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Hello everyone, I am Ally/Ale. Agenderflux. They/Them/Their~*

[nightmargin]

[thorkizilla]

[scrubdowner]

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

[jbbarnes-rogers]

Every time we take my dogs collar off my mom pets his ears and repeats “you’re nakey!” in a babytalk voice

[simonalkenmayer]

Fairly certain that’s a universal experience for all human dog owners.

My dog is told “Would you like to wear your jewelry?” And becomes excited. He then chooses which necklace he’d like. He has a few and they all have to have tags on them. I discovered this because I bought him a second collar and he refused it with a sneeze that usually is his equivalent of “fuck you”. I asked him why he didn’t like it. He did a dance. I don’t know how I figured it out, but I remember putting the new collar on him and seeing him still beg for the older one and thinking “there’s got to be a reason”. It occurred to be that he might want a little jingle. So I took an old keychain bauble and put it on his collar and he was so happy I thought he’d leap outside. The whole walk, he pranced around like a prize pig. So I realized that the collar couldn’t be a collar. It had to be a necklace. And now he has a large selection for every season, each with a set of tags that have his name and some sort of jingle decoration.

Sometimes he gets downright picky. He has one that has the Batman symbol on it and he prefers that most of the time, but recently the tags on it broke and he flat out refused to walk until I’d transferred the tags from another collar to it. But he has to choose the tags, and he happened to pick a set that were difficult to remove. But it has to be that pendant on that necklace or he’d piss himself right there in protest.

[catgirlcaliphate]

Simon I love your dog SO MUCH

[dollievyxen]

I’m Caleb

[diamondformm]

[gonegenet]

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century

[sailorblaintana]

That was the worst noise I’ve ever heard 

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[pervocracy]

This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

I call this the “two cakes” rule and remind myself of it when I start comparing myself to other people.

[powpau]

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[cool-ghoul]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[oxnardsart]

Daisy look out, the bus is coming!

Oh my god. She can’t hear us!

[atopfourthwall]

-The Good Place 2x06 “The Trolley Problem”

[anyaboz]

[salemwatkins-deactivated2020110]

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS

[salemwatkins-deactivated2020110]

just a reminder of my favorite thing on tumblr and its existance

[aprettygoodjobsofar]

New killer reveal

[teddy-monster]

I want one,

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

these are room guardians!! also known as the star of that one fuckin meme that went around a while ago aka this

they were (are?) made originally by anyaboz on dA! they also make a lot of other fantastic stuff I mean I am in love with fuckin everything they do their work is stunning

and of Course there’s more of these guys

[whatspeaksofter]

When an energy sword spawns in Smash Ultimate but it’s not Sunday 😟

[blue--folder]

Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

[uiruu]

its almost like capitalism considers property damage a bigger crime than societal injustice

[cynicz]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

indeed

[requiem-on-water]

☲ by ERiN SiTT

[glxtter-moved-deactivated202001]

[twotheleft]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]