messofamulti

Mobile Nav Hoarded by Goose

[messofamulti]

independent - selective - canon multimuse

low activity

rebooted june 2021

loved by goose (25+, she/they)

discord available to mutuals on request

INTEREST TRACKER - MOBILE NAV

[leneemusing]

POETRY PROMPTS

quotes from Radiant Souls by Lenee H.  “  you’ll see there is one thing they’re scared of and it’s love   ” “  i don’t need to be a hero,  but perhaps i’ll learn to be heroic  ”  “  maybe, all we are is broken  ” “  my body longs to touch yours,  the same way your soul has touched mine  ” “  let me fix you,  so you can heal me  ” “ you shoulders were not meant to bear such overwhelming weights  ” “  your bones were never meant to nearly crack with crushing burdens  ” “  your heart was never meant to bleed for anyone other than yourself  ” “  i could spend forever in their arms  ” “  i love you because you are as broken as i  ” “  we are two tragedies,  stories that are destined to end apart  ” “  he sought to destroy her simply because she was not pliable to his hands  ” “  i wish you to know you are my world and my every dream  ” “  i knew you were the one for me, not from a rush of emotion in your presence, but from the overwhelming ache brought by your absence  ” “  be gentle with this heart, for it is the only one i have  ” “  let me be consumed by pain or pleasure, let me feel again  ” “  you were not brought into this world just to minimize your presence in it  ” “  i have not yet found the solution to break this spell you have cast upon me  ” “  this silence which lies between us is an overwhelming suffocation  ” “  not a drop of water on their skin and yet they are drowning  ” “  she was not made of fragile things  ” “  when will it be enough?  ” “  you are like a burst of light in a shadowed room  ” “  warriors are not born they are made, and so are broken souls  ” “  all that is left of us will be memories  ” “  the greatest thing i could create is whatever our fingers make together  ” “  there is a loneliness rooted in my soul  ” “  all i wish is to memorize your skin  ” “  what they did to you, is not you  ” “  i knew they were not good for me and i knew i was not a fit for them and maybe that is why we wanted each other a little too much  ” “  lift your hands and touch my heart, maybe you can make it start  ” “  let me fill the pages of your book with nothing but happy endings  ” “  falling is the easy part  ” “  i think i simply am too hard to love  ” “  i think the blood flow in my veins is filled with traces of you.  i wonder if i cut open this skin, will a piece of you pour out?  ” “  i wish their eyes did not hold so much sadness i cannot touch  ” “  i am in a state of unbecoming  ” “  i am a temple with a forsaken religion  ” “  i think of you when the sun sets, i long for you when the sun rises  ” “  i can’t grow if i try to keep my flowers hidden in the shadows  ” “  curl up beside me and breathe deep, i’ll keep the nightmares away, love  ” “  i’ll keep you warm until the sun returns  ” “  the universe whispered for me to let go  ” “  loving you is a like a bruise  ” “  the stars do not tell you where to go, only how to get there ” “  who were you before the world laid the shadow of grief at your feet?  ”  “  darling, i hope you know the tide would reverse before i could ever dream of giving up on you  ” “  how long must i wait for a hand to touch me, without leaving more scars in its wake  ” “  i will not wait for a sign to tell myself i can grow  ” “  every time a thought of you comes drifting along to me, i wonder if a remembrance of myself comes floating to you  ” “ so many will come to you for life, willing to draw upon that warmth in your soul. they will glean from your generosity until you are cold  ” “  do not let others take the chains which you have already melted, and try to reshape them into bindings to trap you within their hold again  ” “  tell me what you dream of  ” “ tell me what you dream of, for all that ever fills my mind is her/him/them  ” “  i am alive and some days i think that must be enough for me  ” “

[cultivatedmemes]

Magic and Misfits a collection of my favourite sentences from the first three episodes of Dimension20′s Magic and Misfits. Part 1/??? feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns,  whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!

