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dozydawn

#eating this

guiltfactory

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

great-and-small

Video of a crab where nothing happens

#everything happens 🥹

bedrock-to-buildheight

He has 3 Dragonites because you need to switch mount on long trips

fluff-e-boy

One of the most important images of all time

eurobeatbeetle

fivehoursofscreaming

oh

eurobeatbeetle

bring out the rotating tiger

fivehoursofscreaming

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

22nd

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

pancakeke

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

pancakeke

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

mangonetics

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

pancakeke

OKAY FINE JESUS

pancakeke

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

#Cheesebro ate so much vaseline that his skeleton slipped out of the casket

good-to-drive

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

gailynovelry

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

#GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR THE PROJECT 👏👏👏#YOU GOT THIS

lazer-exe

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

#there shouldn't be a prerequisite for basic life necessities #we have the resources

gailynovelry

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.