It's Hard Not To Be A Menace To Society

Kyrie (Keer-ee-ay): Master, Lord. A prayer. A Heartless that after years of existing has finally taken human shape in its chaotic world. He enjoys life as fully as possible. A sub-blog of towerofbooks The Heartless of Demyx. Trigger warnings most likely include but are not limited to: Blood, depression, abuse (both substance and physical), death. Probably NSFW.

[metalkoningkyrie]

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[metalkoningkyrie]

"…" Letting go of the man’s sleeve, Kyrie’s arm fell limply to his side. "Random creatures… Am I… Really that inhuman?" He fell to his knees, holding his sides tightly. If he wasn’t crying before, he was now.

[zexionisback]

Zexion fixed his sleeve and sighed. It seemed he had upset it to the point of crying. He didn’t know that was possible. “Random creatures includes humans too. I don’t trust many beings.”

[metalkoningkyrie]

He didn't care. He was offended--something that probably would have happened anyway. Dropping to lie sideways on the ground, the Heartless let out a few more sobs before looking up at Zexion. "Where do I go?" He asked suddenly, whining with a frown.

[metalkoningkyrie]

And I think... Because of how Demyx is, and Dem's been around for so long, and he's very emotional... Like I don't think there's much difference between Demyx and his Somebody now... Well, that's how Kyrie came into being. [8:14:40 PM] Matthew: Oooh.. I see I see.... [8:18:37 PM] Proserpina: Yeah. I'm thinking it was like a process of evolution... Like he was a shadow... Then a neoshadow... And his existence now is very new. Well, Deadpool may have been closer to right when he said Kyrie was at least 3... Meaning like days, lol I think? Well... Kyrie can't have been aware of himself much before that.

[metalkoningkyrie]

Instead of taking his hand, he gave it a smack and went down on all fours as he backed away again. “I’m way older than 3, dude… Might be… I have to be somewhere in my twenties.”

Staring blankly at the guy, he didn’t completely understand what Deadpool was talking about. What did “Off” mean again in slang? Damn, but thinking was not a Heartless’ strong suit. “Off or on?”

[i-am-deadpool]

Wade half-snapped out of his fantasy at the pressure on  his hand. Either he wasn’t as good with kids as he thought, or that was one of those new age hand shakes that all the kids were doing now-a-days. With all their bro-fisting and palm slapping and explodey sounds, Wade could hardly keep up. It was probably just the latter. Crazy kids. 

Oh, hey, what was he doing now? Some sort of cool spider crawl away. Well, Wade was no square, so he dropped to all fours and mimicked the action with a grin. So hip.

"Woah, they grow up so fast," he marvelled from his crouched position, eyes wide. "20? Feels like only yesterday I was holding you in my arms." He felt his eyes sting with repressed tears and gave a small sniffle. They grow up so fast. "Off, on, aboard, about, above, across, after, against, along, among, around, at -" he began listing every preposition he knew without taking a breath.

[metalkoningkyrie]

He continued to stare, bright yellow eyes unblinking as he tried to understand the words being spoken. "Chill a moment, how can anyone keep up, just shhhhh..." Lunging forwards, he placed his darkness covered hands over Deadpool's mouth. "Shhh..."

Man, but what was up with this human anyway? "Why are you still sticking around? I'm a monster, didn't you know?"

[metalkoningkyrie]

Crouching lower, he growled. “I wasn’t born yesterday…” He muttered, though he came a little closer, tilting his head curiously with one eye half open. “So you’re a dead dude? If you’re so dead, how come I can feel your heart? Seems to me, it’s pumping live blood around and around and around…” The Heartless began to reach out slowly to the outstretched hand, very hesitant to take it. Well, of course he was scared of the guy. He just told him he was dead.

[i-am-deadpool]

Wade nodded his head, ignoring the defensive stance and keeping his hand outstretched obliviously. “Yeah, you’re like, at least three, right? That’s a lot of days. Don’t worry, kid, I think you’re plenty grown up.” Kids loved to hear they were grown up. Deadpool was fucking great with kids. “Hey, no one said anything about dead dudes,” Wade grumbled, ripped out of his fantasy of being the ultimate baby sitter. “I’m alive. I’m so alive even alive things are like ‘wooaaah, he’s hella alive’. Trust me, I’ve been working on this whole being dead thing for years - never works out. Gotta keep trying, though. The missus is waiting for me to off myself so we can hang out with her dick boyfriend.”

