#neptune

i identify as the planet neptune, sue me (it/its/nep/neps)

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⏤͟͟͞͞ɴᴇᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ᴏᴍɢ

⏤͟͟͞͞ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ɴᴇᴘᴛᴜɴᴇ, ғᴇʟɪx ɪs ғɪɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅʟʏ ᴀɴʏ1 ᴄᴀʟʟs ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴄ ɪ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀ ɴᴇᴘᴛᴜɴᴇ.

⏤͟͟͞͞ɪ ɢᴏ ʙʏ ɪᴛ/ɴᴇᴘ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴊᴏᴋɪɴɢ? ʏᴇᴀʜ ɴᴏ. ɪ ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪғʏ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ɴᴇᴘᴛᴜɴᴇ, ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ɪs ᴜʀᴀɴᴜs.

⏤͟͟͞͞ᴍʏ ᴜsᴇʀ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ɴᴇᴘᴛᴜɴᴇ's ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴏɴᴇɴᴛs ɪ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ғʀᴇᴀᴋ (ᴏʀ ᴀᴍ ɪ??)

⏤͟͟͞͞ᴍʏ ᴍᴀɪɴ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ᴀʀᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅᴇʀɢᴀʀᴛᴇɴ (sᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴋɢ2,) sᴘᴏɴɢᴇʙᴏʙ sǫᴜᴀʀᴇᴘᴀɴᴛs, ᴀsᴛʀᴏɴᴏᴍʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇs (sᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʙᴏsᴀs,) ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴇ (ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴏʙʟᴏx ɢᴀᴍᴇ...)

⏤͟͟͞͞ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀsᴛʀᴏɴᴏᴍʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏs, ᴏʀ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏs. ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʏᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ ғᴏʀ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ɪs ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ ʙʀᴏ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀsᴛʀᴏɴᴏᴍʏ ʏᴇᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴜɢɢᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs.

⏤͟͟͞͞ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ғᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪɴɢs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏɴ, ᴀsᴛʀᴏʟᴏɢʏ, ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ᴇᴛᴄ. ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴜ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ, ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴏғғᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ.

⏤͟͟͞͞ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs, ɪ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏ ғᴇʀᴀʟ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ғᴜɴɴʏ. ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴀʀᴇ sᴇᴊᴀɴᴜs (ᴛʙᴏsᴀs), ғᴇʟɪx (ᴋɢ2) ᴀɴᴅ sᴘᴏɴɢᴇʙᴏʙ sǫᴜᴀʀᴇᴘᴀɴᴛs. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴏ sᴀʏs "ғᴇʟɪx ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ" ᴏɴ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴋɪɴᴅᴇʀɢᴀʀᴛᴇɴ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ. ɪᴛ's ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs.

⏤͟͟͞͞ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ɪғ:

࿐ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ/ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ, ɪᴛ's ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ.

࿐ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛғᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏғ ʟɢʙᴛǫ, ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ, ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴇɴsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴀᴄɪsᴍ, ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ. ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ғʀᴇᴇʟʏ (sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs.)

࿐ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅɴɪ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ's ᴏᴋ : )

⏤͟͟͞͞ᴛʜɪɴ ɪᴄᴇ... :

࿐ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴘ, ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ ᴜʀ ᴀɢᴇ ᴜɴʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴍʏ ᴀɢᴇ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴀʏ "ʙᴜʟʟsʜɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ!!"

࿐ ɴᴏɴsʜᴀʀɪɴɢ ʏᴜᴍᴇsʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀs, ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴀ ɴᴏɴɪssᴜᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ sᴇᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴋɪɴɢ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ʏᴜᴍᴇsʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ, ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ! ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴏғғᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ.

࿐ ʙᴀᴅ ɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀ. ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴀʏ ɪᴛ's ᴀ ɴᴏɴɪssᴜᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪsɴ'ᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʙᴀᴅ ɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍɪxɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏɴᴇs ᴏʀ ᴡᴛᴠ. ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏɴᴊᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴀ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴏ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟʏ ʙᴀᴅ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀssᴜᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪʟʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ. ɪᴛ sᴏᴜɴᴅs ʀᴜᴅᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴄʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʙɪɢ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ (ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴜs ᴅᴏ) ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙɪɢ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ. ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴇᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍᴇ.

