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beastsandsuperbeasts

*getting turned on* oh baby my penis is becoming different

bbcsherlock

im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

sneefsnorf

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

jarfieid

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

jooshthepunished-deactivated202

featured in an undisclosed library’s Pride section

#ok jk but it’s a funny title #pride

kaijuno

autisticexpression

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

escuerzoresucitado

baradragon

catchymemes

thisobscuredesireforbeauty

“Baikal Zen”: Rocks that have fallen on the ice of Lake Baikal are heated by sunlight and emit infrared rays that melt the ice below. Once the sun is gone, the ice becomes solid again, creating a small support for the rock above.

modmad

scrolling down I was like “oh what a cool idea! someone skipped stones on a lake and took high speed photographs to get these pictures where it looks like the water is holding up the stone which is kinda was does happen a-oh, no. nope. it’s just Fucking Lake Baikal up to its god defying nonsense again”

fernsnailz

this is my son Ollie and he LOVES when we put plastic bags in the sink like a little nest

burrowing creature

dumbbullet

THATS MY BASTARD BABY BOY 💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕

mclennonyaoi

WERE BACK. WE’RE FUCKING BACK. THE PROFILE WIDGET HAS MOVED BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE ON MOBILE. WE’RE FUCKING BACK EVERYBODY!!!!!

mclennonyaoi

this is the best day of my life. this is like 9/11 if it were a good thing

mclennonyaoi

image-wizard

[id: screenshot of a tag that reads "#gonna incorporate this into my lexicon immediately. this is like if 9/11 were a good thing." /end id]

crabussy

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

crabussy