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@mevsparp
looking for a karkat (from epictruthordarewithroxy)
it probably looks a bit dumb to even do this, but im the davesprite and whoever you are mystery karkat, you unknowingly cheered me up and asdfjkl; basically i kinda wanted to keep roleplaying with you! the huge chunk of when this all happened in the chat is under read more Naked!Karkat Vantas [N!CG] joined chat. DAVESPRITE: woah justifiedMadness's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back. justifiedMadness [JM] joined chat. justifiedMadness [JM] joined chat. JM: squeak (bird instincts N!CG: HEY, ASSHOLES. DAVESPRITE: uh justifiedMadness's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back. justifiedMadness [JM] joined chat. JM: squeak (that was a troll egg DAVESPRITE: am i high N!CG: OH, DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT. (:B DAVESPRITE: follow up question DAVESPRITE: are *you* high N!CG: *WIPS SOPOR PIE FROM LIPS* N-NO.... DAVESPRITE: welp N!CG: CAN YOU SEE MY BULDGE? I HOPE NOT... DAVESPRITE: im trying not to look N!CG: HAHAHA... YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.... DAVESPRITE: i need an adult N!CG: I AAAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMAMMAMA N!CG: *AM DAVESPRITE: i dont think you count Naked!Karkat Vantas [N!CG] is now High and Naked!Karkat Vantas [HaN!CG]. JM: squeak (im 13 does that count HaN!CG: 12765309845 THERE. I CAN COUNT. DAVESPRITE: dude thats not even close HaN!CG: I'M LISTENING TO NIGHTSTEP. FUCK YES. HaN!CG: 123456789* BETTER? DAVESPRITE: oh look, little baby karkat figured out his numbers HaN!CG: YEAH! SKRILLEX!!! CXB HaN!CG: *HEADBANGING* DAVESPRITE: how high do you even have to be DAVESPRITE: oh wait DAVESPRITE: 12765309845 HaN!CG: HFRVHYFRGJNTWHYTUFTFV3OY REALLLY HIGH.... :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HaN!CG: *STARTS DANCING, NAKED* HaN!CG: WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB!!! HaN!CG: DAVESPRITE? justifiedMadness's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back. justifiedMadness [JM] joined chat. justifiedMadness [JM] joined chat. JM: gives him the orange easter egg from yesterday* justifiedMadness [JM] disconnected. justifiedMadness [JM] joined chat. DAVESPRITE: *chucks the orange easter egg at karkat* DAVESPRITE: go put on some clothes or something HaN!CG: BWAH!!! *FALLS ON FLOOR* DAVESPRITE: oh my god HaN!CG: FUCK NO, THIS IS A SICK PARTY! I'LL GET GANGSTER KANKRI. I'M NOT JOKING. HaN!CG: *GETS UP FROM FLOOR* DAVESPRITE: how even DAVESPRITE: no dont you dare HaN!CG: HAHAHAHAHA!!! C::D HaN!CG: *STIDER HaN!CG: *STRIDER HaN!CG: *STARTS DANCING AGAIN* DAVESPRITE: im not sucking anything High and Naked!Karkat Vantas [HaN!CG] is now Horny, High, and Naked!Karkat Vantas [HHaN!CG]. HHaN!CG: LOL. B>;D DAVESPRITE: dont touch me HHaN!CG: *DRUNK SMIRK* DAVESPRITE: i DAVESPRITE: woah HHaN!CG: C'MERE *HOLDS OUT ARMS* DAVESPRITE: uh DAVESPRITE: youre still kinda naked HHaN!CG: *APPROACHES* I DON'T FUCKING CARE. DAVESPRITE: *floats backwards* i appreciate it, but dude HHaN!CG: WELL, YOU'RE NAKED TOO. DAVESPRITE: im part bird HHaN!CG: CAW CAW. *FALLS ON FLOOR* DAVESPRITE: what even HHaN!CG: *SNORE* DAVESPRITE: *starts to sneak away* HHaN!CG: STRIDER! *SNORE* HONK... DAVESPRITE: *flinches* shit HHaN!CG: C'MERE... LIE DOWN WITH ME.... HHaN!CG: *SNORE* DAVESPRITE: what happens if i dont HHaN!CG: *LOOKS UP SLOWY TO DAVESPRITE* I'LL GET THE CONDOMS.... DAVESPRITE: *squawks and quickly lays down next to him* justifiedMadness's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back. HHaN!CG: *WIPES MORE PIE OFF OF MOUTH* HUG? DAVESPRITE: *opens his arms up hesitantly* dead!justifiedMadness [JM] joined