Comme Des Garçons

Mique. 21. ♑️

[mexicangender]

First post on here in almost threes years… well it was a good run

[mexicangender]

How do i convince a mental hospital to let me bring in my phone and headphones, like, how are you gonna get me to not kill myself when you won’t even let me listen to bongos.

[ripempezardexerox]

[birthdaypigeon]

No wait I was looking up why a blow job was called that and I found a historian who researched it and you’ll never believe what his name is

[birthdaypigeon]

JOHN GREEN

[pukicho]

hmm it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past

[pseudophan]

april 9th is officially international slut day. happy birthday lil nas x and gerard way congrats on killing prince philip with your whore energy

[hiyojun]

[t4tbruabba-moving]

[vimbry-moved]

in memoriam 

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[chubbybabe-deactivated20210622]

[holdoncallfailed]

they’re shutting down yahoo answers in a month….future generations will never know how is babby formed…..they will never plumb the depths of digital knowledge asking “does spider have pusspuss?”……they will never know if they can name their band radiohead 2……..this is the modern burning of the library of alexandria. all those answers lost forever……RIP 

[blockberrycreative]

[goodfortuneforever-deactivated2]

[oliviawhen]

Thinkin about my sister’s kitten Blue, and her dark circles. 

[oliviawhen]

Sleepy

[lesbianshepard]

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

[lesbianshepard]

as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

[wizardlyghost]

as brutus said, tase him again

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.