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New follower, I was scrolling through your blog and I was like "yay porn" but now I'm like "wow what an awesome dude so supportive and nice and cool" so I'm a very happy new follower.
aww yea
Don’t Buy Fire Emblem Fates
I started very diplomatic about this game saying buy it if you want to but you know what screw it. You shouldn’t buy Fire Emblem Fates, you just shouldn’t.
Money: You like money this game’s expensive as all bloody hell. Unlike Pokemon these two version splits don’t interact in a way where if a friend owns a version you can have all the content. No these three version are locked parts of important perspective that you’ll no doubt want after finishing one version. I never wanted to see the three differences between my Pokemon versions before and the way it’s integrated into the game is a psychological warfare for the players reminding them that they have the power of choice for just a little bit more money. This could set the series in an awful direction that they are looking for even more money. After all this game already has day one DLC, classes locked behind owning multiple versions, paths of the game you have to buy, locked behind amiibo characters, if this games money you bet your ass they will keep doing it.
Otakus: You want the Otaku’s to win? Fire Emblem has moved from a fantasy series that had really well rounded worlds to filling your harem fantasy with hot spring scenes, touching faces (Removed for the western version), and woman in sexy armor. This game is so far from what Fire Emblem has been in the past and really took what people’s fears about awakening were and amplified them. Oh yah and you get to do incest with multiple characters (It’s incest even if your adopted, incest is a social construct).
Hollow Diversity: You might be like OMG nintendo’s finally doing gay marriage OMG times two. However, this stuff is all marketing and in no real way really shows a push to diversity. With the drugging scene in the Japanese version of the Yuri bait girl. the darker edge to the only two possible gay characters, the fact they are locked behind owning separate versions, and hell getting the lesbian is an extra hard amount of work because you gotta get someone married then bang their kid. This diversity is “diversity” in the smallest sense. Also going gay despite this being fiction and having future kids who are reincarnations of Awakening characters not making any sense are like ‘but gay people having kids really makes no sense.” All they got to say is Dragons are intersex, there for bam they can have kids with any gender in any way. Instead they are like, nah gotta punish the “queermos” somehow.
People rave about having all these versions really increase the content in the game but no one version alone has as many classes as the previous game. Since it’s using an updating awakening engine this game was cheaper to produce to begin with then having three paths off that is even cheaper. Oh if you’re against censorship like extremely don’t buy it because that. They are censoring this game totally that so yah if you that and buy this game your part of the SJW Illuminati or whatever. Still want to buy the game whatever but these “games” aren’t worth it.
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zamii070 is alive
hey. this is just letting everyone know that paige (zamii070) is not dead. this is coming from her friend irl. @coolerthanbeans just got off the phone with her mom, she’s getting out of the hospital today. you guys seriously need to think long and hard about this, everything that happened. paige isn’t just some entity you can throw insults and abuse at, she is a human being with actual thoughts and feelings. she’s been struggling with this backlash from tumblr for almost a year now and i’ve honestly never been more sickened with this website. you should be ashamed of yourself, all of you. all of those hate blogs, everyone who reblogged that shit and continuously insulted paige and her art. if you really wanted to prove that you were so woke you would have stopped this obvious bullying and abuse from happening. there is a difference between being into social justice and taking it way too far. this was not social justice. driving a mentally ill girl, someone’s friend, someone’s daughter, to attempt suicide under the guise of being politically correct? nice one tumblr, really. we are beyond relieved that paige is still with us. i dont know what else to say. i dont know what i would have done if we had lost her, she’s been my friend for years… just, please single boost this so that everyone knows she’s okay. i know there are still a lot of people who are concerned and care for her. thank you.
WHEN THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK IS FUCKING NINTENDO GOING TO FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING FUNCTIONAL FUCKING MATCHMAKING SYSTEM THIS IS FUCKING WHY THE FUCK YOU FUCKING DONT FUCKING MAKE FUCKING SHOOTERS IF YOU FUCKING DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW THE FUCKING FUCK TO FUCKING PROGRAM THEM
You okay over there
I don’t need “more appropriately levelled players” I need cheap fucking snipers to stop camping with scope e-litre 3k’s, Rollers can fuck off and the Kraken can also go do one.
Also is it so bloody hard to ask for a decent fucking team that WORKS AS A TEAM instead of going all Rambo straight into failure?
You’re supposed to be fucking B+ ranks, why the hell are you pulling C- ranked rookie shit?
Were you playing on Saltspray Rig?
When I started up Splatoon there was a line of dialogue from Marie that was something along the lines of “Chargers can shoot you around corners! They’re so OP!”
And I can’t help but feel really pissed off about that line. Splatoon’s latency issues are a serious problem in the game, and someone working on the game had the audacity to write that line to be added in the August update. Instead of fixing this very real issue, they added a line to the game to make fun of people complaining about it.