❝ I want [School Name] on three, Family on six. One, two, three- ❞

❝ Oh, who are you to judge me? You think you’re better than me, bird? ❞

❝ Do you think that pigeons got preferences around food? Do you think there are some pigeons that are like, “I like Cheetos,” and then there are other pigeons who are like, “I like Fritos,” and then the other pigeons are like, “I don’t fuck with Doritos”? ❞

❝ Fuck you guys. I always knew magic was real! ❞

❝ This is weird shit. But hey, private school is crazy, all right? They got juice and shit in the fountains, so I think that’s the thing. ❞

❝ No, Mother, I did not rent an owl on the internet! There are strict handling laws in Seattle. ❞

❝ I’m very proud of you. Artistic expression is so important. It’s like all your piercings and the tattoos that you’ve got. ❞

❝ Clearly I’m different and cool and so much darker than my peers. I deserve this. ❞

❝ Look, I did okay in school, I went along with all the normals and everything for as long as it was convenient, but this is a great opportunity for me!❞

❝ My entire life I have felt just very different from everybody else. I’m very, very different, and that sets me apart and makes me unique and very creative. ❞

❝ If they make me forget you, you have to kill them all with your magic! ❞

❝ Don’t worry, I’ll do a ton of magic killing. ❞

❝ Oh, so you’re like a raven bringing good tidings and news? ❞

❝ I don’t believe or trust you. You constantly say, ‘It’s for the cont,’ and I don’t know what that means. ❞

❝ Woo, D’s make degrees!❞

❝ No, I wouldn’t have enrolled you in a school that involves a flying rat as a delivery mechanism ‘cause we have email. ❞

❝ Oh, boy. Are you gonna be weird, or will you be normal? ❞

❝ Please be normal… ❞

❝ Don’t bow. Don’t do that, that’s so weird. Please don’t do that. ❞

❝ You don’t have to stay, you can go. I know that I’m bad. I know I’m bad to be around. You can go if this is not good for you. ❞

❝ Did it fly here from England? It’s hundreds of days, that’s－ Where does it rest on the ocean? It can’t lock its wings like an albatross and sleep on the wind. ❞

❝ That doesn’t sound cool, that sounds wizardy. ❞

❝ I thought you were gonna straight up die. I thought you were gonna get murdered by a bird. ❞

❝ Owls don’t ring in the wild. I don’t wanna be Mr. Bird Facts all the time, but owls don’t ring naturally. ❞

❝ Oh, that’s just a piece… Mm, no it’s fine. Good for you. I’m very proud of you, and I’m sure your rocks are very magical. ❞

❝ You’re… so… sad. ❞

❝ I’m having the best time I’ve ever had in my life. I’m not sad right now. ❞

❝ My latent abilities as a witch are probably just late in blooming because the flower that blooms in adversity is often the most complex and dark of them all. ❞

❝ I don’t have a screen on my phone. I only have like, three numbers saved in there. It’s 911, poison control, and animal control. ❞

❝ My self-esteem isn’t really tied up in my knowledge of this strange new place that I just found out existed, so. I’m good. ❞

❝ Scuppers? Is that the sport? That’s some, oh, man, that don’t sound cool at all. Saying I’m a scuppers player does not sound like it’s gonna be cool. ❞

❝ Okay, all right. I can integrate this into my world view and still be fine. All right. ❞

❝ Is it because anything that you nurture and care for dies a horrible death? ❞

❝ They don’t all die! Sometimes they do stuff, or they tell me to do stuff. Sometimes they don’t turn out to be animals. One time a pig’s head in the butcher shop told me that God and the devil killed each other. So you know, I don’t know if that’s an animal or not. I don’t know if that’s an animal or not, and it’s been happening for a long time! ❞

❝ I don’t know you, so why are you conspiring with me? ❞

❝ Just general whimsy feels to be hittin’ here. ❞

❝ That is going to do numbers on the 'Gram. ❞

❝ It’s dark, I’m dark. I’m so spooky. ❞

❝ You guys don’t have to hang out with me if you don’t wanna. I know it sucks to be around me. You just saw a bunch of animals vomit blood. I know that sucks. You don’t have to hang around me if you don’t want. ❞

❝ Real people aren’t tropes, though, you know? I’m not a character. ❞

❝ You clearly belong here and should be here and should be learning magic. I’m basically just here to get this, just cut out of me, and just be able to have a life, you know? ❞

❝ I am not an evil wizard! ❞

[messofamulti]

It will never not amuse me that you can tell how long someone has known me by which alias they use

[reallifejedi]

Ghostbusters (1984 Original) Sentence Starters In No Particular Order

Feel free to change pronouns as needed!