Oh, hey, look, they were going to shake hands all civil like. Damn he was good with kids. 

And he was back in the baby sitting fantasy - surrounded by kids and smoking a pipe with glasses and a plaid shirt. 

[metalkoningkyrie]

Instead of taking his hand, he gave it a smack and went down on all fours as he backed away again. "I'm way older than 3, dude... Might be... I have to be somewhere in my twenties."

Staring blankly at the guy, he didn't completely understand what Deadpool was talking about. What did "Off" mean again in slang? Damn, but thinking was not a Heartless' strong suit. "Off or on?"

[metalkoningkyrie]

Who…. Was this… Person? Kyrie tensed up, backing away from the stranger. “Fuck off.” He growled defensively. Now why did he say that? Quite honestly, the heartless would have liked any of those. Though most prominent on his list would be a hug. But why would anyone offer a Heartless a hug? 

"…Who are you?"

[i-am-deadpool]

"Hey, woah little buddy, calm down - I’m not gonna hurt you," Wade said in a soothing tone, hands outstretched it what was supposed to be a placating gesture. Well, one of them was. The other was steadily scratching at the side of his nose where he was pretty sure some sort of fungus or something else itchy and slightly grey was trying to grow. Probably from that alien pizza he had. You can’t trust intergalactic pizzerias after 10pm.

Keeping his distance and still scrubbing at his nose, Wade grinned. “I’m Deadpool, Wade Wilson, the Merc With the Mouth, totally awesome and completely not going to kill you or anyone you love.”

[metalkoningkyrie]

Crouching lower, he growled. "I wasn't born yesterday..." He muttered, though he came a little closer, tilting his head curiously with one eye half open. "So you're a dead dude? If you're so dead, how come I can feel your heart? Seems to me, it's pumping live blood around and around and around..." The Heartless began to reach out slowly to the outstretched hand, very hesitant to take it. Well, of course he was scared of the guy. He just told him he was dead.

[i-am-deadpool]

"Wo-ho-hoooah there buddy, why the long face?" Wade queried, stopping his rapid pace of skipping merrily down the street to come to a halt in front of what looked to be a clearly upset guy. "You okay? Need a hug? A kleenex? A gun for hire to kill everyone you hate for a very competitive price?"

[metalkoningkyrie]

Who.... Was this... Person? Kyrie tensed up, backing away from the stranger. "Fuck off." He growled defensively. Now why did he say that? Quite honestly, the heartless would have liked any of those. Though most prominent on his list would be a hug. But why would anyone offer a Heartless a hug? "...Who are you?"

[metalkoningkyrie]

[the-terminal-show]

anti-sora adventures

[teethxforxaxgift]

                       Don’t forget

                        who I was

                     before I turned

                            into a

                      m o n s t e r

[metalkoningkyrie]

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[metalkoningkyrie]

That upset him more than being followed. “Ung, w-wait, no.” The Heartless grabbed tightly at the man’s coat, whatever he could grab. “Don’t say that, why would you say that?” He lowered his head, yellow eyes closed as waves of sadness washed over him. The last thing he wanted was to be left alone, even if he was just a second ago barking at the same person for being near him.

"Can I come with you?" He asked in a trembling voice.

[zexionisback]

Zexion tensed when his sleeve was grabbed. He nearly summoned his lexicon on the creature, but resisted the urge for now. “I said it because it is true. You were so insistent that I was stalking you when that was not the case. I am just walking home.” He watched what he assumed was sadness pass over the other. “I do not invite random creatures into my flat.” Especially since he had a daughter and an over protective fiancé.

[metalkoningkyrie]

"..." Letting go of the man's sleeve, Kyrie's arm fell limply to his side. "Random creatures... Am I... Really that inhuman?" He fell to his knees, holding his sides tightly. If he wasn't crying before, he was now.

