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Mia Vancoop| Seventeen| Senior @ Bishop "I'm a simple person, living a complicated life"

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50 shades of me #winkwink

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cameron-something:

Welcome to the humble adobe house–wait, I mean abode.  Definitely abode.

“What does abode even mean? Whatever, this is nice! Did I tell you my house is literally like a block down? We could chill all the time! Oh shit, Happy Birthday!”

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Text → Mia

Cameron: i'm on a Mad Men binge right now, that came out easier than i expected lol

Cameron: haha, he probably had a hot date with a lady of the night. sounds like a good quick fix

Mia: your such a goof

Mia: Or Mrs. Claus... cant you just stuff an air fresheners down there?

[scarletwinstons]

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she paid for this.

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Text → Mia

Cameron: lol don't give me lip ma'am

Cameron: humping a christmas tree in august? dude is a legend

Mia: Ah, you know just how to make a girl feel like a 50 yr old.

Mia: It was fucking weird! Though I bet his crotch smells great now!

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jacekaiser:

“So is me calling you fat being nice to you?”

“In this case, yes! Simply agreeing with me would be nice!”

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⁇, ✆, @, ♀

⁇[text] omg kennedy is here [text] y rnt u fraking out im at a strip club...she is a stripper!!![text] nvm wasnt her...lush you

✆[text] bring me some coffee and cuddles please[text] and those fancy scones ur fam always has[text] and hurry up it’s too early for me to be up

@[text] THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE[text] GET OVER HERE RN AND PROTECT ME[text] HOLY SHIT THEY ARE COMING UPSTAIRS[text] ooppps sorry it was just my brother

♀[text] please don’t hate me[text] i just couldn’t do it[text] they wanted me to stay there till school Carter[text] you should have seen the girls in there, they were so much worse than me, I didn't need to be there. I’m fine, I thought I was bad but I’m fine. I’ll be okay.[text] please don’t hate me. I need you. 

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✆ ⁇ ✿ &

✆ [text:] Lost: all memories from last night[text:] Found: pants that smell extremely of you

⁇[text:] AIDEN[text:] ITS RAINING IN THIS CLUB[text:] jk its a rainforest theme[text:] HOLY FUCK HELP BIRD FLU

✿ [text] where r u[text] cum find me[text] if u dont understand i’m going to be hella pissed

&[text] happy friendiversery[text] thanks for dumping me but becoming one of my best guy friends!![text] love you oodles of noodles

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jfc-aiden:

“Chilling with the Chambers. It’s nice, isn’t it. I think i should start my music career first, get big and then propose so that it’ll become a huge event instead of while we’re still nobodies. Give me a year or two and everything will fall into place.”

“Fine. Excuse me? I’m not a nobody, people know me! My like to minute ratio on instagram beats Kylie Jenners! But fine I guess I can wait that long. Am I still allowed to like date other people, while I wait for you? Or at least allow me a fuck buddy! Cause I have needs.”

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jfc-aiden:

“With the way you look, everyone will get with you. We’ll be the next hottest couple, with our own show and everything.”

“What did I say about complimenting me! Catching up with the Chambers...obviously. You may need to pop the question soon because I’m getting too hype for this.”

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Text → all contacts

Cameron: Entertain me? I'm bored.

Mia: don't fucking tell me what to do

Mia: kidding, I saw a guy hump a christmas tree today

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rhiannonbye:

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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jfc-aiden:

“Of course, nothing but the best for my beautiful darling. I’ll get into music, you stand around looking perfect, we could absolutely pull it off.”

“Right? I could lower my IQ a little, get butt implants, and make a sex tape with a shitty rapper! Think Meek Mill will get with me?”

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jfc-aiden:

“Adopting isn’t the same. I’d want the kid to be just like me in every way, and you wouldn’t raise anything. Just pull the same shit my father does; hire a nanny and fuck off around the world. Damn right our kid is cute.”

“The sex better be fucking amazing, and you better shower me with gifts like all the time. That’s kinda sad, but it also sounds appealing. Can we become the next Kim and Kanye. I want a mass following.”

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jfc-aiden:

“Someone has to become Aiden Junior, which would obviously be AJ for short. We’re both fairly rich. I’m sure we could hire a nanny of some sort. You know, have someone else raise it. We can even afford someone to have the child so you can still keep your darling figure.”

“But what if that person doesn’t have a boy? Can we adopt a newborn instead? Because if I’m having a kid it’s definitely going to be a boy, I’m not raising a mini me. But I could do AJ, it’s cute enough.”

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ojockman:

“Why do you feel like that? I think you look fine, maybe a little tired.” 

“Because I just had a billion full sized meals shoved down my throat! Never go to New Hampshire, it’s horrible!”

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ojockman:

“Trust me, fat is not a word I’d use to describe you.”

“I feel like a Beluga whale!”