“No kiss…?” “What a crime.” “That’s a big twinkie.” “I’d call that a big yes.” “Don’t cross the streams.” “I don’t think you’re crazy.” ”Tell him about the twinkie.” “You actually eat this stuff?” “I’ve quit better jobs than this.” “Back off man, I’m a scientist.” “I blame myself.”   /    “So do I.” “I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.” “And the flowers are still standing!” “Listen… do you smell something?” “You’re more like a game show host.” “Oh my god. Look at all this junk food!” “We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!” “You know you don’t act like a scientist.” “We had the tools, and we had the talent!” “Man, the superintendent’s gonna be pissed!” “I’m right in the middle of something, [Name]!” “Oh good, I that makes me feel so much better.” “Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.” “Hey let me in! It’s [Name], somebody let me iiiiiiin!” “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.” “If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘YES!” “[Name] has gone bye-bye. What have you got left?” “There’s definitely a VERY SLIM chance we’ll survive.” “Effect? I’ll tell you what the effect is, it’s pissing me off!” “I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it! Let’s do it!” *sarcastically* “That oughta do it. Thanks very much, [Name].” “If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” “If I’m wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail, peacefully, quietly.” “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!” “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad?” “Sorry, [Name], I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.” “Generally you don’t see that kind of behaviour in a major appliance.” “Right. That’s bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip. Thanks, [Name.]” “Well of course I’m telling the truth! Who would make up a story like that?” “Hehehe! 'Get her!’ That was your whole plan, huh, 'get her.’ Very scientific.” “I think we better split up.” / “Good idea. We can do more damage that way.” “I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.” “Alright, I’ll go to [Name]’s apartment and check them out. [Pause]. I’ll go check out [Name]’s apartment.” “[Name], this somehow reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Do you remember that?” “I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people… Actually, it’s more of a guideline than a rule.” “I’m gonna take back some of the things I said about you, [Name].” *pulls out a candy bar.* “You… you’ve earned it.”

[cultivatedmemes]

Horror Media (Mostly Movies) Starters feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!

❝ Do you want to see something strange? ❞

❝ Do you want to play a game? ❞

❝ I see dead people. ❞

❝ You’re gonna need a bigger boat! ❞

❝ Do you like scary movies? ❞

❝ Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. ❞

❝ Yes, ooo, ahh, it always starts out that way, and then comes all the running and screaming. ❞

❝ What an excellent day for an exorcism. ❞

❝ They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits ‘em. I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are! ❞

❝ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? ❞

❝ I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them. ❞

❝ Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. ❞

❝ They’re all gonna laugh at you. ❞

❝ Be afraid… Be very afraid. ❞

❝ No one trusts anybody now, and we’re all very tired. ❞

❝ Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see. ❞

❝ Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet! ❞

❝ Get away from her you bitch! ❞

❝ When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. ❞

❝ Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!’ ❞

❝ Have the lambs stopped screaming? ❞

❝ Come play with us, forever, and ever, and ever. ❞

❝ You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it. ❞

❝ Smile, you son of a bitch! ❞

❝ At the start I was like 'Oh no, I’m dead’. It’s kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me. ❞

❝ No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering. ❞

❝ Sometimes dead is better. ❞

❝ People say you should always do the right thing, but sometimes there is no right thing. And then, you just have to pick the sin you can live with. ❞

❝ Meat’s meat, and man’s gotta eat. ❞

❝ It’s alive! ❞

❝ Take her, not me. ❞

❝ In space, no one can hear you scream. ❞

❝ This is not your grave but you are welcome in it. ❞

❝ The moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one. ❞

❝ There is more to the darkness than the inability to see. ❞

❝ Nobody gets what they deserve, not in this place, they just get whatever hurts the most. ❞

❝ Don’t you want to be fully consumed by what loves you? ❞

❝ May you find your rest where no shadows are passed, and no eyes see you slumber. ❞

[spaacegaays]

ghosts (bbc) // season 1 // sentence starters

episode 1: who do you think you are?

