~a/n: Been holding off on doing this one for a while now but finally finished. I had a bad week so enjoy some smut. I think I plan to make another separate post explaining further about his kinks like I did with his favorite sex positions. Credit to @/multi-fandom-imagine for nsfw alphabet template. I did alter it a bit for my post though.
~warnings: mentions of sex, kinks, aftercare, fem!reader, MDNI!
A= Aftercare (what theyโre like after sex): ofc the king of aftercare! This man will bring you tea, massage your muscles, pamper your body with kisses (especially the bite marks, hickeys, etc.), give you a nice warm bath, and praise you with sweet words. Literally will do anything you request of him. He is a giving lover and he wants to make sure you feel loved and are taken care of (especially if it was a long love making session or a little rough).
B= Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's): Everything (cheesy, I know). Nah, but if he had to pick one, your hands. He loves the way they feel on his skin. The way they gently trace his scars (also your lips). How they cup his face when you pull him into a kiss. How they comb through his hair strands. How they rub his back when he needs the comfort after a nightmare or bad day. His favorite body part on himself is either his arms or mouth. Arms due to his strength. Mouth due to him being good with it and making you feel intense pleasure by it.
C= Cum (anything to do with cum basically): Cums lots when he does. Warm, sticky, and a bit bitter and salty. Will kiss you even with his cum in your mouth (snowballing). He thinks its hot. Will also eat you out after cumming inside you.
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): Even though his favorite body part of yours is your hands, his second favorite is your tits. Loves to grope them, suck on them (a lot), rest his head on them when relaxing, and even cumming on them. Although he usually cums inside you or on your stomach, when he came on your tits for the first time, the view of your fucked out expression, chest heaving while trying to catch your breath as his cum decorates your tits..fuck.. immediately made him hard again. If you asked him if you could give him a tit job, he'd just cum right on the spot. He secretly wishes you would ask him..
E= Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyโre doing): Im gonna go with the headcanon that he doesn't have much given he's been in prison most of his life and I feel like he is careful with who he gives himself to/who he trusts so it wouldn't be a surprise that he is careful with who he sleeps with. He takes that seriously and has to have a deep connection with someone before doing anything with them. So I could see him as not really experienced. He is a quick learner tho ;)
F= Favorite position: Made a whole post about it right here.
G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.): He's chill so a little bit of both. He wouldn't mind if you were silly in bed but usually takes it somewhat seriously because it's special when you two have sex. He is likely to tease you as well and enjoys making you smile and laugh so he's okay with it.
H= Hair (grooming habits): Average. Has a bush but keeps it trimmed for you. Matches his hair color and highlights.
I= Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect, etc.): Mostly romantic but can get a bit rough/dirty if you want him to. It can be a combination of both.
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often): He doesn't need to since he has you but of course when either you or him are busy and can't see one another for a while, he would jack off if he really needed to. Always jacks off while imagining you touching him, using memories from previous sessions, or imagining what he wants to do with you once you see each other again. He can't help getting turned on when he thinks about you and misses you.
K= Kink (one or more of their kinks): Breeding, praising, squirting, pussyeating, some degradation, dirty talk, bondage, bdsm, blindfolding, edging, overstimulation, orgasm control, mutual masturbation, roleplay, cockwarming, doming and subbing, spanking, biting, snowballing.
L= Location (favorite place to do the deed): Usually in the privacy of his office or the safety of your home. Ngl, you both have done quickies in the dark corners of the fortress because you guys just couldn't wait. But he prefers his office or in your guys' home the most.
M= Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): You don't have to do much. That's how much he loves you. Especially if it's been a while since you've seen each other. Just seeing you makes him want to kiss you. When you give him that soft look with that kind, gentle smile of yours. And when you do things for him, even small things that mean a lot to him, man, he just wants to pounce on you and show you how much you mean to him.
N= No (something they wouldn't do, turnoffs): Hurting you. Yes, he'll do consensual bites, the gentle hand around the neck with light squeezing (not exactly choking per say), pounding, slight degradation, etc. but if it really hurts you, he refuses to, even if you ask him. He saves the hurting for the ring or unruly prisoners who get out of line.
O= Oral (preference in receiving or giving, skill, etc.): He likes both but really likes giving. If we're talking about my Pussydrunk!Wrio, he can cum just from eating you out and can go down on you for hours. Wouldn't mind you sucking his cock but, god, just sit on his face please. Even though he may lack in experience, man is blessed and knows how to eat pussy with little practice.
P= Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): He loves taking his time (even though it can be hard sometimes), but he has good self-control and wants to pamper you and enjoy all of you as long as he can. He will do quickies sometimes though. He can last a long time. He's got that stamina..
Q= Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): Usually likes taking his time, but will do quickies if you two don't have much time and he just really needs you. So quickies are okay with him, given the circumstances.
R= Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): He's chill so he'd usually be open if you want to try something new. Unless it goes against his turnoffs.
S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last): Damn, strap in for a long ride. He's a boxer. Of course he's got a lot of stamina. He can't stop with just one round. At least 3 or 4, but can do more. Rounds are mostly long since he likes to take his time.
T= Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves): Wouldn't be closed to the idea of using sex toys, either for you or him. Would probably prefer on you. Just the thought of watching you come undone and lose yourself in pleasure while he holds a vibrator to your clit, making you overstimulated and squirt even (he loves making you do that).
U= Unfair (how much they like to tease): Enjoys teasing you sometimes, especially if you're busy doing something. Same goes for him. If you tease him while he's busy with paperwork, the wait will be worth it. But it does get on his nerves when you're teasing him and he's about ready to just take you, but then something comes up like a subordinate interrupts because they need his attention for something or a prisoner is acting up. He always waits for the subordinate to go on ahead and tells them that he will join them in a few, just so he can hang back and give you a few long, deep, passionate kisses while holding you close. Just a little something to keep you both satisfied in the meantime and something to look forward to later.
V= Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make): He's mostly normal volume but can be slightly loud if it feels too good and it's been a while. Especially if you like him to be more vocal, he will for you. Mostly grunts and moans. Sometimes curses, usually teases you or encourages/praises/guides you with sweet words. He just likes to hear your beautiful moans and cries so he knows how good he's making you feel. Plus it turns him on more hearing you cry in pleasure from his cock or mouth.
W= Wild card (random headcanon): Although he's usually the dominate one in bed and the one who is in control, he loves when you take the reins every once in a while. Tie him up, use his handcuffs on him, blindfold him, ride him, edge him, overstimulate him. Just take control of him and dominate him. He loves a woman in charge and a confident woman who knows what she wants.
X= X-ray (let's see what's going on in those pants): Mmm. Thick, uncut, 9' cock. A few veins covering his cock with a large one on the underside. Sensitive there and the head of his cock the most.
Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive): Normal to low high. Has good self-control and is busy with work sometimes. But if it's been a while, it might be a little bit harder for him to hold back.
Z= Zzzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): He doesn't go to sleep until he makes sure you're taken care of. He also stays up a bit after you've fallen asleep, just admiring you and your beautiful features. He pats your hair or rubs your back as he smiles and holds you close. Sometimes peppers you with kisses or whispering sweet words to you even though you're probably asleep.
DATING KAEYA ALBERICH HEADCANONS!
MASTERLIST
WARNINGS - N/A
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โข Getting anywhere near this man would be so difficult. Sure, you'd see him at the Angel's Share, or around Mondstat. You could engage in friendly conversation with one another, maybe even get a drink sometime, but he would always hold you at an arms length.
โข He enjoys your company, truly, but he can't shake the feeling that you're trying to trick him, that you're using him in some way shape or form. Slowly, you would chip away at this distrust. Very slowly.
โข Once you've made it through a few layers of walls, you start noticing little surprises and lavish gifts being left at your doorstep. They're anonymous, but you know who they're from, after all, who else could it really be.
โข Your duties and day to day tasks would randomly be completed as you and Kaeya talk more and more, though if you were to confront him, he would deny it entirely.
โข Kaeya still keeps a distance, to say you're 'inseparable' would be a lie. Though you've gotten closer and closer, spoken more often, become familiar with one another, Kaeya is still unable to be truly vulnerable.
โข He, for better or for worse, is not entirely of Mondstat. Kaeya is an outsider within the city, and among his peers, and he's not yet comfortable enough to begin to court you, or to really even be in love with you.
โข It would take a great deal of time, years of talking, and a close friendship in which you prove yourself to be truthful and worth trusting for him to truly develop feelings he could act on.
โข Once he has these feelings, it takes awhile afterwards for him to process them, and then he's surprisingly the first to make a move. He's terrified, you don't know everything about him, you never will and he wants to keep it that way, but the possibility that he could ruin all of this scares him.
โข Against his better nature, he has come to regard you as a sort of comfort. Something to care about, and look forward too, but after rationalizing these feelings he can't find a way to get rid of them.
