✨captainsparklez✨

previous dsmp stan but not sure where i stand now. currently really into f1. OG captainsparklez fan. (she/hers, 25)

[grogumaximus]

[shunt-risk]

do you have a clip of this? i didn’t hear it🫣

4. Then we also have Lando off screen asking the guys if his BARE ass is white, and when he gets the affirmative he asks if he can show it on stream and says it’d be like a light for the stream. We have Max saying no you can’t because he’ll get banned. So for all we know he was just ass out off screen. No surprise really.

Who do you take me for?

OF COURSE I DO

LN: Guys is my ass white?😛

EJ: Yeah it’s very white🙂👍🏻

LN: What!?😳 ……can you put it on stream?🫣😏

EJ: When everyone else’s here it’d be such a big reflection🤓☝🏼

LN: Some light for your stream☺️

[LOUD ASS OVERLAY SOUND]

MF: can you what?🫩

LN: … show chat my sun tan? 🥺😁

MF: Not really cuz I’ll just get banned😐

[bumblewyn]

anyway if you are dissatisfied with f1 in 2026 (or want to win a lando lego helmet) you can do this survey and tell them we hate these regulations and sprints and also the tv direction showing less and less technical information and timing decimals on screen

[evilgustofwind]

they're together now! 💝

read zero cycle & its sequel a life in the sun on ao3!

credit of course, as always, to elmocracy on tiktok!

[overtake]

via boxboxwithbella on ig

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

What exactly is formula one even about

[merclando]

OMG !!!!!

[finaldirl]

they simply do not make guys with eyes this big and sparkly anymore. it is no longer allowed

[liquidlando]

“huh?” FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK

[aheadattheapex]

Lando's full cameo on Max's stream

[f1tf]

the dangling chains

[zeroabsurdity]

yeah no sorry i cant go out tonight. yeah busy schedule. sorry yep no can do, i’m fully booked for the day. yeah i know it’s a sunday but i’ve got some really pressing matters to get to

[galaventuring]

HELLO?????

[liquidlando]

“huh?” FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK

[liquidlando]

i cannot cope

[81-op]

Hes so hot for that

[flurofujo]

HOLY FUCK