“Well, there are worse ways to go.” “What’s going on? All I can see is shoes.” “I wouldn’t want to live here either.” “Do you know what an owl sounds like?” “The garden view comes with the screaming woman.” “Oh, for heaven’s sake. Throw yourself out of your own damned window.” “Maybe try jumping out of the window before bed, get it out of the way.” “Staying hush whilst falling from a height? Tush and flops.” “Look at her. She’s exposing her knees and she’s got a tattoo.” “Kill them.” “I’d rather kill them.” “I couldn’t get any water in the kitchen and I couldn’t find the other kitchen, so I ended up using the garden tap, and then there’s no electric in the kitchen, so I found a plug that works in the library. I don’t know if the water’s drinkable, but I boiled it twice.” “Tis a most noxious stink.” “I found a guide on how to tame an eagle.” “She spoke to me! She spoke to me! She saw me! She spoke to me!”

episode 2: gorilla war

“Well, that seems pretty conclusive.” “What sort of heathen just barges in on a lady while she’s sleeping?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Clearly this changes things.” “Well, conversing with the dead be witchcraft. People been burned at the stake for less.” “[Pronoun] may give ear to my overtures, but alas [pronoun] is yet to respond. “I don’t think that’s a word.” “What’s wrong with a nice ‘hello’?” “You couldn’t negotiate your way out of a corn maze.” “Looks like some idiot’s taken a hammer to it.” “If you were dead, I would thrash your bottom.” “A lady does not hold a carrot like that.” “I’m too bold, forgive me. Accurse my impetuous loins!” “I’ll wait for you, my comely nug.” “Well, there’s only one thing for it, isn’t there?” “Who you gonna call?” “I just wanted to say hello!” “So you just spent— You just spent the last three days hiding in every little tiny little dark corner in this entire house, scaring me out of my mind, for no reason?!” “Okay, so I’ve just googled ‘psychotic break’ and I’m not saying that this is one but this is an article that I think you should have a look at.”

episode 3: happy death day

“I’m panicking. Right.” “You don’t want to see this in your dreams.” “Oh, yes, very good, ______. We’ll just sigh at them.” “Oh, it’s far more complicated than that, damn your eyes.” “You don’t know what I’m talking about, do you?” “We’re burning through money quicker than actually burning money.” “Well, I mean, there’s being nice, that’s one thing, but that’s just weird nice.” “I just wanted to lighten the mood, and it hasn’t worked. Sorry.” “Anyone dead in here?” “Don’t worry, it’s only a matter of time.” “Stop sneaking up on me!” “You know nothing of poetry!” “Of course I’m not going to kill your wife, ______, that’s a terrible idea!” “Do you mock me, sir?” “That one be Lucifer’s lackey for sure.” “I also saw a goose.”

episode 4: free pass

“They sounds like tiny people.” “Cornflakes were actually invented to stop people from touching themselves, apparently.” “I never did like cornflakes.” “Sorry! Got carried away!” “When I have control of the hands, I am going to punch you so hard.” “Is this meant to be 1820s? Those are Rococo chairs and tables. You can tell by the legs; they’re Rococo legs.” “A pox on all of them apart from ______.” “I have a lot of dreams, and most of them are about [women], apart from the one where I have the body of a crab and I cannot hold my pen.” “You are on a sinful path.” “Bigger boy made me do it.” “It’s back to boredom I suppose.”