โข So, on one of your common excursions to the Angel's Share, sitting at the same seat you always do, Kaeya puts on his best mask of false confidence and tells you he 'cares about you as more than a good friend.'
โข You're shocked. Despite liking him for numerous years, you never really thought he'd say something. You knew he wasn't telling you everything, and it wasn't your place to push it, so him confessing feelings for you was the last thing you expected.
โข Your long bout of silence leaves Kaeya under the impression that you're not interested, that he had read everything wrong and the foundations of your friendship were beginning to crumble. He quickly goes to brush it off, claiming it was just a joke to get a rise out of you, but you quickly cut him off.
โข You don't really talk about it after that, the lines between when you stopped being friends, and started being lovers blur an awful lot into some strange gray area. The only thing that truly suggests that anything changed at all is the fact that Kaeya spends more time near you, allowing himself to give into the indulgence of being near you, and sometimes, when you're walking just the two of you, away from prying eyes, he'll hold your hand.
โข Kaeya isn't really a PDA guy, he has this persona of false confidence, and romantic charm, but it's really all for show. In front of other people he might give you a peck on the cheek, stretch a lazy arm over your shoulders when you're at his side, grasp your hand within his, but only loosely.
โข He likes to be near you, if you're doing something, he'll be somewhere nearby just to make sure you're alright.
โข Similarly, if he's too busy with his duties as a knight, he'll send people to check on you. The only reason you know this is because, on occasion, he'll slip up and reveal things he had no way of knowing. You don't mind, you know he means nothing malicious by it, but it is slightly frightening.
โข The gifts increase tenfold, now that Kaeya has access to your home, you notice more and more things showing up, as well as more of your daily chores being completed before you can even make your way to them.
โข However, dating Kaeya isn't entirely sunshine, rainbows, and happy endings. Despite finally being able to accept his feelings for you, and considering himself ready to be in a relationship, he's still paranoid and frightened of being left alone.
โข You're a genuine light to him, and he's terrified of losing you the way he has lost other people. Sometimes, out of the blue, he'll completely avoid you. The gifts, and subtle helps stop as well. Kaeya distances himself in moments of fear to numb the sting of imaginary slights he's sure are coming.
โข Kaeya requires a lot of subtle reassurances, he'd never ask for them, but words of praise and adoration mean a lot to him. He'll pretend they go straight to his head, feeding his fake ego and cocky attitude, but they're needed.
โข Give him a hug. When you two are alone, wrap your arms around him, rest your head against his chest and just hug him. He may freeze for a minute, make an awkward sort of laugh as he attempts to play off his initial shock, but he'll come around.
โข Resting his head atop yours, holding you firmly against him and closing his eyes, he relishes in the fact that you're there. He reminds himself that you're not going anywhere. It is in these rare moments that Kaeya may actually say 'I love you.'
โข This occurrence is extremely rare, Kaeya does love you, but because of all his insecurities and fears, he doesn't say it much. He'll show you, through gifts, and acts of service, subtle terms of endearment like 'darling' or compliments that leave your face warm and head spinning, but he doesn't often say it outright.
โข As previously mentioned, Kaeya enjoys being near you, so you finding a way to sit near him when he's doing something, or even just being in the same room means a lot. He'll give you an occasional smile, or a peck on the top of the head as he passes by you to grab something, but all in all your mere presence is more than enough for him.
โข He is the master of giving advice he will not use. Kaeya will do everything in his power to ensure that you well fed, well rested, and well taken care of in general, but rarely does the same for himself. You frequently have to convince him to go for a nap on the couch with you, or to peel himself away from his work to eat food.
โข Everyone knows what you and Kaeya are, and they do appreciate you. Kaeya's happier with you around, the difference is subtle, but even Kaeya, master of disguises and constantly followed by lies, cannot entirely hide the effect you have on him.
โข Most appreciative is Diluc, the once cold and distant man makes a point to say hello to you. He and his brother are not close, they haven't been for a long time, but he doesn't wish anything poor upon him. Diluc is grateful for your presence in Kaeya's life, he needed you, and Diluc knows it.
โข Jean and Lisa would adore you, despite not previously really knowing them, you've been subtly forced into a friendship with them. You are also given some Klee related babysitting duties.
โข On that note, you and Kaeya frequently take care of Klee when others are busy. She adores the two of you, always asking where the other is if she catches one of you on your own. Though, you and Kaeya are notorious for letting Klee get away with things she otherwise wouldn't be able to.
