Purple Crown Fairy

just an asexual entity here to browse, no creeps allowed. not looking to make more friends

[commandervisor]

elena of avalor is a great show that deserves more attention, please go check it out!!!

[blooz-berrys]

👓🩷Date Everything Chibis !🏠

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[samuraiko]

These posts do seem to like me, so I'm going to reblog this *AND* hope that the positive results spreads to all of my friends coz gods know some of them are going through it right now and need all the help they can get.

[f-at-f]

Please

[charlies-candid-corner]

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

[mflow13]

It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[dankxsinatra]

Elephants have learned highway robbery

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

@ms-cellanies

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY “JUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGO” BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST

I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the “murder strut” and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders

[cade-the-god]

murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was just…how I walked. Amazingly effective.

[mathcat345]

In case you have forgotten. The Murder Strut works!

[theseancequeen]

It works on Bourbon Street on a Saturday night and that’s about as crazy as it gets.

[leafstranger]

I get people asking if they can walk with me past dangerous areas because of the Murder Strut plus being Tall.

It still didn’t work when I was living in South Korea and carrying groceries home and a dude on his phone was determined to walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk and straight into me.

[reachmouse]

I use the murder strut at my workplace in a high school. After a couple of years of being banged into by careless sophomores, I started employing it, and it has IMMEASURABLY helped me get through hallways. Do the teenagers know I am thinking MURDER and stalking hard? Probably not, but the body language read definitely projects the authority that I am not the librarian they want to bump today.

[skunkes]

[gayspiderman]

You guys mean the world to me, and I didn’t know how to say that yet.

[flowercrownsbytrish]

Happy Spooky Season! I'm doing a Giveaway!

Prizes:

First Place: The Morticia (pictured above). A spooky yet elegant piece inspired by tumblr's favorite goth mom, Morticia Addams. This crown features bi-colored red and black roses, cream maple leaves, and a tiara of twigs and spiderwebs. One size fits all with the adjustable ribbon in the back.

Runners Up: 10 runners up will win a coupon for 20% off a custom crown or any crown for sale on my etsy store.

Rules:

Open from September 23 - October 16, 11:59 pm PST

Must be following me

Reblog this post

If you reblog more than ten times, I will consider it spam and you will be disqualified.

I will ship worldwide, but if you live outside the U.S. I will require you to cover the cost of shipping.

I will determine the winners on October 17th and attempt to contact them. If I do not hear from a winner before October 20th, I will choose someone else.

*This crown is fragile and is not meant to be a toy. Not recommended for children under 12.

**All of my crowns are 100% unique. I will never make another crown like yours. DM me to inquire about custom crowns or any of my other works.

[mflow13]

Absolutely adore crowns and that one is so beautiful

[mflow13]

100 posts!

[goawfma]

he’s doing what our government should be doing.. 

his foundation

[ladykianna]

 D U D E!!!!!

[ms-cellanies]

This is FANTASTIC.  This is a NON-PROFIT.  I just donated $25.  

PLEASE SUPPORT IF YOU CAN.  CLEAN WATER IS SO IMPORTANT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

[switchbit]

ace deer ace deer ace deer

[lollytea]

When I say I love Huntlow that doesn't mean I want them to kiss or whatever I just want Hunter to be like "yeah this is the most shitty I have ever felt and things just keep getting worse and worse but there's a nice girl who wants to be my friend so maybe life isnt all bad"

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)