episode 5: moonah ston

“Me speak good.” “I don’t want them thinking that we’re the sort of that people that we are.” “I don’t think it means what you think it means.” “What do posh people wear?” “Sorry, I just need to go and have a word with myself.” “Bright as thine eyes, round as thine eyes, yet too far apart, like thine— No, I don’t mean your eyes, I mean—” “I’m having a dinner party which should be clear from the fact that I’m having a dinner party.” “Well, he held his hand out. What was I supposed to do? Not shake it?” “If someone puts their hand out, I always shake it.” “Yeah, I’ve got to be honest, I don’t know what ‘reduced’ means.” “This place is weird.” “I mean, I didn’t like that pigeon, but that is no way to go.” “Ugh! Could that BE any more vexing?” “Pray tell, how you doing?”

episode 6: getting out

“Bum.” “You’ve become worse and worse and I’ve had enough to be actually honest.” “This isn’t the army. Sir.” “It’s perfectly absurd to dip individual pieces of bread when one can hold a full slice in one’s hand!” “It’s not about the cheese! It’s about the fun!” “I don’t suppose you could move me away from this large hole?” “We are having a little break from each other, actually.” “You’re not there any more, are you?” “She’s a witch, and I should know.” “Why are you here?” “It might be a plague pit but it’s our plague pit.” “When you first came here, I thought you were a prostitute.” “This isn’t how normal people live.” “Actually, I don’t do anything wrong, do I?” “Come to gloat, have you?” “The question is, what do you care about more? Keeping ______ here, or letting [pronoun] be happy?” “I’d hug you if I could.” “I need to get out of here immediately.” “Hang on, you made me do something horrible.” “You are beautiful when you’re sad.”

[kissthefuture]

[messofamulti]

Someone remind me to remake my tags in a way that doesn't dump me into the main tags thanks to tumbler's latest fuckery 🙃

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

send me a ✍ + a muse to see how i would play them.

Can be from any fandom/series/movie/etc.

[messofamulti]

I know I've been gone for a little bit, covid completely kicked my ass and frankly I don't have the brain power right now. I'll be back soon, I don't intend to abandon this blog again, but consider this a little semi-hiatus for the moment.

You can mostly find me lurking over on my main blog @bornbreathless, and I'm around on disco pretty much all the time

[messofamulti]

I'm still alive, just. I'll be back soon hopefully

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Nikola Orsinov aesthetic: that dude from silence of the lambs is in the middle of filing a dmca notice and takedown order. you’ve encroached on his schtick for the last fucking time, clown, he told you the skin suits were his thing

[messofamulti]

archaevist​:

he received the request assumingly from the head of research. there was no doubt in his mind that this wasn’t his erratic scrawling, curled at the T’s and mostly all capital letters. the note read :   𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐭. 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥, 𝟏 𝐨'𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤.  curious, jon couldn’t imagine what about. he knew nothing about the archives, let alone library science, having only heard stories that dwelled in the basement of the institute. he speculated, like much any other summons from research, that this was about some perplexing case left cold and abandoned, requiring deeper inquiries and hard investigation. jon tossed the note aside.

fine. he will humor her.

the archives was a dark place, he decided. the air was cool and hard, and he couldn’t shake the idea that someone, somewhere was watching his descent. jon’s eyes shot to the corners of the stairwell, looking for cameras, anything watchful that may be looking back. perhaps someone was flitting through the stairwell behind him, slowly and noiselessly, watching with amusement at the cruel joke playing at their own whim. jon blew out a breath when he noticed his suspicions were correct. there, the unmistakable bright and shiny black camera stuck to the corner, robotic and unalive. neither security nor elias were subtle. jon rolled his eyes, and continued downstairs further.

“excuse me,” he began, his accent a bit overdressed but still polite enough. he holds up the yellow sticky note. “i am looking for one gertrude robinson. my name is jonathan sims, i work in research. do you know where i might find her?”

Well, there goes all hope that this is going to make her life any easier. Honestly, what kind of researchers is Elias employing these days if they can’t deduce that the person sitting behind the archivist’s desk, in the archivist’s office, is probably the archivist?

