I Am A Weapon Of Massive Consumption

samya 29 they/she icon by @sideblogdotjpeg 🐸 header by @purplecladmerchant 🦈

[meteorwitch]

introducing: me :3

since there are a decent amt of people I engage with I thought I would make a pinned post ❤️

you can call me samn (salmon) or samya! I love to draw, write and cook & bake- sometimes you might see something I’ve made under the tag #myart or #samyashows !

ultimately, though, this blog is dedicated to all my nerdy stuff I like! here’s some common content you might find:

Not Another D&D Podcast

Worlds Beyond Number

Dimension 20

The Adventure Zone (previously @magnulia)

Adventure Time/Fionna & Cake

Anime & Manga

Palia

Fan Playlists/Fan Art/Fan Fic

And more!

If you don’t want to see copious posts of me live blogging as I listen to podcasts, my madman rants and raves or just general yapping, please block the tags #samyaspeaks and #samyatmi !

18+ content and a Jensnyack/triplets throuple enjoyer🫶

if you’d like to check out other nonsense, my side blog for general posting is @debbydreamer

thanks for perusing my blog! xo

[delicate-viscera]

if you don't like fat bitches you should grow up

[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

[sailorgrams]

Callie and Sol lap nap!! They're so cute I love them so much...

commission for @sideblogdotjpeg hee hee thank you for commissioning me to draw the sillies!

(transparent bg version under the cut)

[cromerholt]

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

[fairyturds]

Get your lawyer

[lyltinc]

fig sending this to gilear so he can be his most confident self

[meteorwitch]

TOMORROW IS MONDAY GUYS………

[meteorwitch]

i just realized I haven’t posted cat pics since I moved in and I have made so many friends so here are some pics of Friday! she’s turning 7 in a month! August 21st! her name is Friday bc I got her on Friday the 13th which is my favorite day of the year! we get to celebrate her gotcha day multiple times 💗

[seven-winged-liar]

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

[meteorwitch]

called Friday my scarab this morning……….

[scoes]

some kind of experience

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[junietuesday]

both moonshine and hardwon wearing matching “fat ladies dont be afraid to get on top if he dies he dies” shirts

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[meteorwitch]

the only perk of these many many nosebleeds I am getting is that when I lean over the sink and look up in the mirror I look like a grizzled butch fighter