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@dctvgenâ 2019 Valentineâs Event day one: Team as Family
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Movie night was upon them yet again: Cinema Saturday! Â Joe wasnât sure heâd be able to come, but lo and behold, he was there too. Â The were bowls of popcorn and piles of candy. Wally and Barry had gone out to pick up the pizza, and Cisco had made a breach stop to grab slushies for himself and Wally. Â The soda flowed like wine. Â Harry, Joe, and Caitlin took water instead.
âWeâre watching a childrenâs film?â Harry raised his brow at the cartoony cover.
âI brought a fuddy-duddy movie as a backup plan, but câmon, I had to!â Cisco would defend his purchase with his life. Â The Food Network fan and the Scooby-Doo fan in him united to keep him from passing this DVD by. âWe canât let ghosts beat Bobby Flay!â
Harry opened his mouth as if to say something, but he mustâve decided against it.
Thus began the harrowing tale of Scooby-Doo and the Gourmet GhostâŠ
Barry held Irisâs hand when the set up spooks involved thunder, âWhy is his window open during a storm!?â
âMaybe heâs burning something,â Joe used a joke to break at least some of Barryâs tension. Â Iris cuddled the rest out of him.
Snark quickly compelled them to comment.
âWait, is Anxiety Chef a celebrity too?â Wally asked. Â There were murmurs and maybes until Cisco looked it up. Â Wally massaged his temple. âGod, thereâs so many characters in this film. Thereâs already five with Mystery Inc, two cats, Bobby and Giada, Anxiety Chef, Sue, Curmudgeonly Ex-Groundskeeper, Author Dude and Author Dudeâs Wife, the Reporter Lady, those other chefs, and Chef Siri??? Â This is an hour-and-twenty-minute-long childrenâs film, not Hamilton.â
âWait, thereâs two cats?â Caitlin perked up. âI thought there was just one.â
âNo, thereâs Bobbyâs cat, Nacho, and Giadaâs cat, Bella,â they could always count on Iris to keep track of the animals in any given movie.
ââŠGiadaâs a ninja now?â not that Cisco wasnât on board with this development, but this movie also cast her an expert in martial arts, parkour, and ultimate frisbee, gymnastic discuss throwing, supernatural, and REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.  When did this universeâs Giada have time to be a chef???
âSheâs not on your Earth?â Harry took another sip of water.  The others figured he was trolling, but one could never tell with HarryâŠ
Cisco cheered at the Roomba of Doomba unleashing havoc upon the kitchen.  Wanton destruction was a welcome change from character chaos.  Iris celebrated her victory for calling the lemon ink thing after berating Bobby for putting the antique parchment of plot importance next to the baking parchment.  The only thing keeping Joe from giving up and busting out the beer was the fact he had to drive home.  It wasnât a bad film by any means, it was just⊠unfocused.
And it didnât have Scrappy in it, so it got one-thousand Scooby Snacks just for that! Â Cisco had grown up not minding the scamp but reviewing him with adult eyes made him realize what a little shit he was.
After the what the fuckery of the baddie reveal, the movie ended on one last mystery: why was Anxiety Chef in the Mystery Machine!?!
âIâm selecting the movie next time,â Harry decreed. Cisco got a bit discouraged, guessing he didnât like it, yet next weekâs film was Scooby-Doo and the Legend of the Vampire.
@dctvgenâ 2019 Valentineâs Event day two: Alt Earth + Domestic
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Len and Lisa were the only ones of Mickâs siblings to survive the Fire. Â The system had separated them, but Len and Lisa had run away from their last foster family and reunited with Mick in a rundown motel: the only establishment that hadnât asked questions when a burned kid, a broken boy, and a scarred girl got a room for the night. Mick had taken them to the Central to get them all out of Keystoneâaway from people who spoke of the Rory name as if it was a curse. Â The bed had been big enough for all three of them with a little squeezing. Â Theyâd held on tight to each other through the night: Len using Mickâs chest as a pillow, Lisa tucked by Mickâs other side, and Mick with their arms wrapped around them both.
