Off Yourself

Swiffer sheets, and Prometheus dreams.

[theehorsepusssy]

[theehorsepusssy]

TheeHorsePussy and DiabeticHomelessHookers

2013 Tumblr Toy Drive

[metagearsolidv]

what a time to be alive

[emailclub]

the dollar can’t fucking make videos anymore because someone copyrighted it i hope everyone dies

[metagearsolidv]

I FOUND FIVEISH!!!!!!

[o-kurwa]

Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex

[kaizykat]

Transcription:

Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --

Crowd: (shocked noises)

Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!

Crowd: (cheering)

Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!

[the-clown-wars]

[simonjadis]

today’s food plan:

[radiowithnohead]

elon musk and grimes are the weird emo kids who wear matching collars and like meow at each other in public

[radiowithnohead]

this got like 10 more notes after elon dumbass baby man went on twitter on acid and told the world hes into thigh high socks like a fucking weeaboo but i want to let the record show i wrote this beforehand bc i knew

[2000ish]

shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

[fuckyeahuglycars]

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road:

[ivy-michaels]

UwU I’m a rebel just for kicks, nya!

[somenerdthing]

[ivy-michaels]

UwU I’m a rebel just for kicks, nya!

[bloggemort]

He is such and icon

[theweirdwideweb]

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[theweirdwideweb]

[metagearsolidv]

Anger

[theweirdwideweb]