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[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[whatshouldwecallquitting]

WHEN EVERY LITTLE TASK FEELS NEW DOING WITHOUT SMOKING

[bob-belcher]

[feministfront]

We still haven’t really talked about the fact that, of sixty-two mass shootings in the United States in three decades, only one was by a woman, because when you say lone gunman, everyone talks about loners and guns but not about men.

Rebecca Solnit, Men Explain Things to Me (via sappwo)

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Bakersfield Californian, California, October 25, 1925

[mszombi]

They successfully predicted punk girls

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Anxiety happens when you think you have to figure out everything all at once. Breathe. You’re strong. You’ve got this. Take it day by day.

Karen Salmansohn. (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[rangeelas]

Naked : Ft Kalki Koechlin and Ritabhari

[melonmemes]

[saying]

[miaou-leon-is]

might supposed to be depressing but it’s such a relief to read this.

[weirdtouches-deactivated2015071]

Stop shaming girls for satisfying their sex drive

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is quite  a shocker. I didn’t think it could get worse ,but it did.

[alladoreqi]

Wow

[earthshaker1217]

Yikes

[mimicdog]

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

[meanplastic]

[imots]

[dumdolly]

why r old men on pornhub more civilized n mature than us baboons on tumblr

[mywhisperedcolors]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[the-krusty-crew-blog]