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[id: screenshot of a tumblr dm from a friend of mine, cropped to hide the name. it says “just realized after scrolling thru ur whole blog that ur undescribed tag is actually referencing image descriptions and not just a vague term for anything that makes you feel an undescribed emotion”. /end id]
[id: another dm, from the same friend. it says: “you wench you fucking described me” /end id]
It is funny how amongst all the generative slop these days, people are now nostalgic for Clippy. Everybody hated Clippy. Everyone thought Clippy was annoying as fuck. Now everybody is like. “Clippy wasn’t that bad. I liked Clippy”
graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge
sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses
trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive
BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.
the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time
[id: error message reading “The first or last name you entered is not allowed because it contains language that may be considered offensive. For more details, see our Threats and offensive language policy.” /end id]
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I have never seen a computer system which handles names properly and doubt one exists, anywhere. So, as a public service, I’m going to list assumptions your systems probably make about names. All of these assumptions are wrong. (…) 31. I can safely assume that this dictionary of bad words contains no people’s names in it.
- Patrick McKenzie, Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names (2010)
cuttlefish videos ON sound OFF miles davis ON lets see these cats change colour
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
dog mathematician: arff (arf and only arf)
Mistaken identity : I’m afraid, my good sir, that you are mistaken :: Trigonometric identity : I’m afraid, my good sir, that you are trigonometric
wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks
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WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?
Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.
[ID: walmart display for a baby tee design thats just the plaintext "when you're mean this is who you hurt" under a sweet-looking ink drawing of a rabbit with a pink bow]
wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers
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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