[metalkoningkyrie]

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[metalkoningkyrie]

"Wha—" Kyrie rubbed his neck, confused over this very logical point. "Or you’re bad at stalking me. Why else would you be here? Just what do you want?"

[zexionisback]

It seemed Zexion had confused the paranoid thing with logic. The Nobody shook his head and moved to walk passed the Heartless. “I want nothing to do with you. I am on my way home.”

[metalkoningkyrie]

That upset him more than being followed. "Ung, w-wait, no." The Heartless grabbed tightly at the man's coat, whatever he could grab. "Don't say that, why would you say that?" He lowered his head, yellow eyes closed as waves of sadness washed over him. The last thing he wanted was to be left alone, even if he was just a second ago barking at the same person for being near him.

"Can I come with you?" He asked in a trembling voice.

[metalkoningkyrie]

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[metalkoningkyrie]

"That was really rude." Standing to a low slouch, he shot a glare to the other man. "You just stereotyped me. ‘Oh that Kyrie, he’s a heartless so it means he must be dumb as all the other Shadows.’ How do you know Heartless don’t speak, have you ever asked one?"

[schemingsilhouette]

Well, he had a name now, and all it took was a little provocation. Ienzo didn’t think he was trying all that hard either. “Considering I was one of the people who helped create the Emblem Heartless, I spent a fair amount of time around various types of Heartless, and saw what they were and were not able to do. The only one that possessed intelligent thought and speech capabilities was Xehanort’s Heartless.” Every word was stated as fact, cold. “So yes, I have asked, Kyrie.” 

[metalkoningkyrie]

"Just because you ask don't mean they have to answer." Kyrie frowned, shaking his head before slumping over with a soft whine. "Man, why does it matter how I talk anyway, can't you accept I do?" He rubbed the back of his neck, his hand hitting the emblem symbol he wore as an earring.

[metalkoningkyrie]

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[zexionisback]

"Did you ever think that we could merely be woking in the same direction with two entirely different goals and final destinations?" He asked bluntly. "If I wanted to follow you, you wouldn’t even know I was here."

[metalkoningkyrie]

"Wha--" Kyrie rubbed his neck, confused over this very logical point. "Or you're bad at stalking me. Why else would you be here? Just what do you want?"

[metalkoningkyrie]

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"Why are you people following me?" Kyrie turned rather suddenly, defensive.

[zexionisback]

Zexion raised an eyebrow. “I am not following you.”

[metalkoningkyrie]

"Liar, you were behind me. Why were you behind me?" The heartless pointed a finger at the other man, teeth clenched together.

[metalkoningkyrie]

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The Heartless jumped back from the other, landing on all fours. “Where did you come from?”

[schemingsilhouette]

"And here I thought Heartless did not speak." Ienzo raised an eyebrow at the other, arms crossed across his chest. "That information is none of your concern. I wish to know who you are, and why you can speak."

[metalkoningkyrie]

"That was really rude." Standing to a low slouch, he shot a glare to the other man. "You just stereotyped me. 'Oh that Kyrie, he's a heartless so it means he must be dumb as all the other Shadows.' How do you know Heartless don't speak, have you ever asked one?"

[snarky-isaarchive]

Isa jumped a bit when he lunged. "Well, this alleyway isn't exactly wide. But I can get by now, thanks." He sidestepped the creature and walked past him.

[metalkoningkyrie]

When the other continued to walk past him, Kyrie became confused and followed after. "Hey, you're just going to insult me and walk off? Don't be so rude, be a man and apologize to me."

[metalkoningkyrie]

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[metalkoningkyrie]

"I-Idiots? What idiots?" Kyrie growled, bending closer to the ground. "I eat idiots for dinner, stupid."

[snarky-isaarchive]

"Nice rebuttal, moron." Isa sighed, rolling his eyes. "Now please let me go home." He put his hands on his hips, scowling at the other being.

[metalkoningkyrie]

Kyrie looked around in disbelief. "Now I'm a moron. You know, that hurts my feelings, asshole." He jumped towards Isa, though not really with the intention of killing him. Just to scare him, make him realize just what he was fucking around with. Landing just at the blunet's feet, the heartless brought his face close to Isa's. "And I don't remember holding you hostage either."