move im marvin gay

27, decrepit, gay

[ballwizard]

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

[justthisoncesharon]

sedimentary rocks are kinda just like rock polycules

[justthisoncesharon]

need to start my creamed corn blog back up

[justthisoncesharon]

tb to when i was closeted in high school and we were talking about favorite cereals. i said mine was fruity pebbles and the physics teacher took a beat and said "....you would like fruity pebbles.”

happy pride

[justthisoncesharon]

one of those daily weather blankets but for bowel movements

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[woundliqour]

[chickenfarmersan]

[mysharona1987]

[you-left-the-coven-on]

[jellyside]

here is my contribution

[exquisite-peculiarity]

For Autism Acceptance Month :)

Image description-

Watercolor drawing of a light skinned person with short dark hair on a yellow background wearing a red shirt that has the autism rainbow infinity symbol. They’re shielding their face from the bright light with one hand and covering their ear with the other. They’re kneading their brows and looking away but still smiling.

Handwritten text says “future so bright I gotta take a break cause I’m getting overstimulated”

(Idea by @justthisoncesharon)

[tobacconist]

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

(no associated catchphrase)

(’take on me’ opening notes)

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[ratbastarddotfuck]

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

[mycroftrh]

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

[sailurmars]

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

[feitanswife]

WHAT

[gondorsfinest]

okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office. 

they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.

everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.

Keep reading

[ileolai]

Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

[fuck-usag]

Legally speaking, I must be king of this place or I may be charged with treason

[darning-socks]

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

[clint-ftm-barton]

THANK YOU

[selaphiraviel]

Reblogging at the speed of light

[theaceae-c]

“Aw what a cute cat!”

“What I didn’t know you were attracted to animals!”

[stuffandatherstuff]

This

!!!

[hoardofhyperfixations]

“Those shoes are nice”

“Do you wanna fuck those shoes, John?”

[adhd-vibes]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[noccor]

Screaming long boy

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[ilytz-deactivated20180723]

every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it

[brucebocchi]