chat. HHaN!CG: *HUGS* YOU'RE FLUFFY.... MMMMM... *SMILES AND HUGS TIGHTER* JM: screeches because i am still perched on his head* dead!justifiedMadness changed the conversation topic to "hoooow can you seeee into my eyes". DAVESPRITE: uh, thanks? his face flushes* jess, get the fuck off JM: more screeching* HHaN!CG: I CAN SHOW YOOOU THE WOOOOORLD, DAVESPRITE: what HHaN!CG: LET'S GO ON A MAGICAL CARPET RIDE. HHaN!CG: *GETS UP* DAVESPRITE: maybe i dont want to DAVESPRITE: ((boop i gotta go, ill be back on later or my skype is kalinkamalinka524 *wonk*)) HHaN!CG: OOOOKKKK.... *FROWNS* HHaN!CG: ((ALRIGHT)) Davesprite's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back. HHaN!CG: HEY~ JM: squeak (what) HHaN!CG: *EYEBROW WIGGLE* JM: squeak (what are you doing) HHaN!CG: HEHE... *SMILES8 HHaN!CG: *SMILES** JM: squeak (wh) HHaN!CG: *FAINTS* JM: squeak (i) Horny, High, and Naked!Karkat Vantas [HHaN!CG] is now Gangster!Kankri [G!KANKRI]. G!KANKRI: Sup, .6itches JM: adfdghjkl;' Gangster!Kankri's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back. Gangster!Kankri [G!KANKRI] joined chat. G!KANKRI: hey. G!KANKRI: still here. JM: squeak (why) JM: squeak (why this) G!KANKRI: I want s9me h9es. JM: squeak (so) G!KANKRI: yeah? JM: squeak (there are no hoes here) G!KANKRI: y9u/ Davesprite [DAVESPRITE] joined chat. Davesprite [DAVESPRITE] disconnected. Davesprite [DAVESPRITE] joined chat. G!KANKRI: Hey. JM: squeak (excuse me) DAVESPRITE: ((i still have a lil bit)) DAVESPRITE: yo G!KANKRI: Yeah. Gangster!Kankri [G!KANKRI] is now Horny, High, and Naked!Karkat Vantas [HHaN!CG]. JM: squeak (Did you just call me a hoe) HHaN!CG: KANKRI DID. HHaN!CG: NOT ME. HHaN!CG: HE'S A PIMP. DAVESPRITE: well then HHaN!CG: YEAH.... HE CHANGED HHaN!CG: A LOT. JM: squeak (bitches are gonna die) DAVESPRITE: whos gonna die here, theres only three of us HHaN!CG: @-@ SHIT HBIEHRBASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPKL;.M JM: squeak (bitches) DAVESPRITE: who are these supposed bitches HHaN!CG: I'M A BITCH, I WORK FOR KANKRI... DAVESPRITE: jess, you arent killing him JM: squeak (wh y not) HHaN!CG: I'M A BITCH.... I WORK FOR KANKRI... HHaN!CG: FUCK. DAVESPRITE: because i said so JM: squeak (pleeeeeeeaaaaase) HHaN!CG: THANKS, DAVESPRITE. Davesprite [DAVESPRITE] disconnected. Davesprite [DAVESPRITE] joined chat. DAVESPRITE: no DAVESPRITE: yeah youre welcome or something JM: squeak (pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase) HHaN!CG: *BLUSHES* HHaN!CG: SHUT THE FUCK PU JM. HHaN!CG: *UP DAVESPRITE: youre not killing him DAVESPRITE: and if i see a single mark on him JM: squeak (im going to kill him) DAVESPRITE: i will find tou DAVESPRITE: and hunt you down DAVESPRITE: so help me DAVESPRITE: and guess what DAVESPRITE: birds dont forgive DAVESPRITE: ((*ollies outie*)) JM: squeak (neither do jess's) Davesprite's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back. HHaN!CG: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!! HHaN!CG: D:B JM: glares* HHaN!CG: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK- JM: death glare* HHaN!CG: *POOF* *DISAPPEARS* Horny, High, and Naked!Karkat Vantas [HHaN!CG] disconnected. Horny, High, and Naked!Karkat Vantas [HHaN!CG] joined chat. HHaN!CG: WAI... SHIT. JM: *has stopped glaring* JM: sitting on the floor and sewing a thing* HHaN!CG: *STARES* HM. HHaN!CG: BETTER GO THEN... JM: continues sewing* HHaN!CG: *LOOKS AWAY* JM: sew sew sew sew sew sew sew sew* HHaN!CG: COULDA GOTTEN LAID....*HE WHISPERS TO HIMSELF* JM: sewitysew* HHaN!CG: PEACE OUT ASSHOLE. TELL DAVE I LOVE HIM. JM: cant hear busy sewign* HHaN!CG: HM. *GLARES* JM: seewww* HHaN!CG: FUCK YOU. Horny, High, and Naked!Karkat Vantas [HHaN!CG] disconnected.