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oomf

lavender marriages ah hah

#big love #Naruto #hinata #boruto #himawari #sasuke #sakura #sarada

variksenpelatin

super secret ninja handshake no jutsu

bonus:

#great post from god herself #naruto

heckoffmate

viktormaru

yo kakashi, is there anyone who you'd really like to just punch in the face?

Hmmmmmmm…..

mexicankakashi

something about the dynamic that obito rin and kakashi had is absolutely hilarious. like kakashi sucks and he's terrible but its so good. rin and obito were both weirdly obsessed with him and he only ever paid attention to gai. he's like the naruto version of the "move i'm gay" vine.

equikage

you know what would be funny would be is if iruka & kakashi had a podcast

equikage

the deets

it’s boring misc advice about teaching and Life

90% of it is iruka because kakashi is always late and he when he does show up he spends most of the podcast reading

if iruka asks for his input kakashi is just like ‘hmm it’s hard to say’ or ‘i agree with you’ then goes back to silence punctuated by the occasional turning page

but that’s ok because iruka can fill 45 minutes of dead air with rambling reviews for hot springs he went to three years ago and advice for how to keep your hair in a ponytail and out of your eyes during battle but in such a way that it really doesn’t work without a visual aid. you can tell he’s gesturing and demonstrating and has forgotten that nobody can see him but kakashi

one time gai is a guest and he and kakashi get into it and wreck the place. smashing sounds and kakashi summoning his 20 barking dogs and iruka pleading in the background for them to stop. it’s their highest rated episode

lots of kakashi making comments about ‘gosh it’s stuffy in here, i have to take my mask off’ and the medium of podcasting infuriating any and all listeners

they have guest callers and all of them are naruto disguising his voice pulling some ‘is your refrigerator running???’ unfunny nonsense, but which make for great episodes when iruka starts yelling at him and they go back and forth for 20 minutes and iruka forgets he’s not just on the phone. like ‘btw did you find the vacuum? and did you clean the fridge out like I told you to? yes we’re still on for ramen tomorrow yes!! i am paying! i said i would! IF you clean out the fridge’

one time iruka starts yelling at naruto about how isn’t he supposed to be on a mission and naruto is like ‘ugh yeah FINE byee’ and it’s another ten minutes before iruka realizes ‘…kakashi-san.. if he has a mission, doesn’t that mean you also have a mission?’ and kakashi is like ‘OH SHIT I GOTTA GO’

equikage

this exchange but it’s followed by a complete minute of radio silence broken only by the sound of kakashi turning another page of makeout paradise

kakashi-vibes

what’s the best vape juice flavor for an expensive restaurant date

the short answer is that you shouldn’t vape in a restaurant because there might be somebody who’s sensitive to smoke, BUT i’m ex anbu and ive done my fucking time so

if you’re somewhere with cheese appetizers bring a moscato or champagne vape. the champagne is going to be easier to pair with most food items at the restaurant but the moscato is going to go best with seafood and rich cheeses. of course not everybody can afford specialty flavor vapes cuz we dont ALL have ex hokage pension but if you can spring for something really versatile like a champagne vape or sake vape then i really recommend it.

some restaurants start off with like seafood or carpaccio and in that case i recommend something like almond or amaretto flavor– something sweet but still with some nutty or savory depth. make sure to take the hit before you take the bite so you can exhale over it and mix the flavors

if you’re doing like a co2 cannabis extract then i advise pretty strongly against anything really pungent. no sour diesel, og kush, sour og, blue magoo, nothing like that. pick up something like a zkittlez strain cartridge so it has a bit of sweet flavor but you’re not “contaminating” the flavor of your food with excessive skunk smell and your date doesn’t get a whiff and make a scene in front of the entire restaurant about how you’re leeching away your glorious youth in front of his eyes or something

if it’s specifically for dessert or ice cream then just get coffee flavor lol

regarding kits, my current pen is actually this top of the line piece i confiscated from sasuke and it’s really inconspicuous so if i drop my spoon or something then i can bend down, take a big hit, and exhale under the table or something. make sure you have no students or summon animals under there. i need to advise particularly strongly to watch out for students. you have no idea how many times my kids have almost caught me smoking or snorting a line. they’re like cockroaches they just pop up EVERYWHERE it’s really terrifying honestly. maybe buy a weekender or some other throwaway type so you can toss it in the trash and claim innocence if things get too close. i personally DO use summon scrolls and jutsus to hide my stuff. if anybody tells you it’s “disgraceful” or a “gross misuse of ninja arts” then just say they’re right but keep doing it anyway. easy peasy.

anyway enjoy your date and dont forget to tip ✌️