NowâŠ
Now they were badasses whose names were feared for an entirely different reason. Â Golden Lantern, who conjured whatever her enemies feared with a ring from space and finished them off with the gold gun; Captain Cold, who sent his enemies to the Ice Age with the cold gun; and Heatwave, who brought hellfire upon their enemies with the heat gun. Â They didnât actually need their guns to summon their respective elements, but they were saving that surprise for if the Families tried to catch them unawares.
But for now, things were calm.  Birdsong fluttered in from outside, the sun shined warmly⊠perfect day for a barbeque.
Mick grilled the food, Lisa mixed drinks, and Len set the picnic table they had out back. Â Mick even got Len to eat some veggies with kebabs, although he preferred the pineapples. Â The menu also included chicken slathered with barbeque sauce as well as hot dogs boasting satisfying, smoky grill marks rather than the unmarked blandness from being microwaved or boiled. Â Paired with a toasted bun and coleslaw made them perfection.
Lisa and Len chattered enough for all three of them, with Mick chiming in when they were comfortable. Â They were always glad to see them well fed and happy, just like the other two here always glad to hear Mick talk.
@dctvgenâ 2019 Valentineâs Event day three: Injured/Sick
Guess whoâs sick today? Me! XD
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Sickness had made its rounds through the Rogues, and now itâd finally got around to Len.
âYou donât have a fever, but youâre definitely warm, so just rest today,â or Iâll make you went unsaid. Len had no doubt that even if he wanted to leave the weight and warmth of his blankets, Shawna would teleport him straight back. Joining the Rogues had been good for her. The others showed her how to not take shit from people, and she kept her cool when everything around her was on fire. Sometimes literally. âWant anything?â
âHot,â Len coughed. His throat was hacked to pieces, and his voice was shot to hell. âHot chocolate with mini marshmallows.â
âYou got it,â Shawna turned to brew some. âTry to stay awake long enough to drink it.â
Len murmured his laughter and sunk under the covers, not intending to emerge from the deep until heâd received his offering.
Hope is not to late, but a Christmas wedding for Harrisco would make my summer
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Cisco was finally getting Christmas wedding of hisdreams. Â The cake was a chocolate towerwith white fondant that he couldnât wait to smash into Harryâs faceâor feed to,or both, he was too excited to choose. The priest looked like a Princess Bride Bishop cosplayer. Â The groomsman were hot, and so was the maidof honor.
Lisa does realize nowomen are getting married, right?
As if such a thing would stop Lisa Snart from takingwhatever she wanted.
Itâs not like she hasany lady friends who are getting married any time soon. Â If my BF wants to go all out, then why thehell not?
Sheâs your ex, Ramon.
Whoâs also my BF!
Why are you shouting?
Why are you making sucha big deal out of this!? Â You think Iâmgonna leave you at the alter!?!
Of course not!  This is simply⊠unusual.
Oh, thatâs yourproblem, is it!? Â Well, news flash,buddy, Iâm a bootylicious nerd who crossdresses, travels to other universes,and remembers alternate timelines; so you have a problem with unusual, Iâm notthe person for you!
Ciscoâ
I donât need to dealwith your unusual-hating BS, so Iâll take my unusualness to my BF whoâsperfectly fine with it!
The whole affair had been called off so many times that thelast three cancellations just had people sighing and starting betting pools asto when itâd be on again. Â The proceeds helpedfund the honeymoon that would give them all a break from their beloved disasterbi and disaster demi.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when the weddingactually, finally arrived and proceeded relatively smoothly.
Harry stood proud and triumphant like a king in a tux thatwas so dark, only the exact right light showed that it wasnât actually black:the most vibrant color heâd worn all year. His boutonniere matched Ciscoâs red and purple rose crown.
