steena, unsinkable

|| 30 years || INFP || genderfluid || bisexual || poet || witch || really likes dogs ||

[mewvenus]

This love letter to clown husbandry Tumblr took us like 2 years to make, so please watch, like, and share. It was a labor of love 💖🤡

[thememedaddy]

[skwidtheoctopus]

Literally Jesus

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[drtanner]

This is the superior “comic showing the events leading up to a popular gif” post.

[miyaneatworld]

I finally drew peak

Full res with PSD is up on that patron website thing

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[charl0ttan]

everybody in the club get hopeful

[yaalimadad1]

Okay

[iwilleatyourenglish]

oh

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

breaking up with him isn't enough you need to kill him

[esthermika]

I think he hates movies actually

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dragongirlsweetie]

it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

[dragongirlsweetie]

i could make a nest here it would be so good it's got the perfect amount of structural support for the strands of goo to connect up and hold together easily without collapsing and forming a cozy little den for me to sleep in. but all anyone cares about is booboo's playtime party friends

[foxxear]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are one of the Scary Screatures

[dragongirlsweetie]

i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me

[hymnsofheresy]

I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.

[hymnsofheresy]

Not to be a crazy radical or anything, but children deserve to be deeply wanted by their parents.

[hymnsofheresy]

Children shouldn’t be a “stage” in life that everyone is obligated to fulfill; childrearing is not for everyone. More importantly, children shouldn’t be state-enforced punishments for “irresponsible” sexual behavior.

Children are people with thoughts and feelings just like the rest of us. They are conscious of the way people treat them. And they can certainly tell when they are unwanted and/or resented.

[letomcfaceman]

[tv-z]

We are not horses, we are humans.

[mewvenus]

Nah

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

derin have you heard about the cheese caves? because i think you’d enjoy them

This is also, incidentally, a huge part of why we grew up under the vague impression that if we didn't constantly chug milk then all of our bones would crumble to dust.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Governments hate to hear this but it is in fact far, far more efficient to just give poor people money instead and let them decide whether to not to buy their own cheese

Admittedly the supermarket cheese probably came from the factory via a normal warehouse instead of being stored in a massive cave for an inadvisable length of time, which does make it lack a certain something, but we can't have everything.

(Also the cheese was a health hazard, sometimes being mouldy, and not in the way that some cheese is supposed to be mouldy)

[1greenameba]

You could have strategic reserves of food like china ,

Or you could accidentally stockpile cheese

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm sure the US also has strategic food reserves. That aren't just cheese. I would have to assume that every country does, it is a. Very basic and necessary thing for a civilisation to have.

[mewvenus]

Idk I wouldn't be surprised if the Douchebag in Chief announced he was destroying our stockpiles. They're already destroying foreign aid resources like vaccines and other supplies, why stop there with the budget slashing?

[sctir]

plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[sam1tron]

bringing back a classic

[depsidase]

[cheddarandprovalone]

This tag sent me to the grave