Content warning// afab!reader, chubby reader (only slightly mentioned with Kaeya, but you can still imagine the reader as chubby is you want, or not if you donโt), making out, small spoiler about Albedo, aged up Bennett and Razor.
I didnโt do Venti because I donโt really like him, I didnโt know what to write about him lmao Iโll maybe add him later if some ideas pop up in my head.
Kaeya loves to kiss you while having you sitting on his lap, he just feels more comfortable with having the weight and warmth of your body pressed against him, itโs not even just while kissing, he just loves showing that you are his girl and that he can handle you no matter your weight, he is strong and he knows it just as much as you do. Kayea is fond of PDA, he is proud of being yours and he wonโt hold back if he feels like making out with you in public, he will hold your hips or even your neck while kissing you, his tongue already dancing with yours while he gently squeezes your hips or your neck.
Diluc is really reserved, he didnโt really have a girlfriend before going out with you, you could even call yourself his first one, and he isnโt ashamed of it at all, he wants to learn how to love and show affection with you, you are his first love and he was proud of giving you his first everything, except maybe for his first kiss since he kissed a girl when he was a kid, by mistake, but it still was a kiss. He was really clumsy at first, he didnโt know what to do with his hands, his cheeks reddening with a deep shade of pink as you kissed him for the first few times, his brain was melting and his heart felt like it was about to jump out of his chest and it took a few seconds for him to relax, your fingers running through his hair really helping him to do so. Finally, he cupped your face, his warm palms resting against your cheeks while he kissed you back, his face becoming redder because he couldnโt help but hold his breath. Kissing you was truly breathtaking for him, and even now, after being with you for such a long time, he still held back his breath each time you kissed, as if breathing would shatter the passionate moment you were sharing.
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐จ.
Just like Diluc, Albedo is reserved, except that he does have experience, given that he is more than 400 years old. Even though you both are in a romantic relationship, itโs complicated to see each other, Albedo is almost always in his laboratory outpost in Dragonspine, and you canโt possibly go see him all the way up there, your body wouldnโt support the cold, youโre only human after all. But when he comes to see you in the city of Mondstadt, you canโt help but run straight into his arms, his smile and his warm embrace welcoming you, and at times like these, you felt more at home against his chest, wrapped in his arms, than in your own house, and his lips finally meeting yours always left you breathless, his arms firmly wrapped around your waist as he kissed you in the most passionate way, with a slow and long kiss showing just how much he missed you.
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Bennett is the most adorable and loving boy you know, even if his luck is truly terrible, itโs really hard for him to be anything but happy and cheerful, he can find positive things even in the worst situations, and he truly is the sun of your life, your sweet sunshine. Really, sometimes you canโt help but worry about him, as his girlfriend, seeing him come back home with cuts or bruises break your heart, but he loves being an adventurer, and you canโt take that away from him, so you just make sure to shower him with affection and kisses each time he needs you to, and even if he doesnโt. There are days when he isnโt that cheerful, even if he does try to, and thatโs when he needs kisses and hugs from you the most. Most of the time, you are the one kissing him first, but he is the one holding onto you when you try to pull away, his hand resting against the back of your head while he melts into the kiss, smiling softly while pressing his lips against yours, and even leaving soft pecks all over your face while you catch your breath. Even if you make the first step, he is the one showering you with affection the most, because when he does so, it makes him feel the happiest and luckiest in the world. Being able to show you his love truly is the best blessing he had received in his whole life.
๐๐๐ณ๐จ๐ซ.
Razor is not like normal people, given that he was abandoned as an infant and mostly raised by the Wolf of the North and his wolf pack in Wolvendom. You met him when he stepped in the city of Mondstadt for the first time, and really it wasnโt hard to approach him and become friend with him, even if he looked moreโฆ wild than the average person. Razor started to interact with humans way before you met him, but you were the one who helped him to most to get used to life in society, even if he was still clumsy sometimes, or uncomfortable with crowds. You both grew up together as friends, and as a couple after becoming adults. For him, it was really hard to understand how humans showed their affection, it wasnโt like wolves did at all, he didnโt understand why people kissed, like what was the use of pressing their lips against each other, but what he truly liked the most was hugging, he was really fond of holding you. He was the most comfortable with having you in his arms, close against his chest, it made him feel like you stood closer to his heart too, even though you already occupied all the space in there. In public or in private, he didnโt care at all, he always had his arms wrapped around your waist, hugging you from behind when you were both outside and following you like a shadow sticking to your back. He started to like kisses too, when he became used to it, but between kisses and hugs, he didnโt even have to think before choosing, holding you was the best thing for him.
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