Favourite Undertale quotes
(aka the reasons you should play Undertale if you havenāt yet)
*ANIMEāS REAL, RIGHT?!?!
*You came all the way back here to look at Torielās socks. *You have great priorities in life.Ā
*YOU LIKE CARESSING MY BICEPS WITH A FLOATING HEART. BUT WHO DOESNāT!?
*Sans is selling tickets made of toilet paper.
*It looks like a snow ballā¦ *Actually, itās a snow decahedron.
*SCIENTIST DISCOVERS HEALTH BENEFITS OF USING COMPUTER (JUST KIDDING LOL)
*TINY VOLCANO MONSTER TRIES ITS BEST, RECEIVES TINY APPLAUSE
*WOSHUA CLEANS UP LOCAL CRIME, LITERALLY FINDS CRIMINALS AND DOUSES THEM IN SOAP, CRIME DOESNāT GO DOWN BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING
*Partaking in worthless garbage fills you with determination.
*DO YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER THIS WAYā¦WHEN SHE MAKES YOU A PUZZLE?!?!?
*Iāll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt!
*DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS!!!!
*Why do people find him so attractive?? *Heās literally just a freaking rectangle.
*Huh? *Everyone else is DEAD? *Does that mean I donāt have to work today?
*STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!
*Thank you so much, dearie!Ā *Itās all because of you *(r money).
*Youāre making the switches uncomfortable with all this attention.
*(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT IāM JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
*In this hellish world, you can only take 3 pieces of candyā¦
*Iām literally going to make out with a fish.
*OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!!Ā I WANTED TO KNOW Ā IF YOU KNOWā¦I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!ā¦YOU KNOW?
*Mad Dummy is doing an armless ska dance.
*Now youāll see my true power: Relying on people that arenāt garbage!
*I DONāT NEED FRIENDS!!! *IāVE GOT KNIVES!!!Ā
*iāve almost got a mix cd finished for my scary neighborā¦ *itās 74 minutes of people screaming their signature wrestling movesĀ *but theyāre all autotuned *i hope she likes it
*What do I look like, the ice-cream woman?Ā *Do human ice-cream women TERRORIZE HUMANITY with ENERGY SPEARS?Ā *Are their ice-cream songs a PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION?
*OH MY GOD!!! *STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
*I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today.
*Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 Is Neither Kissy Nor Cutie. *Its Trash. 0 stars
*SOMETIMES, IāM A GENIUS. ALL THE TIME.
*EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT THE HEATā¦ *YOUāLL NEVER BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND MY HOT METAL BODY!
*THIS DOGā¦ *STILL EXISTS!Ā *THIS STORYā¦ *JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!
*My hairā¦ yes, I use metal hairgel.Ā
They say I have the voice of a Sirenā¦ awooga!
*ā¦ you really like hot animals, donāt you?Ā *hey, iām not judging.
*yeah, youāve gotta save your money for college and spiders.
*STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING? *CANāT BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
*I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
*First off, Iām a baby KNIGHT! *Captain of the babies!!!
*IāM UNDYNE AND IāM PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
*WHAT!! I DIDNāT CRY!!! I DONāT CRY!! *I JUSTā¦CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. *TEARS!!!
*This is Sans *Frisk, did you know that I love to āget owned?ā *I also think Toriel is very good and fhfjkehfeaufsisf
*THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY. *LIKE SKELETONS!!!
*HMMM..THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONEā¦? *I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES. *SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.
*SOMEDAY IāLL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPSā¦ *THATāS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
*When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there.Ā *That means NEVER!! *I HATE RELAXING!!Ā *I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
*You canāt do the jimpity jumpity joodle!?Ā *The limpity loppity leap!?
*I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGSā¦ *SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS.
*Uh, if not for that grooty, Iād have kicked your booty.
*(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
*GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!!Ā *AFTER ALL, IāM HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH! *HIS NAMEāS TRASHY HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN.Ā
*You make a snowball and throw it for the dog to fetch. *It splats on the ground. *Greater Dog picks up all the snow in the area and brings it to you.
*WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!! *SOMEDAY I WANTTO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.
*PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
*It looks like some sort of powerful braceletā¦ *Wait. *Itās just a croissantā¦
*EMITTING SLIMEā¦THATāS JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
*It appears to be a self- sustaining tornado made of trash.
*Nā¦ NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
*I canāt go to hell. *Iām all out of vacation days.
*A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT! *HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!! *ESPECIALLY WHEN ITāS REAL.
*And Iām forecasting an incoming front of SHUT UP!!!
*I CANāT VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. *CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE??? *THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??
*Iām thinking of getting a spiked collar to show off my personality. *It makes a statement likeā¦ *āAttach a leash to me and take me for a walk please.ā
*(AUDIBLE WINK)ā¦ *WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
*Itās kinda cuteā¦Ā *ā¦I mean, uhā¦Ā *Iām tough!!! *I love to eat rocks!!
*A A A A A. *IāM SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
*Well, maybe our cooking abilities arenāt exactly perfect.Ā *Nah!!! *They totally are!! *Eat up, punk!!Ā *(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
*IS (THE SOUND A BABY MAKES) AN EMOTION?
*Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much.
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