⏤͟͟͞͞ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ:

࿐ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴘʜᴏʙᴇs, ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙᴇs, ʀᴀᴄɪsᴛs. ɪ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ sᴀɪᴅ, ɪ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ғʀᴇᴇʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴇɴsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ɪғ ɪ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ: sᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ's ᴍɪᴄʀᴏʟᴀʙᴇʟs ᴏʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴅɪsʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛғᴜʟ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ ɪsɴ'ᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ɪs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ's ᴏᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇss ᴜᴘ, ʙᴜᴛ ʙʟᴀᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ɪɢɴᴏʀɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ's ᴡᴏʀᴅs ɪs ᴀ ʙɪɢ ɴᴏ-ɴᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ.

࿐ ʟ0ʟ1ᴄ0ɴᴢ, sʜ0ᴛ4ᴄ0ɴᴢ, ᴘʀᴏsʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀs, ᴅᴀʀᴋsʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀs, ᴇᴛᴄ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ.

࿐ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴇғᴇɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ, ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs ᴏʀ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. ɪ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴅᴡ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ᴅᴇғᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ǫᴡᴇʟ, ʀᴇᴘʟʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs sᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀ ғᴀᴜʟᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀ. ʏᴇs ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs, sʜᴇ's sᴇɴᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴄᴇᴀsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsɪsᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴠɪᴄᴛɪᴍs, sʜᴇ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴏғғ ᴏɴ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ɪᴛ, ɪᴛ's ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ɢᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʀɪᴘ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ ʙᴀᴅ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙ. ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴍʙ.

⏤͟͟͞͞ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɴᴇᴘᴛᴜɴᴇ, sɪɢɴɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ.

[methanemaster]

apparently I’ve been on here for 3 years (??) so here’s so redesigns of characters I made in like 2024

[confettix]

Okay so im still alive. Im super iffy about these, but theyre simply studies right now so eh

[methanemaster]

holy fuck felix mentioned thank you

[loonagarten-au]

Thank you everyone who voted in my last post, changes to this name of this AU are going to happen.

Kindergarten The World ➡️ Loonagarten

I look forward to writing this au for you all :)

[methanemaster]

we can’t wait to see what you have in store!!

[dawkinscoffee]

[methanemaster]

sighhhh ted is such a respectful kind loving soul who cares for everyone around him

[dawkinscoffee]

cindy and monty ❤️

[methanemaster]

CINMON YURRIIIII

[dawkinscoffee]

cindy and monty ❤️

[dawkinscoffee]

my artfight profile

Art Fight

An art gifting game

[methanemaster]

chat dawkins’ artfight

[dawkinscoffee]

hey guys

[methanemaster]

GUYS SHES BACK ONG DAWKINS GEVE AUTOGRAPH PLEAES

[dawkinscoffee]

hey guys

[itzzing]

this took like 20 minutes but it's the best thing I've ever made now okay

felix and monty aniimmamamaaatiiooon

imagine he's saying cripple instead of hoe okay

[methanemaster]

oh ok

[methanemaster]

kindergarten lasso art bc I haven’t drawn in a while

[dawkinscoffee]

going on hiatus

hello everyone. im going to try and go on a hiatus. ppl including myself have made it clear im not getting better like i said i would, and im going try and recover myself better by staying off social media for a while.

i’ll still be active thru discord dms and ao3.

[methanemaster]

im so proud of you, especially after our conversation. I’m glad that you decided to give yourself one more chance, you can do it. I know you can and that’s all I want you to see. ily dawkins, take care of yourself please. ♡

[iminyourbedsheets]

Guys let’s do a trauma candy salad (it doesn’t necessarily have to be something traumatic but something just funny ig).

I’ll go first. I’m @iminyourbedsheets and at my last doctor’s appointment (NO HATE TO THE DOCTOR BTW SHE WAS DOING HER JOB) my doctor was examining my height and stuff and she got to my weight and just said “honey have you been getting enough exercise?”. And she also recommended some healthy food options. And that’s how I found out I’m a fat ass. AND I BROUGHT THE BOWL LOL.

