Messy, Musical Mind

Hi I'm Lavender! | she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | 29 | bi & polyam | listen to my band OK Koala, we're pretty alright - linktr.ee/okkoalamusic

[messy-musical-mind]

(Jonathan Frakes from Beyond Belief voice) "Cotton Eyed Joe is a man without whom many would've been married a long time ago...But where did he come from? And where did he go?"

[charl0ttan]

i think its good that its called Planters© Peanuts because i dont think it should be called Planters© Penis which is one of the alternatives

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[mumblesplash]

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

[whatdoesthevixensay]

correct

[charl0ttan]

How Many Truths Are There I Am Trying To Buy Enough Notebooks

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like

[florial]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[puppygirllaika]

i need a big group of girls to play a fun game called "how many hands can you pet me with at the same time" where they all gather around me and pet me so so much as much as possible please and thank you <3

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[grudgez]

[afallenunicorn]

[mint-swirl]

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[hellagross]

[charl0ttan]

i heard about women today

[charl0ttan]

ohh golly.

[revengeofthescyths]

What'd you hear? Tell us of them, sister.

[charl0ttan]

their gosh darn Wonderful

[patchoulism]

[verygoodcomments]

[charl0ttan]

when u think abt it being a femmey trans girl is metamodernist as hell of me. gender roles dont real but im still taking the parts i like. or maybe thats just how it should be. im not femmey bc im trans im trans bc im femmey. so who knows rly. its not