So hypothetically I built you a working duck toy, I made it to look like you it has the same cheek thingy and theme as you. And what if I told you that I have it on me right now:D
"...I would hypothetically ask you to marry me."
Icarus stops for a second but then recovers, it must be a bluff “anyways I made it for you! A little bit do hell magic and help to make it work but I painted it”
Lucifer hugs Icarus tightly, lifting them off the ground. "Oh I love it! Thank you, thank you!" (Spoiler: it was not a bluff.
Icarus lets out a yelp as he gets lifted of the ground but then returns the hug “I’m glad you like it! Although I didn’t think you would be this happy!”
"Are you kidding?! People usually don't care that much about my ducks, you and Al are the few exceptions who ACTUALLY pay attention to my ducks! And besides, any gift from someone I love is amazing!" Lucifer put Icarus down, smiling. "Thanks, love..."
“Well who wouldn’t pay attention to your ducks? They’re so cute, and I love how passionate you are about them” Icarus gives him a little hug “no problem Luci”
"Well, many people think it's silly for the Devil to be obsessed with ducks... Says it 'breaks the charm' I apparently have on Earth."
“Well I won’t lie, I was definitely terrified of you on Earth, I thought hell was a pit of lava with rocks so people could climb on top of them but they would still get burned, and i thought that you just sat there watching them suffer, you were scarier then imagined but this version of you is way better than the one in my mind don’t get me started on how I thought the demons looked like”
"...We have that bad impression on Earth? I knew Christianity hated me but, that seems excessive. Now what? Are you gonna tell me they used to burn people because they 'worshipped' the Devil?"
“…well about that….” Icarus shuffled awkwardly while looking away “let’s just say you are like 100x times more evil in Earth than in Hell, I was very surprised with how you looked like and how Hell looked”
"Oh. That's. Hm." Lucifer doesn't really know how to feel about this, he's kinda sad that humans think of him as so evil, but also that's to be expected since he damned all of humanity.
“Yeah…they would also burn Christians for some reason but mostly people who worshipped you… you haven’t read the bible have you?”















