Blood and Sugar

Cocaine and Caffeine

[so-dayi-trillerz]

1.. ARIES- the liar

(the Ram - 21 March 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

2. TAURUS - The Tramp

(the Bull - 20 April 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 15 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

3. GEMINI - Irresistible

(the Twins - 21 May 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Talkative. * Not one to mess with. * Freak. * Outgoing. * VERY Forgiving. * Loves to make friends. * Has a beautiful smile. * Generous. * Strong. * The Irresistible one. 9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

4.  CANCER - The Cutie

(the Crab - 22 June 22 July) * Most AMAZING kisser..Very high appeal. * Love is one of a kind. * Very romantic. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * Very creative. * Extremely random and proud of it. * Freak. * Spontaneous. * Great at telling stories. * Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. * Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

5. LEO - The Lion

(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August) * Great talker. * Attractive and passionate. * Laid back. * Knows how to have fun. * Is really good at almost anything. * GREAT kisser. * Unpredictable. * Outgoing. * Down to earth. * Addictive. * Attractive. * Loud. * Loves being in long relationships. * Talkative. * Not one to mess with. * Freak. * Rare to find. * Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

6. VIRGO - The One that Waits

(the Virgin - 23 August 22 September) * Dominant in relationships. * Someone loves them right now. * Always wants the last word. * Caring. * Smart. * Loud. * Loyal. * Easy to talk to. * Everything you ever wanted. * Easy to please. * The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

7. LIBRA - The AWESOME One

(the Balance - 23 September 23 October) * Nice to everyone they meet. * Their Love is one of a kind. * Independent, yet likes company * Great kisser. * Always smiling, loves to laugh. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Have own unique sex appeal. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * However not the kind of person you want to mess with…you might end   up crying. 9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

8. SCORPIO - The Addict

(the Scorpion - 24 October 21 November) * EXTREMELY adorable. *Good Lover * Intelligent. * Loves to joke. * Very good sense of humor. * Energetic. * GOOD kisser. * Always get what they want. * Attractive. * Easy going. * Loves being in long relationships. * Talkative. * Romantic. * Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

(the Archer - 22 November 21 December) * Spontaneous. * High appeal. * Rare to find. * Great when found. * Loves being in long relationships. * So much love to give. * Not one to mess with. * Very attractive. * Very romantic. * Nice to everyone they meet. * Their Love is one of a kind. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Have their own unique appeal. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up   crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

(the Goat - 22 December 19 January) * Love to bust. * Nice. * Sassy. * Intelligent. * Sexy. * Irresistible. * Loves being in long relationships. * Great talker. * Always gets what he or she wants. * Cool. * Loves to own Gemini’s in sports. * Extremely fun. * Loves to joke. * Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer - 20 January 18 February) * Trustworthy. * Attractive. * GREAT kisser. * One of a kind. * Loves being in long-term relationships. * Extremely energetic. * Unpredictable. * Will exceed your expectations. * Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. 2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

12. PISCES - The Partner for Life

(the Fishes - 19 February 20 March) * Caring and kind. * Smart. * Center of attention. * High appeal. * Has the last word. * Good to find, hard to keep. * Fun to be around. * Extremely weird but in a good way. * Good Sense of Humor!!! * Thoughtful. * Always gets what he or she wants. * Loves to joke. * Very popular. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Loves being in long relationships. 2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

NubianBrothaz

[silly-beggar]

FOR THE LOVE LF GOD I HATE THIS KIND OF THING BUT IM REBLOGGING BC TWO YEARS IS A LONG TIME Sorry Sorry Sorry

[jonationality-deactivated202005]

God damn, 9 years of bad luck? Nah son, I won’t deal with the shit for that long…

[brassandkickass]

16 years bad luck is too much fam I’m reblogging

[reimaginereality]

The next nine years are my prime time I just can’t

[mrsaekim]

This post is haunting me not risking the 9 years

[brendonuriefucker-deactivated20]

I mean 4 years of bad luck ain’t that bad considering that last few years have been complete shit, but I wanna find a s/o so I’m not gonna risk it

[ayehayley-deactivated20200812]

Reblogging because my life can’t take anymore bad luck 🤷🏻‍♀️

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Yeah fuck some bad luck. My loving cancer life is hard enough.

[icarusascending]

[reportsofagrandfuture]

[metempsychosisis]

Everything is everythinging too much in my direction and that sucks

[politicalblade]

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[westiec]

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

[thememedaddy]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[lookitseddie]

venom (2018) is turning your kids trans

[foone]

once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

[doubleca5t]

[helltitty]

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

[rye-bread-the-2nd]

why dont you look at THIS picture

[missadelinecatgirl]

shit that’s a good one

[dorothylarouge]

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[moniquill]

[traycakes]

It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

[apocalypse-angel]

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[metempsychosisis]

bb come back 😢

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[novapsa]

(Stares in bewildered Australian) And?

[wizardpotions]

I swear to fucking god if I see another post about someone from the southern hemisphere saying shit like this. No one on Tumblr is capable of understanding when someone is talking about their own experience and be normal about it. I don't even really give a shit about the Christmas side of this just that climate change has gotten so bad that there is no longer ice in Scotland in December and you should be worried about that actually. Imagine if people came on here being like I don't give a shit about Australian wildfires because it doesn't effect me

[jv]

Just saying, while I share the sentiment of being weirded out by increasingly warm winters, the idea of "snowy Christmas" is profoundly anglocentric, even within Europe.

The concept of a "white Christmas" is pretty rare to experience anywhere in Europe southern than Amsterdam (so 3/4ths of Europe, population-wise). Hell, even some of the nordic capitals (Copenhagen and Stockholm) only get white Christmas maybe once per decade or so. Sure, it can snow everywhere, but in December? It's rarely enough for the snow to actually settle.

So yeah, not really a very significant portion of Europe, really.

[wizardpotions]

Oh my god you people can't read anything without being mad that it's not about you.

[letsrevince]