just gonna tag anyone i can think of. I'd be grateful to anyone who reblogs this to help ppl find me again @hypokeimena @cryptotheism @scooplery @floorbananamotherfucker @sixappleseeds @andromedalogic @emberofjoy @maeamian @smuttysmuttsmutt @transmortifried @astratic @hafwen @clatterbane @nastywizard

damn it most of you i remember by your icons... wish i could tag more of the people i know used to follow me

[mesopelagically]

got my old account back! please join me over at @kelpforestdwellers

[mesopelagically]

got my old account back!! 🎉🎉🎉 please join me over at @kelpforestdwellers i probably won't be active here any more

[martabak-man]

https://www.hoosieraction.org/scotus

[writing-with-melon]

We can do better than that. Here

[arctic-hands]

[Video Description: tiktok by JeremyAndrewDavis. It's of the same person playing two rolls as they talk to each other. The spoken words are the same as the closed captions.

Image Description: "Urge the HHC to hold emergency meeting to drop dangerous SCOTUS case!" As of the time of the screencap, there seven thousand nine hundred and ninety-five signatures out of a needed ten thousand. End I.D.]

[wildhannimal]

Supreme Court Case Could Sharply Limit Disability Rights

Disability advocates are warning that a case going before the U.S. Supreme Court could severely threaten the rights of millions of people wh

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

[salamencerobot]

...how???

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:

-yeast

-sugar

-time

And it turns out the yeast aren't really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there's enough of it

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Peepswine moodboard

It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow

[one-weird-mammal-a-day]

Chestnut red and white giant flying squirrel (Petaurista alborufus castaneus)

[lazywitchling]

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”

[lazywitchling]

Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up

Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time

“Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

[lazywitchling]

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[elodieunderglass]

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

[veritasrose]

Tyromancy

[britomartis]

For Indigenous People’s Day I’d also like to throw out my own tribe’s water project - it’s becoming increasingly vital as protections surrounding Navajo land get stripped away & reservations are stripped of sovereignty, as the US government has poisoned our water before and will likely do so again without a second thought. Please consider donating to the Navajo Water Project, or giving this a reblog if you’d like. A’he’ee, thank you!

https://www.navajowaterproject.org/

[anonymousalchemist]

crow wife story where u help a crow out once and then a pretty gremlin with messy black hair shows up and causes problems in your house but also brings you like, jewelry and trinkets and you are like "where did you get this" and they are like "dont worry about it!"

[theburialofstrawberries]

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

[theburialofstrawberries]

I was a better person than all of you

[musc1ememory]

Bug caught in a fabric pattern printer

[mesopelagically]

i love buff femmes and flimsy butches 😍