That is, in my mind, completely and utterly unacceptable. It’s not funny, it’s not cheeky or endearing, it is completely anti-player. It is the game acknowledging the failure of the game designers to create a product that meets the bare minimum requirements of a shooter game in 2015 and it makes fun of the player for taking issue with that failure.
Splatoon is a game that is full of anti-player mechanics and extremely simple mistakes that could only come from sheer incompetence. There are huge issues like matchmaking not taking player stats or region in to account despite the game actually tracking both of those things. Player’s item date is stored clientside and tampering with that data is as simple as owning a USB drive. If you lose a lot in Ranked and want to undo the damage, just keep a backup of your save file on your hard drive and keep your “current” save game on the USB drive. If you have a bad run, copy the backup to the USB drive and the damage is undone. If you want to re-roll the stats on items to obtain ridiculously overpowered gear, just do the same thing. No other company would have made a mistake like this, and if they did they’d have put out a hotfix within the week. Nintendo is not just any company though, they’re The Big Infallible Nintendo. They can do no wrong, so they just don’t listen to their player base. These two major issues are well-documented and have been present since launch, yet they’ve recieved no acknowledgement from the folks upstairs.
Then there’s the small issues, little things that they’ve gotten wrong that nobody else would have. You can’t walk through teammates despite this being the standards in all shooters for well over a decade. You can’t shoot through teammates either. The system that determines how many points you gain or lose in Ranked mode seems capricious and completely random. Sometimes you gain 8, sometimes you lose 12, there’s no way to tell what’s going to happen. If one of your teammates disconnects in Ranked, there’s no form of compensation for the team that’s down a member, you just kinda have to lie back and accept the loss that’s completely out of your control. If you get absolutely steamrolled in Tower Control and lose the match within 10 seconds, the game actually seems to punish you harder than if it were a fair fight. Once you’re in a lobby, there’s no way to back out of it. If you get stuck in a lobby and you can’t read any of the names you’re just stuck playing a laggy match, you can’t opt out of it.
Splatoon is fundamentally broken and is full of amateur mistakes. The core mechanics of the game are fun, but the very basics of the game are FUBAR. All of these tiny issues pile on and make everything worse until the player just gets so frustrated that they stop playing. Have you noticed that people have said that Splatoon makes them unreasonably upset and they can’t seem to identify why? It’s something of a trend. Splatoon makes people extremely salty, more than any other game seems to make them. Why is that?
It’s because there are so many factors that punish the player that are out of the player’s control. So many things that can wrestle control of the game out of the player’s hands and punish them for it. It’s because Nintendo is so impenetrable and there’s no form of acknowledgement of these issues. No, the only acknowledgement of the issues players are experiencing is a single line of in-game dialogue that breaks the fourth wall in order to mock players experiencing connection issues that are the result of Nintendo’s gross incompetence. That’s it. That’s all you get. You say to Nintendo “Please, your game is broken” and Nintendo responds with an insult.
"I love the salt"
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Dang hotdogs lost BUT I'M STILL A HOTDOG QUEEN
Splatoon can really make you salty when suddenly everyone and their family has the Aerospray RG.
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The devil has a name
And its the slosher
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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can anyone explain why a ranked match, specifically tower control, goes into overtime? my team had a clear lead but it went into overtime for whatever reason.
Cause the other team had the tower when the time ran out
doctorsanity submitted:
Charlotte from the latest Fire Emblem Fates. If you look closely you can see she has high heels on.
While I understand her gimmick is wooing richer men to spoil herself, I basically find the design embarrassing.
I feel that the biggest flaw with these designing a character around them being seductive approaches is that they sort of disregard for the idea that:
Seduction is a personal and intimate thing, particularly if it’s for something longer than overnight.
People with wealth and power can usually have attractive company any time they like without being seduced and fleeced.
Advertising that you’re trying to be seductive and sexy probably doesn’t help them relax and slip into being seduced.
From what I can gather about Charlotte… part of her being a seductress is she’s trying to pretend to be innocent and she’s also meant to be a mighty warrior. I can’t help but think that maybe more armor would help her with both of her goals.
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GET EM
When you call the aerospray the “noobspray” but you pocket it anyway
art: Purchasing the Aerospray RG
How dare you
((I shopped myself a cover photo for Facebook.))
You shopped me one too
tfw u go to look up soleil fanart but its all debates about the male kamui support
I KNOW
So, why don’t we take a look at the new Fire Emblem children units, which include:
Not Cynthia
Not Lissa
Not Gerome
Not Morgan
Not Familiar
Not Lon’qu
Not Brady
Not Nah
Still Not Familiar
Not Morgan… again
Not Furry Bait
Not a Descendant of Ike
Not Gregor Jr.
Not Every Single Fire Emblem Lord Fused into One Perfect Entity
Not Libra
And Finally…
Not Staying in that Closet Anytime Soon
I don't understand half of those
I can’t wait to kill her off
Excuse you