beef baby

28 | she/her | here for another year

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[tranthony]

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

[scrubdowner]

never inviting the origami guy to the smoke sesh again. he folded up the last of our flower into a beautiful dove that flew away on the wind, inspiring a melancholic but still uplifting reverence in all of us

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[saskamagina]

A Hockey Love Story: Laura Stacey and Marie-Philip Poulin navigate marriage and career 

[junkworldusa]

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[illangelstein]

Frank Ocean - White Ferrari

[junglejim4322]

They need a pride flag for this

[bungerc0re]

well it's not a handshake.

[bungerc0re]

does anyone have that post i need it

[notahorseindisguise]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[cia-o]

felt ok but then remembered

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked