An Overqualified Math Teacher

Horuss "Darkleer" Zahhak for the Re:Surrection timeline Current M!A: None, accepting Permanent M!A: Can change between troll and horse any time he wants.

[nicchessa-deactivated20181216]

“I am half child, half ancient.”

— Bjork   (via crisolyn-uendelig)

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

there’s a horse napping on my foot rn

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

idk i haven’t asked

[vaporsk8]

oh my god you werent exaggerating like that is just deadass a fucking horse sleeping on your motherfucking foot bitch shit goddamn

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

ya

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[followthebluebell]

He’s having a nightmare help him

[boingmann]

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

[boingmann]

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

[boingmann]

roomba company, please make this happen

[fire-is-her-water]

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BiueEmdjMOF/

[jijarugen]

[amicicidalgambler]

␦␦␦␦␦ pick a muse any muse ;3c

he kinda looks like an elf cop

[trolljacksparrow]

methodicalauxilium:

#OH MY GOD#WWHAT#WWHAT IS IT#ITS PERFECT BUT WWHAT IS IT

»- It is a knife gauntlet -> »- For when you need several knives strapped to your arm but don’t want to settle for duct tape ->

thats…..thats amazing? 

just punch people wwith it

[methodicalauxilium]

»- Punch, backhand, swing at ominously -> »- Play the jaws theme while you fight ->

[methodicalauxilium]

#OH MY GOD#WWHAT#WWHAT IS IT#ITS PERFECT BUT WWHAT IS IT

»- It is a knife gauntlet -> »- For when you need several knives strapped to your arm but don’t want to settle for duct tape ->

[sallizzle]

[greelin]

“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool

[centaursreticle]

[armthearmour]

An absolutely stunning dagger with a leaf shaped blade, in which the tang appears to have been wrapped around to form the handle and joined again with the blade, then chiseled into the design of an oak branch with leaves and acorns, German, ca. 19th century, from Czerny’s International Auction House. I love this tremendously, and I wish I had the money to buy it (as of now, it is still for sale).

[hennerzartwork]

350/365 - Anonymous

[hennerzartwork]

358/365 - It all falls down //

[hennerzartwork]

363/365 - People telling me who I am; I know my identity //

[hennerzartwork]

Processing negatives // One of my favs of my daily drawing series. 

Grab a print from my daily series on my Etsy at http://henrybakerartwork.etsy.com Available until the end of Jan.