Might bite (affectionately)

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[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[chryza]

You know what yeah sure ill give it a shot.

[chryza]

No midroll ads and it’s just a polite man playing hitman with meditative music in the background this is actually just insane enough to be my new favorite thing to fall asleep to

[chryza]

“Now I will drop this man here and quietly snap his neck. The Mackerel claims its first victim” okay I’m here for life.

[effielovesapples]

[tomshiddles]

PEDRO PASCAL as Joel Miller The Last of Us 01x05

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[boycomics]

true romance

[nintendosbitch-archived]

Just so y'all know, there’s more lol

[animusrox]

Batman Forever (1995) dir. Joel Schumacher

[zombeesknees]

#joel schumacher really had a way with henchmen #what do you get with nolan- some soldier dudes with guns? yawn #where’s the outfits? where’s the face paint? where’s the neon??

[carmelcup2]

[surskip]

my favourite rat video

[metahigh]

I wish my posts could give psychic damage, but also be unresistable and charming so that ppl would still reblog them.

Alas, I don't have the skill to translate my vibes into Tumblr posts, but I keep reblogging what I wish I could make. Stolen valor and all that.

[ducissatenebrarum]

A pictograph at Barrier Canyon in the central Utah desert, depicting an anthropomorph with bug eyes and antennae. 2000 BCE-500 CE, United States of America.

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[puncertainty]

<3 (prints here)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[camillesaroyan]

[stellalunanight]

The instant regret and disappointment in both their faces for me

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace