Might bite (affectionately)

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[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[anaconda-creates]

in love with this medieval art where this lady has been shot by an arrow and just looks so unimpressed

oh noo...

[great-and-small]

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

[great-and-small]

Not the best photo but here it is for posterity

[aelijoh]

I wanted to draw them

[spider-artdump]

[chernozemm]

I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.

Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

[birdwatchy-standaround]

whatever. go my bean warriors #mybeanwarriors

[timeloops]

[crowcaws]

The concept of orchestras holding cheaper tickets for "under 35s" is so funny to me. In the eyes of fine art we are but drooling babes.

[elucubrare]

hey. why.

[freckled-moss]

Now I love comically large Adrian as much as the next guy, but hear me out on the potential of a comically small Adrian

[thememedaddy]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can