Moots im tagging: @frxnkiistein @jacksfoxevangeline @electri-art-and-sillies @kai-islost @thelocalfroggo @flankerclinger0a @thebillyboi123 @wd-tism

[jacksfoxevangeline]

I'm @jacksfoxevangeline, and in sixth grade, I was accused of being a witch for 2 months by a boy named Tyler. I brought the Nerds Gummy Clusters.

@written-by-music @babylon-butterfly @artemisiamasterofnone @arson-the-artificer-offical @alien-in-washington @elliotsaqueenfan @hypnopompic-decay @mariorat-the-aroace @chill-lesbian2013 @small-bottle-of-expired-milk

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

I'm Pebble and most of my friends have physically abused me :3

I brought the gay bacon :3

@juno-is-awesome @professional-fool-of-energy @laciffo-natas @mariorat-the-aroace @ayunis-new-acc @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @killermothirl22 @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @zoerrr +open tags :3

[emofuker]

I’m gayden and when I was 9 my dad called me a knockout and whistled at me

I brought skittles

@an-insane-alt @riverthesillytherian @the-king-of-kaumidy @izzie-of-suburbia-official and open tags

[riverthesillytherian]

I’m Caine and when i was 11, my best friend slapped me across the face. Ever since then i’ve had trust issues. Uhh i brought Skittles gummies :3

@untamedwolfcryptid @shadowgirl-10 @fawningovertadc @bextheibex @omaokitchat @redtheredheadeddemon @joe-chungus

[redtheredheadeddemon]

im red and when I was 9 I was doing chores and forgot to give the dog water' so in return my stepmom grounded me from water, I brought the gay bacon

@wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @izzybellzzz @victoria33787 @joe-chungus @ella3clipse

[vivi33787]

im vic and when I was 6 I fell down in my house and had brain trauma

I BROUGHT JOLLY RANCHERS!!

@panfandomgoblin @j3lly-b34nz @spicylime-r2 @virtuedoll @joe-chungus @b1gg3stb1gack @hyperfixatedmythosgirl

[b1gg3stb1gack]

Im Rose and when maybe 5 or 8 i shoved a screw up my nose and my mum thought i had a blocked nose but when she check i had already swallowed it 🥹

AND I BROUGHT SOUR PATCH KIDS

@ch3ckk0utsid3lmaao @speak-for-the-broken @axoxoangel @totally-real-sonic-the-hedgehog

[totally-real-liar-princess]

I'm Benjamin, and when I was 13, me and my family had a yellow bird. The bird actually took a liking to me, which I find to be weird considering literally every single bird we had always seemed to hate me. The bird died due to my dogs.

And I brought Jelly Beans!

@wonkers-hog, @nikolai-ismefrfr, @fishymari, @plusul-minin, @ask-sage-and-eggman, @d3pth-d0-u5-p4rt, @bakedbananasplit33 @cdboiperson, @lily-from-the-twix-galaxy

[fishymari]

im Marshall, and yesterday my class was presenting our science projects about different types of energy (my group got electric but I did most the work) to ppl from other classes, so i explained elecrtic trains and other things to these nice hispanic girls, and I ended up getting called 3 slurs by some boys that knew the girls; the "n word" "disabled slur" and "gay slur", and they also called me a h03? All this for explaining how elctric trains work. At least the girls told them to go away (╥﹏╥)

Anyways i brought dora the explorer dollar tree gummies (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

Moots: @nyx-is-very-tired, @ellieintheworld,@socksfromthedishwasher, @meridamermaid, @bu0yants, @circus-puppet-error, @littlechaoscryptid

[circus-puppet-error]

I'm circus and and when I was 11 my friend Camrin talked me out of ending it only for him to be a sealing deceleration a year later some of my classmates make jokes about him doing it and basically all of Camrins friends I was friends with act like they have no clue who he is when I mention his warm smile and kind nature making me think something he was never real and my brain was so hurt I imagined him even tho I know he's real I will have panic attacks about it and have a deep fear that people I'm close to will also end up like him and I brought needs gummy rope

moots: @rhymingrobyn @ultmte

[rhymingrobyn]

I'm Robyn, and when I was 10 I was making soup in class because we were doing some cooking in DT, we were in groups and we passed a knife around to cut some vegetables and for some reason a guy in my group passed the knife to me with the blade FACING my hand, so I had this MASSIVE cut on my hand and he kept on blaming me for it so I punched him cuz he annoyed me and I pretty much got away with it

And I brought the watermelon sour patch kids!!

