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[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

doberbutts

Another point that reminds me of my privilege in this world is when I think about the fact that we sell the cure for tuberculosis to people to give to their dogs for a UTI. Millions of people literally die every year because they can't access this medication and I'm giving it to people to shove down their dogs' throats to make them stop peeing in the house. It's one of the more expensive antibiotics and people always whine about the price but then it's not their daughter they have to watch slowly suffocate as bacteria turns her lungs into swiss cheese. It's not their father that coughs and coughs and coughs until he's spitting up blood.

The deadliest infectious disease in human history is cured by the same packet of chewable tabs individually packed in foil. It comes in beef flavor so your dog won't resist taking its meds as much. It's like a hundred bucks for 30 tablets on pretty much any pet pharmacy.

It makes me think about medicine scarcity and how it's all fake in order to get enough capital that you can have individuals with higher net worth than entire countries. And in the mean time, hundreds of millions of people are dead because they don't drive the bottom line.

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

qqchurch

xueyangapologist

“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.

datsderbunnyblog

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.

datsderbunnyblog

Someone in the comments under one of the videos said "high risk zero reward" 💀

datsderbunnyblog

This is the most recent one I've seen but they're moving so fast, there could be more updates already

mobydyke

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

shetheyslain

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

loveridden1999

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

what-even-is-thiss

I feel like I’ve been seeing people assuming that every stupid take must be made by an American more often lately. To the point where I see people assuming I must not be American specifically because I’m informed about something?

Like I fully get criticizing American attitudes about certain things but there are dumbasses everywhere you know.

what-even-is-thiss

Like for example people assuming that I’m not American because I like roundabouts? And because I’m informed about safe road design? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you needed to be from a specific place to care about reducing car accidents.

what-even-is-thiss

Anyways I’m just bitching after I just woke up about something that doesn’t matter. I’m gonna go have a coffee.

scienceoftheidiot

Liking roundabouts is specifically a french urban area administrator's characteristics, and no one else's, so congratulations on being assigned your new identity.

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what-even-is-thiss

No please I was thinking about Carmel, Indiana USA when I was talking about roundabouts don’t take me to the baguette hexagon

thrice-the-nobling

isn't france a pentagon?

what-even-is-thiss

xenosagaepisodeone

tumblr users will be the first population of social media users to be able to lay eggs

making-you-in-spore

it is already possible.

kidzbopdeathgrips

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

kidzbopdeathgrips

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

weaselknievel

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE

thewalrusfrompingu

What’s Ed Balls day?

never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac

Omg, okay explanation time.

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.

This is the infamous tweet