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*on this christmas morn, DAVESPRITE will awake to a gift wrapped up in orange ribbon. inside, he will find a fancy pair of orange headphones with sick bird designs on the sides. happy holidays to you, ds!*

well shit son this sure is some sick carriers for some sick beats and they match too its almost like i grew them myself

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technologicgodot

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taskforcetumut

ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0211

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#atrium log

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#with fefetasprite

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adiostauromachy

Way Cool Science Stuff

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#memo log

[11:53] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began pestering aerugoTourbillon [AT] at 23:53 -- [11:53] MT: yo [11:54] MT: i got bored and picked a random name off the roll [11:55] AT: woah, hey man... a random name? [11:56] AT: here 1 thought what we had was spec1al, yo... d*mn. [12:00] MT: okay i lied youre special [12:00] MT: tbh i wasnt actually sure it was you for a second [12:00] MT: and in case it wasnt i wanted a cover [12:00] MT: why are there so many fuckin ats on this list man who designed this shit [12:00] MT: there are so many other letters [12:00] MT: im the only mt you know thats true [12:00] MT: okay anyway sup rufioh [12:01] AT: you're d*mn r1ght 1'm spec1al. who's your lusus now, heh. [12:01] AT: sup davespr1te... how's 1t k1ck1n. [12:03] MT: you are totally not my troll lusus thatd be weird [12:03] MT: im pretty rad man i had to hang with the captain [12:03] MT: he drew a cat [12:03] MT: sup with you [12:04] AT: man... 1 got to hang out w1th th1s drag of a human... roxanne or someth1ng... she's noth1ng l1ke roxy, for the record. [12:05] AT: 1 don't even know... 1 thought 1t'd be cool to ch1ll w1th someone new but 1t was l1ke she d1dn't even wanna be there so??? [12:05] AT: whatever, yo... 1 got better th1ngs to be buzz1n at. [12:08] AT: pretty much sucked *ss... and not 1n the good way, lol. [12:09] MT: omg wow way to bring sucking ass right up man [12:09] MT: but that sounds pretty lame [12:09] MT: heres information for you: eridan doesnt fuckin know what a highfive is [12:10] AT: you at least show h1m about the f1st bumps? [12:13] MT: i showed him high fives but i think he needs to practice [12:14] AT: man... saddest th1ng 1 ever heard of. [12:14] AT: you're do1ng a good th1ng tho so that's cool. [12:14] MT: i am a fucking saint this is real charity work [12:14] MT: whatve you been up to dude [12:15] AT: noth1ng r1ght now... catch1ng up on my shows, that's all. [12:15] AT: been a l1l qu1et around here but 1t's a1ght. 1 l1ke qu1et. [12:17] MT: what kinda shows do you watch? [12:18] AT: an1mes stra1ght outta eastern beforus 1s where 1t's at, bro. [12:18] AT: wbu? [12:18] MT: anime holy fuck [12:18] MT: have you talked to dirk about anime [12:18] MT: i dig some of that stuff too but also just really terribad movies theyre hilarious [12:19] AT: dude... we shoot that sh*t l1ke 1t was sacr1l1geous sw1ll, yo. [12:19] AT: stra1ght up. [12:20] AT: 1t's l1ke... been there. done that, haha. [12:20] AT: holy sh*t tho. terr1bad mov1es? [12:20] AT: l1ke what? [12:21] MT: the room is the greatest film masterpiece of our generation [12:21] MT: sometimes ill just look up really bad movies [12:21] MT: shitty romcoms [12:21] MT: awkward acting [12:21] MT: terrible weird plots [12:21] MT: bad special effects [12:21] MT: its gr8 [12:23] AT: 1 don't th1nk 1've ever seen that fl1ck before... [12:24] AT: haha but 1t sounds t1ght, the way you're talk1ng about 1t. [12:29] MT: oh thats not all the room [12:29] MT: i was listing other things i watch [12:29] MT: but the room is the worstbest of all time honestly its so fucking bad im in love with it [12:29] MT: its like a relic of an ancient time where things were terrible [12:44] AT: hahaha, holy sh*t tho... 1 get what you mean. [12:45] AT: th1ngs m1ghta been terr1ble but sh*t... that's not gonna stop you from laugh1ng your *ss off at 1t. [12:45] AT: 1t's an art, yo... needs mad props and shout outs by dudes who get 1t. [01:03] MT: hell yeah it is [01:03] MT: maybe i can show you the thing sometime [01:03] MT: youll laugh those horns right off your head [01:04] AT: yeah, man, def. [01:04] AT: so long as you lay off the rack tho. [01:09] MT: hey i like the rack its a nice rack [01:10] MT: you could probably use it to hold things [01:11] AT: yeah... l1ke your mom lusus. [01:11] AT: whaaaaat??? [01:11] AT: yeah 1 sa1d 1t... both your human mom and your b1rd mom cuz... commun1ng sh*t bruh. [01:11] AT: get down w1th 1t. [01:12] MT: i dont even know either of those moms [01:13] AT: but 1'll hold em both, yo. watch 1t. [01:14] MT: thats a little weird [01:14] MT: is that even an insult [01:14] MT: youre gonna hold my moms [01:14] MT: sure man okay love em good [01:15] AT: hahaha, d*mn... can't even take a joke. [01:15] AT: or should 1 say l1ke... yolk? [01:15] AT: olololol. [01:15] MT: oh my god [01:15] MT: i dont lay eggs bro i promise you that thatd be so weird [01:16] AT: hey, 1 don't know your bus1ness and you don't gotta tell me e1ther. [01:18] MT: i can take so many jokes [01:18] MT: how am i even holding all of these [01:19] AT: h1de them 1n that we1rd *ss body pouch you have. [01:19] AT: l1ke... your l1teral *ss pouch yo. l1ke... 1 don't even f*ck1ng know what's 1n there. [01:21] MT: i mean you could always ask [01:22] AT: 1 could ask but... the mystery's way funn1er. [01:22] AT: gotta apprec1ate comed1c value when 1t's there, bro. [01:24] MT: youre a huge nerd and we gotta hang again sometime [01:24] AT: b1rds of a feather, yo. b1rds of a motherf*ck1ng feather. }:) [01:25] MT: hah absofuckinglutely [01:25] MT: did i ever show you my new jam [01:26] AT: no but... you can totes lay 1t on me. }B) [01:26] AT: (more b1rd puns for your peeps.) [01:26] MT: i cant fucking believe this [01:26] MT: why rufioh [01:26] MT: why [01:27] AT: cuz 1 love you bro. that's how th1s sh*t drops. [01:29] MT: btw your new rapper name is rack attack [01:29] AT: holy f*ck. [01:31] AT: yours 1s prolly st1ll *ss pouch. f*ck1ng lol! [01:46] MT: ass pouch is not my rap name thats a terrible rap name [01:46] MT: im still picking a new rap name [01:46] MT: anyway check this out [01:46] MT: [metacarpalTalkback sent file slicknslide.mp3] [01:47] AT: }:O [01:47] AT: god d*mn, dude... th1s sh*t 1s leg1t, yo. [01:55] MT: its pretty fire i know [01:55] MT: thats the new one [01:55] MT: maybe i could sample you sometime [01:56] AT: haha... what do you mean l1ke... throw down some lyr1cal know how? [01:56] AT: 1'm a l1l rusty on that stuff... heh. haven't thrown s1ck rhymes s1nce wr1gglerhood. [01:57] MT: yeah, or just get you talkin [01:57] MT: i mix in a lot of everyday sounds and shit [01:57] MT: layer and repeat [01:57] MT: could make a track that starts with you saying sugoi over and over [01:58] AT: omfg. [01:58] AT: 1 say we m1x that sh*t up, yo. send 1t to d1rk. [01:58] AT: bet he'd get a k1ck outta that. [01:59] MT: hell fucking yes he would lets do it [01:59] AT: 1'm down. [02:00] AT: but, l1sten... 1 th1nk 1'm gonna jet. [02:00] AT: just reached the season f1nale here and 1 wanna focus. [02:00] AT: 1'll catch you later tho, ds. 1'll get back to you on that sugo1 desu n1 m1x. }:P [02:05] MT: see yeah man have fun [02:05] MT: talk to you later [02:05] MT: i hope the animes dont bring kawaii tears to your shining eyes [02:05] MT: adios bro [02:05] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] ceased pestering aerugoTourbillon [AT] at 02:05 --

#with rufioh #the new legacy of the sugoi desu mix

-- arsenicCaudal [AC] began pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT]-- AC: :33 < *Being back on the ship provided some off kind of comfort, sure she was still pretty darn sore from her last hunt but it would be fine after a little while. Right now a cat's just walking along through the atrium to get herself some supplies from one of her many stashes on board* MT: *Meanwhile, a bird was hanging out near the trees, doing dumb bird shit and being blissfully, blissfully unaware of his danger.* AC: :33 < *did someone say bird, tr33, and blissfully unaware??????????? count nep in. even if her side hurt she spots this bird and just.... cr33ps to the side. Crouching low on the ground and quietly climbing with her claws. One butt wiggle, two, POUNCE!!* MT: *FUCKING SQUACK* MT: *he is on his side man down man down* MT: oh my god what the fuck is happening MT: cant a guy just sit around these days without being devoured AC: :33 < *that SMARTS but she's satisfied with her catch, leaning over this chatty bird with a smile full of predator t33th but its so :D* nope!! MT: *he looks up at her and something small and frightened in his bird brain twitches, calling forward another little squack. the rest of him gathers itself up.* uh so. like. why not. AC: :33 < *sing for the predator bird, soothe her hunger but she's mostly curious. For now* beclaws there are purrrrrrrredators about silly! MT: but what if im not even prey MT: what if im another predator MT: ever think of that AC: :33 < the proof is in the pudding! pudding that mew almost made a few seconds ago! X33 *boops his nose with her finger* MT: i am not fucking pudding MT: if i was i wouldnt taste very good MT: sprites are so not delicious AC: :33 < that just sounds like pawrgaining! MT: i mean were not MT: im literally made out of energy youd burn your fucking tongue MT: who are you anyway AC: :33 < i could always use more energy though... AC: :33 < hmmmmmmmm AC: :33 < but im nepeta! :)) AC: :33 < who are YOU? MT: you literally couldnt digest the energy its not that kind MT: im davesprite AC: :33 < what brings mew to pawre little ship?? *casually leaning over still, tail waving* AC: :33 < *are you comfortable? she is* MT: *no hes not comfortable at all* MT: i mean MT: what brings anyone anywhere thats really the question AC: :33 < thats a silly question! AC: :33 < and kind of the thing i was just asking you AC: :33 < but more broad MT: so why are you asking me silly questions then AC: :33 < because youre a silly bird! MT: wow rude im not even a bird really MT: im a sprite dude MT: i came to like MT: i dont know MT: travel MT: see the stars MT: who knows MT: what about you AC: :33 < (mew squawked) :PP AC: :33 < but im here fur fun! AC: :33 < and for furriends MT: is this how you make furriends MT: is it by jumping them when theyre minding their own business AC: :33 < yes :33 MT: so are we friends now or what MT: ill have you know i am a classy lady i take more than one date to get into the playpen AC: :33 < ill be sure to mark that down when peopawl start expurressing interest! *still all smiles for miles and looming tiny cat* MT: wow fuckin rude does that mean youre not interested in my classy friendship after all AC: :33 < im very interested! you s33m fun MT: whoa man that is a hell of an accusation after only knowing me like five minutes MT: but yeah okay you seem fun too MT: we should actually hang sometime MT: and not necessarily in the just MT: random troll jumping on you way AC: :33 < h33h33h33! why thank mew! AC: :33 < i like to think my jumping is very meowmerapawl! XPP AC: :33 < do you happawn to like tea sir spurrrrrite? MT: i mean i aint about to say i wont remember being totally wasted by you nah MT: i dont think ive had tea actually AC: :OO < *G A S P!!!!* AC: :33 < mew have to try some! theres a lot of kinds and theyre really good AC: :33 < most anyway MT: yeah? MT: got any like MT: favorites MT: does this tea do anything does it help with ailments AC: :33 < of course! i love mewlong tea and camomeowile! AC: :33 < and it cures the ailment of not being an unfancy nerd!! :OO AC: :33 < tea is fur the meowst classies of fancy....! AC: :33 < nerds AC: :33 < but it is really good and i guess good fur you too! MT: did you just call me an unfancy nerd MT: oh it is on lejion it is on like donkey kong MT: shit thats good what a good rhyme MT: i will drink your fuckin tea with loads of milk and i will be so goddamn fancy MT: ill shapeshift a tie on AC: :33 < and a meownicle? AC: :33 < and a really tall hat?? AC: :33 < and a cane??? MT: abso-fuckin-lutely where would we be without the meownicle MT: whoa man slow down that is a lot of fanciness MT: i am only a level two fancy i cant be this hardcore yet MT: i gotta walk before i run MT: you may be the fancy king or some shit but MT: i am not quite at that tier AC: :33 < oh! h33h33h33 im clawnfident youll get therem some day AC: :33 < as king of the fancies mew have my blessing! AC: :33 < (even though id rafur be a qu33n they do so much more!) AC: :33 < (wait im the king i can make myself the qu33n!) AC: :33 < (the qu33n is me :33 ) MT: okay so youre the queen alright MT: all hail queen fancies i guess MT: when should we do this tea party thing MT: do you have a job or what AC: :33 < bounty hunting but thats completely up to me so i can do the tea pawrty whenefur! MT: wow holy shit that is rad as hell MT: oh my god MT: you gotta give me some gorey stories sometime AC: :33 < *EYE SHINE* of course!!! MT: anyway im free whenever too i am a useless stain on the patchwork quilt of society MT: lets do some afternoon on an upcoming weekend MT: also do you like MT: keep body parts from people you kill MT: i feel like id make a cool bone necklace probably AC: :33 < *wow look at that saccharine smile* mewll have to s33 this w33kend!! AC: :33 < *shes gonna pull out all her trophies and bury him in animated stories* MT: *He'll love that* MT: *he grins too* MT: awesome MT: totally rad MT: i cant wait MT: are you gonna stop sitting on me or is this just my life now AC: :33 < it can be purr life later when we m33t up, dont worry! AC: :33 < *but she does jump up because she has things to get together* AC: :33 < ill s33 mew supurr soon davespurrite! :)) MT: okay yeah MT: see you this weekend man MT: *wow hes kinda giddy excited this sounds AWESOME* MT: *WAVES* -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] ceased pestering arsenicCaudal [AC] --

#old ass log that is finally finished #with nepeta