Oh my god. I need to share another story of my new friend making today. So my friends husband says, very casually, as weโre about to leave for the ren faire, โYeah, itโs like my story about fucking a chicken.โ
And of the four people present I was the only one who was shocked. The others all nodded as if to say, yes yes, we know, the chicken fucking.
So he explained, when a progressive person is analyzing a behavior they will typically use the metric, Harm/No Harm. They may not like things in the No Harm category but they wouldnโt object.
Conversely, a more conservative mindset used something like eight metrics. Authority/No Authority Moral/Not Moral, things like that.
So, he posited if you want to sound out someoneโs mindset (and youโre willing to live with the repercussions) you can ask: if a man buys a dead chicken from the store, cleans it thoroughly, then fucks it, and then eats it himselfโฆ?
I listened in dawning horror, both rapt and disgusted. But into the growing pause I whispered, โNo harmโฆโ because it really has no effect on me or anyone else if a man fucks a dead chicken. I donโt like it, I think heโs a weird dude, but like. Thatโs his dick. But a more conservative person will hear that and object on moral grounds despite not being harmed.
Itโs been haunting me all day, so please enjoy.
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