Your Friendly Neighborhood Homo!

God isn’t real, but your hair looks great today!

[illinicoise]

boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”

me:

[buttcanine]

“You’re in terrible, terrible danger.”

[eggings]

[classichorrorblog]

Phantasm Directed by Don Coscarelli (1979)

[catchingtearsinrain]

Bleeding Heart Flowers.

[catasters]

[hclark70]

*slaps*

[funnytwittertweets]

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

how come threesome porn always start off the same like

[swurp]

they just banned penis music on spotify

[p0stmarxed]

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[catchymemes]

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[aidashakur]

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog.💋

[actualnymph]

[turians]

Here’s a video of them in action!

[doesturquoisework]

The video!!!!

[animalcrossingmemes]

[amusementforme]

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

exactly

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

the worst part about this is the young girls commenting on this video things like "what do you expect 13-15 yos to look like" like....kids.......i'm not saying to put on your dora shirt and put your hair in pigtails i'm saying that a 13 yo wearing a full face of makeup and making thirst traps is not normal

[bisexist-deactivated20210809]

[Video Transcript: A video of a white girl wearing heavy make up with a caption saying “are u mad I’m 13 or are u mad I look better than u at 13?” The video cuts to a black woman saying “Listen I’m not here to tear down this child, but I just want to start like a discussion that needs to be had. I feel as though social media has been manipulating young girls to want to have sex appeal or want to be sexy, to the point of no return. And really it is normalizing pedo behaviour. And that’s what they do not understand. It is very sad that these young girls don’t have people their age to look up to, that is not trying to fit this sexual narrative.” The video cuts to the white girl again and the women continues “Like without make up you look 13 and that’s perfectly fine. And by no means is this me victim blaming, but this is the introduction to something way bigger that you all need to understand. And this is why these predators can say “Oh I didn’t know she was this age”. You have girls this age trying to compete with grown ass women. And this is being glamorized to the point that you have minors that say they cant’s wait to be 18 so they can be S workers. Like, no you all need to stop. End]