The same kind of researchers unlikely to stumble across the truth about the Fears by accident, come to think of it. Hmph.

“I am she.” Gertrude finishes writing a note in one of her files, the only sound filling the room being the scratch of her pen against the paper for a few seconds before she sets it aside, looks up. Eyes sweeping quickly over the young man taking up the doorway.

She can sense the thread of trauma radiating from him, feel the itch of the Eye calling her to take his statement. She ignores it.

Gertrude replaces the cap on her pen and sets it down on the desk in front of her, before gesturing to the chair usually reserved for statement givers. “Please, take a seat, Jonathan Sims.”

[audaciiae-a]

im losing it. IM LOSING MY DAMN MIND

[messofamulti]

Gertrude Robinson uses her Eye powers specifically to troll Elias no I am not taking any criticism at this time

[messofamulti]

wemultitudinous​:

@messofamulti // from

The truth is that Alex is scared. Horrified, in fact, her trembling heart beating fit to shake itself from between her ribs like a coin clattering from an upturned money box.

But the things she’s seen—the things she’s dreamed and heard and watched and learned—have inured her to the mindlessness of her fear. She stands in the face of it, determined not to show just how close she is to running, to snatching up her phone to call Strand, Nic, anyone.

“What… who are you?” she doesn’t even have her recorder on; she reaches for it in her pocket, slowly and smoothly in the hope it won’t be noticed.

What good is fear if she can’t see it, can’t taste it, hidden beneath a façade of calm assurance? It’s almost as bad as dealing with Gertrude, and that had been no fun at all.

Still...as much as she hates the notion of being known, maybe an introduction would be fun. After all, most people don’t get the chance to know they they’re about to be peeled. Nikola leans forward, lipstick grin seeming to stretch wider across the unmoving plastic of her face.

“I’m Nikola Orsinov, the ringmaster of the Circus! And whatever you have in your pocket isn’t going to be much help,” she adds.

[littlelovelymemes]

