Just Your Average Kirby Enthusiast

Helo Helo! I'm just some random Kirby fan, just yeeting out her thoughts to the world! Sorry if I draw Dedede's face like a Sonic character btw, it's just the easiest way to draw him for me.

[metaknightcorp]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Making a proper post for this since it was on my mind... still not quite in the Kirby fandom rn, but maybe someday I shall return proporly.

[metaknightcorp]

RB-ing for exposure

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Making a proper post for this since it was on my mind... still not quite in the Kirby fandom rn, but maybe someday I shall return proporly.

[sectoniaapologist]

Shout-out to everyone who sent me an ask about this important revelation! I appreciate y'all!

Since this is basically a joint reply to all of them, I'll tag all the askers below (hope you guys don't mind that):

@naydragoodra, @that-one-fox, @clairetimes, @mysterioso45, and an Anonymous!

[metaknightcorp]

ok the implications give me so many questions but I'm not getting into that rn because I'm still on my transformers high

[metaknightcorp]

How to Befriend a Noddy (by Morpho Knight)

Step 1: Read “The Grand History of the Universe”

Step 2: Get a hyperfixation on noddies, an elusive species that sleeps eternally

Step 3: Talk about them just a little bit

Step 4: Get told by your coworkers that they don’t exist

Step 5: Get petty

Step 6: Go on a quest to find a noddy to prove them wrong

Step 7: Go to a distant planet

Step 8: Start looking in the mountains

Step 9: Fail to find any noddies

Step 10: Search the caves

Step 11: Fail to find any noddies … Again

Step 12: Search everywhere else you can think of

Step 13: Fail yet again

Step 14: Repeat 7-13 a few too many times

Step 15: Lose hope

Step 16: Get depressed

Step 17: Wonder why you’re even doing this

Step 18: Start thinking your coworkers might’ve been right

Step 19: Find a noddy just lying around in the middle of nowhere

Step 20: Don’t ask questions

Step 21: Rejoice

Step 22: Bring the noddy back home

Step 23: Brag to your coworkers

Step 24: Realize you actually need to wake him up

Step 25: Try shaking him awake

Step 26: Try throwing water on him

Step 27: Yell

Step 28: Wonder why nothing’s working

Step 29: Read the history book

Step 30: Find out that a spell was cast on the noddies to make them sleep forever

Step 31: Go through all of your spellbooks

Step 32: Try a bunch of different awakening spells

Step 33: Get confused on why things still aren’t working

Step 34: Reread the history book

Step 35: Finally process that the sleepiness was an extremely strong curse not a normal spell

Step 36: Go through your spellbooks yet again, this time looking for curse breakers

Step 37: Find a good one

Step 38: Use it

Step 39: IT WORKS

Step 40: Squeal so loud that the souls of the damned can hear you

Step 41: Accidentally scare the noddy

Step 42: Apologise profusely

Step 43: Start yapping about how cool it is that you actually managed to wake him up

Step 44: Watch him fall asleep again

Step 45: Panic

Step 46: Shake the noddy

Step 47: He wakes up again

Step 48: Sigh in relief

Step 49: Ask the noddy questions about himself to keep his mind occupied so he doesn’t fall asleep again

Step 50: Learn his name is Marx

Step 51: Learn that he often dreams of flying

Step 52: Be in awe

Step 53: Ask to be his friend

Step 54: Be accepted

Step 55: Success!

The next page has a photo of a bunch of noddies wandering around taped to it, and handwriting that reads: MORPHO GODDAMNIT YOU WOKE THEM ALL UP!! -Keeby

[metaknightcorp]

How I'd insert some characters into the anime

Susie: This was pretty obvious to me, I'd make Haltmann Works Co. the new company that Dedede buys stuff from after Nightmare's defeat, with Susie as the saleswoman and Haltmann as the big boss. (Maybe the whole Mecha-Knight thing could happen if Dedede tries to pay for something with Meta knight)

Magolor: Literally game Magolor. No, seriously: The Magolor from the game universe while he's still on his road to redemption, hot off of TKCDX and still trying to prove that he's good. He pops up one day and sets up a shop where he sells stuff he's made and where he brainstorms blueprints for Magoloand.

