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i'm bea, i like dogs and memes.

[awwww-cute]

Little girl thinks bride is the Princess from her favourite book (Source: http://ift.tt/2s0fF7z)

[accras]

Beautiful story!

[abstracttreality-deactivated202]

awww

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

[mfal-moved-deactivated20200731]

just bc i like to know: what does ur phone case & lock screen look like?

[scissortailedsaint]

we’re watching freaky friday and a britney spears songs was playing and my niece comments “that’s classic rock.”

[lilacbreastedroller]

your niece is correct. led zeppelin whom

[karrakazz]

reasons not to trust each of the mcelroy brothers

griffin: once referred to a buttplug as “a silly little guy who gets in there”

travis: theater kid vibes

justin: just overall too powerful

[fomysquad]

This guy is in 3017

[queenstravelingdarling]

Maneuvers.

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[bubbagumps]

female awesome meme ✔ 1/5 supporting characters ➱ emily charlton (the devil wears prada)

[velvetrunway]

Dolce & Gabbana Alta Moda 2017

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[littlesocialistrobot]

[glutko]

I don’t remember this McElroy brother

[ps2polpo]

The fourth and forbidden McElroy, banished to a desert isle for his crimes against nature

[mattressblowoutsale]

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

[berlynn-wohl]

If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.

Me: [googles “where do i get a passport”] Me: [goes to that building] Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport? Them: Third floor, room twelve. Me: [goes to that room] Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport? Them: That desk over there. Me: [goes to that desk] Me: Where do I get a passport? Them: Fill out this form. Me: [thinking] Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, there’s a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue him…

[lemonsharks]

being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines

[invisiblechange]

Moana (2016) dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

[laughingsquid]

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

The only map that matters

[chick3n-queen]

Tag yourself I’m Mary’s Igloo

[musingsofahistorymajor]

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

[little-scribblers-heart]

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

[theweirdwideweb]

[cometcrystal]

a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic

[abigailinc]

say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would be

[superorganza]

this is the content i signed up for