(I'm not gonna tag too many moots because I'm so tired)

@zombytommy @piescientist @cindixshipperkgfan @thegrandleader @gabirueatssalad @layyayyay

[piescientist]

My name is Penny and when I was in 6th grade I put a candle in the microwave and it exploded

And I brought nerds

Mutuals I’m Tagging: @oneofthekrills @pommheck @cl0wie @hardchance

[hardchance]

hi i'm richard and i almost set my house on fire

and i brought chupa chupas

moots: @3p1cn00b @yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee @dawkinscoffee

[dawkinscoffee]

my name is Dawkins Coffee and one time i almost broke my foot kicking a mirror while cosplaying Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa because i was upset at my wig. this was the morning before a cosplay competition and i still went there but in crutches that were so uncomfortable that when i left they took me in a wheelchair.

and i brought gummy bears

moots: @f3l-1x @gaslighting69 @transfelixhuxley @hungry-monkey-fart

[methanemaster]

my name is felix and one time I tried to go down on my fire escape from the fourth floor because there was a boy downstairs and when I came back in my apartment my mom was at the window and she beat me with her croc and I was four 💜

oh and I brought mike and ikes but I ate them

moots: @teyyyahhh @jovianirely

[iminyourbedsheets]

Guys let’s do a trauma candy salad (it doesn’t necessarily have to be something traumatic but something just funny ig).

I’ll go first. I’m @iminyourbedsheets and at my last doctor’s appointment (NO HATE TO THE DOCTOR BTW SHE WAS DOING HER JOB) my doctor was examining my height and stuff and she got to my weight and just said “honey have you been getting enough exercise?”. And she also recommended some healthy food options. And that’s how I found out I’m a fat ass. AND I BROUGHT THE BOWL LOL.

Moots im tagging: @frxnkiistein @jacksfoxevangeline @electri-art-and-sillies @kai-islost @thelocalfroggo @flankerclinger0a @thebillyboi123 @wd-tism

[jacksfoxevangeline]

I'm @jacksfoxevangeline, and in sixth grade, I was accused of being a witch for 2 months by a boy named Tyler. I brought the Nerds Gummy Clusters.

@written-by-music @babylon-butterfly @artemisiamasterofnone @arson-the-artificer-offical @alien-in-washington @elliotsaqueenfan @hypnopompic-decay @mariorat-the-aroace @chill-lesbian2013 @small-bottle-of-expired-milk

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

I'm Pebble and most of my friends have physically abused me :3

I brought the gay bacon :3

@juno-is-awesome @professional-fool-of-energy @laciffo-natas @mariorat-the-aroace @ayunis-new-acc @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @killermothirl22 @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @zoerrr +open tags :3

[emofuker]

I’m gayden and when I was 9 my dad called me a knockout and whistled at me

I brought skittles

@an-insane-alt @riverthesillytherian @the-king-of-kaumidy @izzie-of-suburbia-official and open tags

[riverthesillytherian]

I’m Caine and when i was 11, my best friend slapped me across the face. Ever since then i’ve had trust issues. Uhh i brought Skittles gummies :3

@untamedwolfcryptid @shadowgirl-10 @fawningovertadc @bextheibex @omaokitchat @redtheredheadeddemon @joe-chungus

[redtheredheadeddemon]

im red and when I was 9 I was doing chores and forgot to give the dog water' so in return my stepmom grounded me from water, I brought the gay bacon

@wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @izzybellzzz @victoria33787 @joe-chungus @ella3clipse

[vivi33787]

im vic and when I was 6 I fell down in my house and had brain trauma

I BROUGHT JOLLY RANCHERS!!

