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lordkuntfuck

"Can you help me with my homework?"

"Ah sorry mijo I'm a little busy right now, why don't you ask your dad."

"... you mean Buck?"

"Yeah that's what I said, wasn't it?"

"No..."

"Oh well, whatever I said, I meant Buck."

"Huh."

writing-prompt-s

"The teleportation has a 101% success rate." "... 101?" "Yes. All the volunteers arrived in perfect state, but there's one too many."

what-even-is-thiss

All time travelers must be vaccinated against smallpox, be up to date on their flu shots, and carry flea and mosquito repellant and water purifying tablets with them. Complete your yearly cultural sensitivity training for your particular time period.

Do NOT allow some street urchin to peer pressure you into eating moldy bread. We’ve lost too many agents to that one

Also again we do NOT authorize use of the company machines to get in more study time for the cultural sensitivity training. Taking risks with the fabric of space time is not permitted for personal use.

I have been instructed to not name names but you know who you are and you have two strikes already.

exhuastedpigeon

Buck wakes up in a windowless room strapped to a chair and his kidnappers tell him they're going to really torture him and then they turn on a TV and it's just footage of Eddie being friends with other people.

unhinged-as-hell

"I asked Chatgpt—" Well I asked Brennan Lee Mulligan and he was able to include an anti capitalist message, the different species of birds he knew, how cool he found DnD dice, how much he hated Sam Reich, random trivia facts, really nice things about Mike Trapp, his love for his wife, and how you should always try your best in his answer, all while keeping his heart rate under 120 bpm. So who's really winning?

nondelphic

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

ithelpstodream

myrosecolouredgirl

Si la migra aparecen en su puerta

no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.

Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.

Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.

Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.

Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar

Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.

Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.

muffinlance

IMPORTANT TAGS #ask them to slide the warrant under the door. do not open the door

c4bl3fl4m3

ETIQUETAS IMPORTANTES #pregúntales que deslicen la orden por debajo de la puerta. No abran la puerta.

leahdrawsstuff

I don’t like that game changer has become synonymous with “ooh big crazy twist” and seemingly neither does Sam + the writers, so I’m glad there’s still some simpler episodes in this season where it’s just cute fun little games the whole time to remind people what the actual point of the show is

tattooedlane

I think one of my favorite reoccurring moments throughout Dimension 20 is when Brennan, outwardly showing the pride he has for his friends’ cleverness and insight, says, “No roll necessary.”

decadent-hag

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

brucebocchi

madhopz

jacquistheripper

see everyone is always like oh emily or ally were sent from hell to kill brennan but siobhan wants that man dead. this is siobhan "speak friend and enter" thompson. this is siobhan "eat your fucking dice, brennan" thompson. this is siobhan "brennan is it going to fuck everything up if i solve this riddle?" thompson. i love her

jpherron

Sam Reich, unknowingly constructing a perfect 40-min parallel for what it felt like to be a bisexual kid at a sleepover where you’re desperately trying to appear more drunk than you are so you can say “haha what if we kissed” and can excuse it in the morning as inebriation instead of the genuine yearning that seems like a deep and shameful betrayal of your friendships: