rated "best nipples I've ever done" by my surgeon

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[webkinzcat]

[diet-drpenis]

[breakingbadheratigeposts]

breaking bad heritage post

[badassdemonsword]

[fricktic]

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[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[anton--rayne]

Are you the same race as your profile picture

Yes

No

My profile picture doesn't have a race

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

Racial coding counts. And stuff like "Homer Simpson isn't White he's yellow" doesn't count, you know what I mean

[anton--rayne]

Are you from the same country as your profile picture

Yes, we're from the same country

No, they're from a different country

My pfp is not a sentient being

No, because my pfp is from a completely made up place with no basis in real life

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

If it's a fictional place based on real life then you can still consider them from the same country / a different country and not a completely made up place based on your own criteria

[chaifootsteps]

[raccoonmilf]

I think we should empower local tourism industry employees by giving them a stick and free reign to hit tourists who try to feed or approach wildlife.

[dr-jackie]

[gordons-moved]

Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

[roboco-san]

sometimes I see posts like this and wonder what this post must be like for people who don’t play mtg. this joke must have an entirely different texture if you don’t know who this man is and what he has done to me personally

[bunniope]

i can only assume he debated steven universe with you

[miata-detector]

"there should be more sober queer spaces"

Racetrack.

[miata-detector]

im learning a lot of you drink and drive. hmm

[catmask]

music for autistic 12 year olds to feel evil to

[stellamidnight-deactivated20250]

I hate this as an ex autistic 12 year old.

This is true though.

[catmask]

they took your autism??!?!!

[haberdashing]

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[bitchygalaxyprince]

[just-sans-things]

your brother is gnc as fuck

thanks i used to let him sit really close to the microwave as a baby so that the radiation would turn him gay

[just-sans-things]

no this is not about my chemical's romance this is about my brother papyrus t. skeleton

[just-sans-things]

sansy is sorry to keep milking this but it's come to my attention that people are tagging professional mlb players under this post

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[ouroborosorder]

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

[ouroborosorder]

One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet

[catgirldragon]

[sistertaxon]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Video summary: Tiktok by @pippabarnes - clips of a person with alopecia applying colourful makeup and other decorations to a bald spot as part of very dramatic looks, narrating now her relationship to her bald spots has developed over time