In addition to the flower crown, Cisco was wearing a blackwedding dress that was dramatic and poufy in the back and showed off his silkysmooth legs in the front. Â A deep V-neck teasedso much of his chest he might as well have gone topless.
âMaiwwage⊠Maiwwage is what brings us here togethertoday.â
Cisco had to keep himself from exploding with glee. Â Harry smiled.
âMaiwwage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin adweam. Â Wuv, two wuv, will fowwo youfoweva, so twessa your wuv, and your wuv will twessa you,â the impwessivepwiest wooked to Hawwy and Cisco. âHave you the wing?â
Harry and Cisco happily exchanged rings. Â Now their outfits were perfect.
âI now pwonounce you gwoom and gwoom,â the pwiest beamedwiff dewight.
They couldnât wait for permission to kiss. Â Eyes flew wide, collars were tugged, whistlesrang out, and a couple tongues whetted some lips.
Both Harry and Cisco endedup smashing their cake into each otherâs faces, but they got more to feed eachother with.
For the July Christmas prompts! Harrisco and honeymoon? :)
it was very, very tempting to name this after a Mary Poppinssong, so I gave into temptation!
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Of course, Ramon found an Earth that celebrated Christmas inJuly. Â Heâd been wanting a Christmaswedding ever since middle school, but with how chaotic superhero lives tendedto be, it was more efficient to elope and celebrate later.
Later had arrived, and so had they on this saccharine sliceof hell. Â Red, white, and green lightsflashed obnoxiously, garlands were strewn about everywhere, and someone hadcrowned Cisco with a wreath.
Well, that last one wasnât so bad. Â Cisco loved flower crowns and looked good in them;it only made sense that heâd find one to suit his winter attire. Â Harry didnât know why Cisco preferred mittensover practical gloves, but he looked good in those too.
âMittens are way warmer!â Cisco argued and well, if he wasthat coldâŠ
This never wouldâve gotten finished or posted without encouragement from tonia_barone, so go thank him by checking out his stuff if youâre into flarrowverse fics. Heâs brilliant and super supportive.
Toni, Iâll never thank you enough for encouraging me to step out of my comfort zone.
Most folks look at Mickâhalf unbuttoned Henleys, fuzzy chin, goes to bars for a beer and a brawlâand assume he never does any spring cleaning. Â They believe heâll put up with anything as long as he has his precious lighter.
Len discovers that this assumption is false.
written for day one of Mick Rory Appreciation Week: Pyromania
Pepper basically wrote the ending; thanks, Pepper!
I know most of the things done in this chapter are traditionally feminine activities, but the reader can still be read as any gender.  If ladies can wear Avengers-themed tees and play sports without anyone batting an eyelash, gentlemen can get pampered without inducing Ragnarök.
Excuse me while I vent that emojipedia doesnât have a gold bar emoji. Â Golden Glider fans, rise up and protest!
Len was a little out of focus in the last one, so Pepper suggested: write a mini sequel where reader dozed off while they ate and Mick comments they look cute as Len tucks the blankets closer and kisses their head.
For the purposes of not contracting coldwave burnout again and because this response has plenty of characters without Sara and Nate, this fic includes the following: Amaya, Jax, Martin, Ray, and Rip.
Referring to Martin as âAdmiralâ is a reference to Orville. Imagine, if you will, Star Trekâexcept nobody has a filter; everyone says exactly whatâs on their mind with zero shame.  If youâre looking for sci-fi shenanigans, Orville may be your jam #notsponsored :)
This comes half-requested by Hearth and half me misunderstanding what Hearth was asking for and suggesting an alternative prompt: reader brings characters who are actors their fave meals every day. Â They repay readerâs faithful service with kisses.
TW: living on the streets, poverty, referenced cockroaches, referenced metahuman racism, poor health (nothing graphic ~ a few references to hunger here and there and one sentence about how your powers compound with hunger to make you feel cold all the time)
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Hockey chat adapted from Renegades React to ERB: Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky.
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