@panfandomgoblin @j3lly-b34nz @spicylime-r2 @virtuedoll @joe-chungus @b1gg3stb1gack @hyperfixatedmythosgirl

[b1gg3stb1gack]

Im Rose and when maybe 5 or 8 i shoved a screw up my nose and my mum thought i had a blocked nose but when she check i had already swallowed it 🥹

AND I BROUGHT SOUR PATCH KIDS

@ch3ckk0utsid3lmaao @speak-for-the-broken @axoxoangel @totally-real-sonic-the-hedgehog

[totally-real-liar-princess]

I'm Benjamin, and when I was 13, me and my family had a yellow bird. The bird actually took a liking to me, which I find to be weird considering literally every single bird we had always seemed to hate me. The bird died due to my dogs.

And I brought Jelly Beans!

@wonkers-hog, @nikolai-ismefrfr, @fishymari, @plusul-minin, @ask-sage-and-eggman, @d3pth-d0-u5-p4rt, @bakedbananasplit33 @cdboiperson, @lily-from-the-twix-galaxy

[fishymari]

im Marshall, and yesterday my class was presenting our science projects about different types of energy (my group got electric but I did most the work) to ppl from other classes, so i explained elecrtic trains and other things to these nice hispanic girls, and I ended up getting called 3 slurs by some boys that knew the girls; the "n word" "disabled slur" and "gay slur", and they also called me a h03? All this for explaining how elctric trains work. At least the girls told them to go away (╥﹏╥)

Anyways i brought dora the explorer dollar tree gummies (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

Moots: @nyx-is-very-tired, @ellieintheworld,@socksfromthedishwasher, @meridamermaid, @bu0yants, @circus-puppet-error, @littlechaoscryptid

[circus-puppet-error]

I'm circus and and when I was 11 my friend Camrin talked me out of ending it only for him to be a sealing deceleration a year later some of my classmates make jokes about him doing it and basically all of Camrins friends I was friends with act like they have no clue who he is when I mention his warm smile and kind nature making me think something he was never real and my brain was so hurt I imagined him even tho I know he's real I will have panic attacks about it and have a deep fear that people I'm close to will also end up like him and I brought needs gummy rope

moots: @rhymingrobyn @ultmte

[rhymingrobyn]

I'm Robyn, and when I was 10 I was making soup in class because we were doing some cooking in DT, we were in groups and we passed a knife around to cut some vegetables and for some reason a guy in my group passed the knife to me with the blade FACING my hand, so I had this MASSIVE cut on my hand and he kept on blaming me for it so I punched him cuz he annoyed me and I pretty much got away with it

And I brought the watermelon sour patch kids!!

(I'm not gonna tag too many moots because I'm so tired)

@zombytommy @piescientist @cindixshipperkgfan @thegrandleader @gabirueatssalad @layyayyay

[piescientist]

My name is Penny and when I was in 6th grade I put a candle in the microwave and it exploded

And I brought nerds

Mutuals I’m Tagging: @oneofthekrills @pommheck @cl0wie @hardchance

[hardchance]

hi i'm richard and i almost set my house on fire

and i brought chupa chupas

moots: @3p1cn00b @yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee @dawkinscoffee

[dawkinscoffee]

my name is Dawkins Coffee and one time i almost broke my foot kicking a mirror while cosplaying Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa because i was upset at my wig. this was the morning before a cosplay competition and i still went there but in crutches that were so uncomfortable that when i left they took me in a wheelchair.

and i brought gummy bears

moots: @f3l-1x @gaslighting69 @transfelixhuxley @hungry-monkey-fart

[dawkinscoffee]

here is more of my best friends “evil cigarette” au

btw felix is saying “yay smoking, my cup of tea” because he’s british

[methanemaster]

that’s nice dawkins felix mentioned, i guess.

[dawkinscoffee]

[methanemaster]

omg YOU POSTED IT HERE TOO ‼️ 😠

[dawkinscoffee]

well yes ofc. considering ur name is felix are u feeling targeted?👀

[methanemaster]

oh haha very funny DAWKINS.