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I find it exceedingly irritating that people keep trying to tell me that dairy and gluten are not bad for people... who are you trying to convince? Me or yourself?

Me ... just now

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Training Day!

I'm getting my training on... YEAH SONNNN!!!! 

After playing for a short while I can totally see how this could help my game playing ability overall! I suppose I will just work my way up to StarCraft haha. The training chick's seems like she is Glados' super encouraging big sister... or cousin... or something. When I'm dying she'll be still alive - but she will encourage me with a barrage of "Good Job!"s with her oh-so-pleasant accent all the way to my demise!

Yayyyy!!!!!!  

For anyone who would like to get pwned with me, my summoner name is MetPhee... see you there! 

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League of Legends

I have been referred to the game League of Legends... from what I understand it's like a free W.O.W. So.... since I am broke as a joke right now, I figure, shit I might as well give it a shot, aye?

No fretting though I am not planning on bailing on SC... it just feels nice not to think sometimes haha!

Hope I am not in for a rude awakening with that when it comes to League of Legends or that would be a bummer, right?

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Fixin Time

I have been thinking in StarCraft terms lately. I can't say why it's been happening but I am thinking it's just my brains way of telling me it's about time to get my fix on. . . remembering how it goes is going to be the trick. 

Slacker me..... 

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Idk what race you play but if you need help in sc2 i can give you a few pointers if youd like.

That would be awesome... I'm always down for help.I haven't really clicked with any race yet... I haven't even touched protoss yet

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pssssst, ais are so dumb. cannon rush them ;)

That sounds like fun... How do you do that?

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VICTORY!

Well... victory against AI on "very easy" mode. But hell, a baby step is a baby step, am I right? I pretty much dominated the very easy computer (which I was incredibly proud of) so I decided to get all ballsy on myself and go for the medium AI opponent. I will give you three guesses as to what happened but you're only going to need one. My shit just got rocked. I may have gotten dominated, myself, but at least I can walk away with one victory under my belt for the day, haha. YES! Ill get there. Ill get there.... Oh, and I am back on Terran.......... for now. Meh.

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I went there....

It happened. I gave the Star Trek Online game a good go and I will admit I lost myself in it for a good minute. There is really no comparing Starcraft to Star Trek as they are completely different however I will say that while ST is pretty damn addicting, it does not come anywhere close to SC's pheonominal graphic quality... but shit, its free! ;)

Now all I want to do is re-watch all of my past episodes... Yeeeahhhh son! 

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LOL aww.... cute!

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A Cold Welcoming to the Jungle.

Sooo..... its been a while. I can tell how long its been since I played by my inability to remember what to do or how to do it the moment I start playing. Oopsies! Confound you lousy school schedule! 

Ahhh and Protoss now hates me. I guess maybe I shouldn't have raided their holy ground for minerals maybe? I think I made up for it by sabotaging my doctor chick with the hopes of destroying her colony of half infested Zerg bastards. Hows that for an ally, Protoss!? 

Lets see if I can get back into the swing of things, shall we? I guess its going to be a while (again) before I can play other people (again) and infest some bitchez with a Zerg colony of my own (again). Damn.

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Redstone Pwned!

I hate Redstone planet just as much as Stedman. That was a terrible pain in the ass to say the least – Little Zerg hives poppin up out of nowhere with their monolisk thingies buzzin around bein bitches, drinkin outa cups. For a moment there I thought all was lost. I was pretty sure Stedman was just going to keep revealing more and more mineral fields till I was a complete goner. Excellent news though… I survived and am on to the next planet full of Protoss delight! (I imagine the delight bit will be a damn dirty lie…)

On a side note… the arcade game in the saloon is friggen tight! Lost Viking FTW!!! It’s all old school and awesome like Galaga (Galaxian) which-I-am-now-going-to-be-stuck-playing-non-stop… Or maybe I will just keep playing Lost Viking non-stop. I feel some sort of ridiculous determination to dominate that tiny little bit of the Starcraft world. Yay for Starcraft domination…. Someday…. Someday……..

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Back in the Campaign Game

Im a slacker. Ill admit it.... at least when it comes to playing StarCraft. So to compensate for my slacker-ness I have decided to go back to the campaign - which, I might add, is all jacked up now because I went and got all used to the easy hot keys and now that I am not a Zerg that shit's all over the damn board. Meh... I still annihilated some Infested Terran who were trying to get all up in mah rescue mission business. I was pretty into the level (the whole fight in the daytime and hunker down at night thing was nice) but then in the end the chick-who's-name-I-forgot decided to get all cheesy and say, "There's gotta be someplace out there the aliens haven't touched..." then goes on to dream of some sort of deserted paradise that is out there waiting for them... Haha like... isn't she supposed to be military personnel for her planet? No wonder all her people are on the run with a softy like that in charge, aye? ;)

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Back in the Game!

After a week or so of not playing (my baddddd).... I have obviously not gotten much better BUT I do have excellent news....... I learned how to make the flying thingies! so at least I can look cooler while I lose ;)

My zerglings haven't been standing a chance poor little guys. 

Ill be back SC.... Ill be back...... 

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Fellow Starcrafters! 

I have been alerted that there are some maps that are open to be voted on to be added to the ladder maps. Since I have no idea what I am really looking at yet (or what the differences in these maps might be that could favor specific groups), I am just going to spread the word and cross my fingers in hope that you all know what you are doing well enough to help a Zerg brotha out! ;) 

Check it out... I'd love to get some input on what I am looking at here haha... 

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MetMorphed...

Something happened.... I morphed... from Terran into Zerg... SAY WHAT!!!??? Yeah Dog thats right... I went there... Straight to Zerg. 

I have been working on my build order in the YABOT section of the single player maps and decided to say fuck that noise after a short minute and jumped right into the ass beatings. 

Thanks to my buddy playing on my profile whom shall remain un-named *cough Marc cough* I placed in the silver league for 1V1 BUT excellent news! Now that its 3am and I have been playing for God only knows how long now (like seriously....) I placed in the silver league on my very own on 2V2 - I know it was a team thing but I wasn't the worst one on the one that we won, so I'd like to take some credit haha.... 

Aww oh my god I think I see the sun. 

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Like it is every Muslim's duty to take the pilgrimage to Mecca, it is my duty as a Starcraft player to take the pilgrimage to Korea.

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Unless you’re Aubrey and just play LoL all day :D

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Like it is every Muslim's duty to take the pilgrimage to Mecca, it is my duty as a Starcraft player to take the pilgrimage to Korea.

SO AWESOME! I had to reblog ;)

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Season 6 is here and I've only just begun!!!! Yeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!