Our next gut buster is Kakashi “I’ll steal yo bitch with your own moves” Hatake
Now he was my first Naruto daddy
While all you other hoes was chasing after Sasuke’s lonely ass I was thirsting after the copycat ninja.
Now I just know Kakashi was on some freaky shit idc what ya’ll say
This nigga was always reading them damn porn books
You really think he wasn’t trying any of that shit
I just know he’ll have me seeing the promise land.
Can we please talk about the best fucking fight of the fucking series.
Like bitch when I say this fight had everything in it
Emotions, good hand to hand combat, different types of jutsus, and story/flashbacks
I could honestly say I was rooting for both of them
Bitch when I say I was crunk asf when I finally saw his face
Like I already knew he was fine asf like it was noway possible that he could have been ugly
I am yet to see an ugly anime character with white hair
Now don’t quote me on that shit cause a bitch might be wrong.
But bitch I would gladly toss the pussy at him like a shuriken
Bitch look at that fucking buffet, I would gobble the dick without a care
No matter how old Kakashi gets them hands never age
He was serving niggas double his age when he was in the anbu
And the crazy thing about is he’s cool asf
Like he legit reminds me of that chill ass family friend that you’ll diffidently fuck if given the chance.
It’s always the chill ones that knock you the fuck out with the quickness
Do you see how fine he looks
That’s how you look when you’re unproblematic
My nigga aged like fucking wine
I would gladly be his fucking sugar baby with no complaint
And he wouldn’t even have to give me money, I just want the dick bitch
I could see myself now, getting my guts rearranged in the Hokage office
Like omg I just can’t like he needs some stress relief in his life
And I’m right here with open arms and legs
I don’t know who i want to do next so give ya girl some ideas
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