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I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

Gay, southern, violently depressed, catholic, divorced twice, potentially schizophrenic, has complex feelings about his identity, terrible taste in men… I fear no protagonist has done it quite like him.

#iwtv

dogpuppy

lipt-97

sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

valtsv

there's something so compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the ironic symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.

valtsv

also yes i do enjoy a bit of penetration imagery and the perverse intimacy of violence. if you must know.

swagvo1d

byjove

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

akiyart

Miquella the kind ✨️

orcusivanth

Cross the threshold

feukt-42

How awkward do you think this interaction was ?

#shadow of the erdtree

delsinsfire

#elden ring #shadow of the erdtree #maybe late to the party but I'm sooo invested

miquellah

think the funniest part about ppl complaining miquella was “retconned” in SOTE was everyone going “ omg why couldnt we have just had ONE Good demigod!!” because well he was. the whole time actually miquella was Good. he had the best of intentions. he’s got the lowest kill count (if any numbers are even there at all). he even made the needles and the haligtree and alleviated suffering for a lot of people. it’s just that Being Good is still not all you need in order to save people the way they need

(i also doubly think this argument is funny cuz like. motions to ranni, and even if you disregard her, melina)

but additionally i think miquella and his Goodness is also meant to make us question what good and evil even IS. evil is harm, right? but is it intent, or just effect? miquella arguably never meant to hurt anyone, but he still did. manipulation of free will is evil, right? but doing that also keeps people from hurting and killing each other, which is good. is it worth more to inhibit free will than it is to inhibit suffering? why? and, is self-sacrifice noble and good if it harms only you? is sacrificing yourself for others good? or evil? to give up even your own free will.

anyway just a reminder. sometimes you should keep thinking just a little deeper!

#it was so disappointing seeing people sadly dudebros specially take the handle on how miquella is generally perceived now #as soon as the word consort was put over radhan suddenly all these idiots were screaming and crying about lack of consent miquella being #a manipulator psychopath but I dont see these tags on Ranni when she is also kind of a psychopath #anyways I hope fromsoftware keeps writing characters that make men uncomfortable

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eternal-fractal

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

owenthetokencishet

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

rainia

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

translatingpostsintoitalian

americani per favooore. per favore uccidete elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americani! per favore. Per favore !!! uccidete elon musk. non vi ricordate la pistola.. ? bang bang ? il vostro gioco preferito..? Americani... per favore. 😔🙏 vi siete dimenticati la vostra divinità locale, capitan america: uccidi i nazisti??? americani !! so che ce la potete fare 🥺🙏 per favore americani..

honeko-neko

Americanos por favooor. Por favor maten a Elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏americanos! Por favor. Por favor !!! Maten a Elon musk. No recuerdan las armas.. ? Bang bang ? Su juego favorito..? Americanos... por favor. 😔🙏 olvidaron a su deidad local, el capitán América: matar nazis??? Americanos !! Se que pueden hacerlo 🥺🙏 por favor americanos..

kettu-kettu

amerikkalaiset joooko. jooko tappakaa elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerikkalaiset! jooko. Jooko !!! tappakaa elon musk. ettekö muista pyssyä.. ? bäng bäng ? teidän lempileikki..? Amerikkalaiset... jooko. 😔🙏 oletteko unohtaneet paikallisen jumalanne, kapteeni amerikka: tapa natseja??? amerikkalaiset !! Mä tiedän että pystytte siihen 🥺🙏 jooko amerikkalaiset..

ceoandslutler

āmricayiyā lotfannnn. lotfan elon musk-o bokoshīd 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 āmricayiyā! lotfan. Lotfan !!! bokoshīd elon musk-o. aslahe-ro yādetūn rafte.. ? bāng bāng ? bāzi-ye mored-e alaghatūn..? Āmricayiyā... lotfan. 😔🙏 āyā katkhoda-ye mahallitūn-ro yādetūn rafte, capitan-e āmrica: nāzi koshūn??? āmricayi-ya !! Midūnam ke mitūnin 🥺🙏 lotfan āmricayiyā..

oceanpilled-fishcel

amerykanie błagaaaam. błagam zabijcie elona muska 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerykanie! proszę. Błagam !!! zabijcie elona muska. nie pamiętacie pistoletu.. ? pif paf ? wasza ulubiona zabawa..? Amerykanie... proszę. 😔🙏 czy zapomnieliście o swoim lokalnym bóstwie, kapitanie ameryce: zabijaj nazistów??? amerykanie !! Wiem że możecie to zrobić 🥺🙏 proszę amerykanie..

fawnheartedly

les américains s'il vous plaaaait. s'il vous plait tuez elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 les americains! s'il vous plait. s'il vous plait !!! tuez elon musk. vous vous rappelez des pistolets.. ? pan pan ? votre jeu préféré..? les américains... s'il vous plait. 😔🙏 avez vous oubliez votre dieu, captain america: tuez les nazis??? les americains !! Je sais que vous pouvez le faire 🥺🙏 s'il vous plait les américains..

spudsaaa

amerikaner snäääälla. snälla döda elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerikaner! snälla. Snälla !!! döda elon musk. kommer ni inte ihåg pistol.. ? pang pang ? ditt favoritspel..? Amerikaner... snälla. 😔🙏 har ni glömt er lokala gud, captain america: döda nazister??? amerikaner !! jag vet att ni klarar av det 🥺🙏 snälla amerikaner..