✰   —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  strap in ‘cause this one is rough.  ’ ‘  it’s– it’s yucky.  ’ ‘  i’m aware of some details of this and it’s– it’s yucky.  ’ ‘  i’m not a gambling man, but i don’t really like those odds.  ’ ‘  we could conceivably run into this guy taking a dump in the woods or something.  ’ ‘  are you fucking out of your mind?  ’ ‘  i’m starting to think you want to die.  ’ ‘  you turned a corner on that one pretty quick.  ’ ‘  oh my god, it’s fucking horrifying.  ’ ‘  there’s an elk, though. there’s a deer over there.  ’ ‘  here’s the remains and rubble of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time and you’re looking at the fucking deer in the forrest.  ’ ‘  maybe they were in there telling ghost stories.  ’ ‘  that’s not what pillow talk is, i don’t think.  ’ ‘  pillow talk could either mean something you do after sex or it could mean what’s like sleepover talk.  ’ ‘  do you tell ghost stories after sex?  ’ ‘  all very effective for– for murder.  ’ ‘  they stabbed him so hard that the knife bent.  ’ ‘  you would think that there’d be at least one witness.  ’ ‘  you see someone running through the forrest covered in blood, you’re probably not gonna bat an eye.  ’ ‘  that’s not how the forrest works.  ’ ‘  excuse me, sir. why are you covered in blood?  ’ ‘  i’m glad to know that you would be the worst crime scene witness of all time.  ’ ‘  oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way.  ’ ‘  what is it about killers– that they want to be caught so badly… or like they want to get as close to being caught without being caught?  ’ ‘  i can’t put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’ ‘  i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’ ‘  some of them must be friends, others would like to plunge knives into each other.  ’ ‘  i can imagine one friend of yours murdering you.  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure there was a coverup by the police department.  ’ ‘  70′s and 80′s police were always just like, ‘oh, you murdered someone? you got forty bucks?’  ’ ‘  great! what else do you want?! i murdered people for you! and now… what?  ’ ‘  oh, so i’m the psycho cause i murdered for you!?  ’ ‘  what, the police were just writing fan fiction?  ’ ‘  this is just baffling to me.  ’ ‘  i guess that’s their job, but can you imagine how much goddamn paperwork is involved in that? so much!  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure we’re being watched, so i kind of wanna leave, to be honest.  ’ ‘  i’ve had enough of this place and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place.  ’ ‘  this boogeyman is very thorough.  ’ ‘  i guess we’re lucky he got lazy.  ’ ‘  the greatest safety precautions of our time are written in blood.  ’ ‘  i think they’re tired of this ongoing saga that never ends.  ’ ‘  you know, i actually disagree with that last sentiment.  ’ ‘  this is like straight-up end of days shit going on.  ’ ‘  this could’ve been the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, in my mind.  ’ ‘  i’ve daydreamed about having an amazing bunker that has satellite tv.   ’ ‘  ‘bad advil’ sounds like a shitty indie band.  ’ ‘  the wild west was the 80′s.  ’ ‘  in the 80′s you could walk in a store, pocket a soda, punch a guy in the face, and then be like ‘see ya later. fuck you!’ cops wouldn’t get to your door for weeks.  ’ ‘  he had books that were just titled ‘how to crime’? if he had a book called ‘how to crime’ then there’s your guy.  ’ ‘  oh, yeah… nah, i’m good. eh, bit of a reach.  ’ ‘  some old lady in florida bought the unabomber’s typewriter?  ’ ‘  maybe this guy was really in the dog house and was just desperate for any kind of turn of affection from her so he thought, ‘i know that i’ll do! i’ll write the fbi!’  ’ ‘  no, i didn’t– what, is there anything to suggest that i would chase my mom with an axe?  ’ ‘  i think you wear a mask sometimes.  ’ ‘  maybe you should keep digging and see what happens.  ’ ‘  these are two messed up weirdos who have found each other and it’s almost a shockingly beautiful love story.  ’ ‘  i don’t get it. i just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff i’ve done.  ’ ‘  ugh, this guy’s gross.  ’ ‘  it must’ve been fun to be a criminal in the 80′s.  ’ ‘  everything before the 80′s – just lawless.  ’ ‘  get your sunglasses ready because this one is packed full of bright stars.  ’ ‘  i’m good to go. i’m always ready, baby!  ’ ‘  it came true so she was actually warranted in all these fears.  ’ ‘  this would be like if you were eaten by a shark.  ’ ‘  i thought for a second we were talking about things that are actually scary.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna let this slide because i know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me.  ’ ‘  does that man have a magical penis or something?  ’ ‘  you think the only reason someone would go back to someone is because they have a magical penis?  ’ ‘  i feel like divorce is probably a lot of work.  ’ ‘  do you not know how love works?  ’ ‘  maybe i don’t know how love works.  ’ ‘  i have a hard time imagining someone going gaga over christopher walken.  ’ ‘  i bet when you get in a room with christopher walken, he commands the space.  ’ ‘  i brought some cocktail weenies.  ’ ‘  one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin.  ’ ‘  that’s the dumbest fear i’ve ever heard in my life.  ’ ‘  how many situations can you be in that would put you up to that potential danger?  ’ ‘  how many parties are you going to where heroin’s involved? it seems like a lot.  ’ ‘  it’s the fear that someone would come up to me on the street and put heroin in me and then i’m hooked forever.  ’ ‘  here’s what must’ve happened… these forty things, in succession.  ’ ‘  what are you trying to do, fuck my wife?  ’ ‘  why would he make this up?  ’ ‘  he– he was just trying to fuck someones wife.  ’ ‘  i can’t imagine murdering someone even when drunk.  ’ ‘  when you drink you can imagine murdering someone?!  ’ ‘  i ate a pumpkin once when i was drunk… i just took a bite out of a pumpkin.  ’ ‘  that’s a rational fear!  ’ ‘  that is not a rational fear!  ’ ‘  these are the musings of a paranoid man.  ’