Galacta: Basically just his introduction in Meta Knightmare Returns, but Meta isn't so quick to beat him and Galacta ends up destroying half of the town before Kirby comes along and beats him back into the portal Nova made.

DMK: Ok this might sound a little weird, but this is KRBAY we're talking about, so I think this would make sense if they ever made a reboot: DMK being the "Female" half from Slice-n-Splice! Think about it, if the anime wanted to introduce a copy of Meta into the picture, why not use the monster that conveniently splits people in half?

Bandee: Waddle Doo's apprentice, 'nuff said.

[metaknightcorp]

Everybody makes Meta the cool one... I want him to be the dumbass in-training idiot that he is in the games. Half of his gamemodes have the plot "Training to be stronger". I want to see fanart of him struggling to fly in the earlier games. I wanna see him begging Kirby to teach him sword techniques. I want this to be the reason he keeps giving Kirby a sword, so he can study how he uses it and get better.

Meta is the overly edgy teen with a hyperfixation on swords and enough money to build and maintain a battleship.

[metaknightcorp]

Everyone sees Meta as the oldest in the group, but hear me out: he's actually the youngest! While Meta's model is the same hight as Kirby, he wears heels, which means he's shorter than Kirby. He's also considerably less skilled, I mean, practically all of his sub games have the plot "he wanted to train". Then there's his wings. It seems like in the beginning he didn't have them, but when he gained them Meta barely used his wings like he was inexperienced. He's gotten better over time, but he still never spends very much time in the air. I headcanon that Kirby is training Meta himself lol

[metaknightcorp]

They added a freaking transformer to Kirby

NOT helping with my current hyperfixation guys....

[metaknightcorp]

'Nother page of my Kirby ask blog Ask the Kirby Krew, up and ready! Read the full thing on Comicfury at https://atkk.thecomicseries.com

[metaknightcorp]

Am I just tired or do those tiny flat hill things in kirby games kinda look like tombstones

[metaknightcorp]

Every time I watch a video with specific video game music I know in the background, I get distracted because I'm like "Woah hey that's dedede's theme... WAIT IS THAT MAGOLOR'S EPILOUGE MUSIC"

[forgottenkirbyfacts]

forgotten kirby facts 287 - polof from dreamland 3 only appears exactly once in the game, which one could argue means theyre actually an individual rather than an unnamed member of a species.

[metaknightcorp]

Has anyone else noticed that Kirby’s got a really bad sleep schedule?? More often than not, he’s shown to be sleeping during the day instead of the night. Like, it’s implied that in KATFL, the first three worlds take place during one day before the night sets in in the middle of Wondaria, where Kirby seemingly travels till sometime around midnight before beating up Carol. Then the next world is during the day again, and so is the next world, before it turns night at Sillydillo… Then Kirby seemingly proceeds to pull an all-nighter to get to Lab Descovera if that sunrise during the final boss battle is anything to go by.

Please notify me if there’s any other games where Kirby seemingly pulls all-nighters because I’m a little concerned about him.

[metaknightcorp]

idk how this post is getting so popular but OK

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Meetup

[dark-mega]

The official kirby twitter just gave us new information on the crystal mini bosses from Star-crossed world

"Kirby, they don't seem to be the "Beast Pack" or anything like that." "They're enemies called "Galactal" that appeared due to the influence of the meteor." "They'll come at Kirby with attacks using crystals and meteors!" "They're tough opponents that can't even be inhaled, but...if you attack them, it looks like you can strip away their crystal armor!"

These new enemies...are called the "galactals".

[metaknightcorp]

._.

Galactals.

Well if that isn't a dead giveaway, idk what is.

[metaknightcorp]

Every time Kirby has the wheel ability, he commits vehicular manslaughter, so stop assuming that this is a new thing with Elfilis.

[metaknightcorp]

Magolor: What's the technology used to simulate copy abilities?

Kirby: Capture! How many genders do dark matter have?

Magolor: Three and a half! What's the main population of artistians consist of?

Kirby: Crossbreeds! What are warpstars on a technicality?

Magolor: Wandering souls! How do mouthless vampires suck blood?

Kirby: With claws instead of fangs! How many living weapons are known to exist?

Magolor: Five counting mirror Galaxia!

Dedede: *Whispering* What are they doing...?

Meta: *Whispering back* I don't know, having a knowledge competition???