Sparda family shenanigans💗
I'm convinced Sparda was faking being asleep the whole time, patiently waiting for the right moment >:3
The Stonewall Inn

Product Placement

if i look back, i am lost
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NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosimo Galluzzi
Color Me Curious
Claire Keane
todays bird

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Bowery Presents
hello vonnie
Sade Olutola
cherry valley forever

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Sparda family shenanigans💗
I'm convinced Sparda was faking being asleep the whole time, patiently waiting for the right moment >:3
First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)
What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.
Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.
The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.
The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.
I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.
I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.
dante would and probably does love pinball but he can’t own a machine because he’d definitely smash it and then burst into tears (expensive) one vaguely delicate machine he regularly kicks the shit out of is enough (juke box)
had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
father's survival lessons collaboration with @grimmgromm ✨
i give him treats before i throw him in a 100x hp osquio like he's about to go into the worst dentist appointment
i spy with my everything eye
[thancred/urianger] okay yeah whatever you two
lune doing a task that doesn’t require sciel (sciel disagrees)
print available!
Made a comic about the “Revolting Refreshments” side quest in Il Mheg. Urianger is truly living in the 8th Umbral Era.
@warrior-of-fight-or-flight
You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.
Who’s rescuing you?
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
incredible prev tags
*Vanessa Carlton intensifies*
This idea has been rotating and evolving in my brain ever since i first saw Verso and his dialogue with Renoir about "living more than a lifetime". I took the artistic liberty of changing the verse order on purpose, because it better suited my idea
There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams, yet slips away from us
Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever
There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us
Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever
Who dares to love forever
When love must die
- "Who wants to live forever" Queen
I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.
Sabin can suplex the entire Magic The Gathering timeline now!, Sabin suplexing a train in FINAL FANTASY VI