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[the-skiing-panda]

Emerges from the craft store, bloody and bruised, feeling victorious but broke

[cryptotheism]

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

[flagellant]

[cryptotheism]

Laika how did you make this that fast

[flagellant]

Who do you think gave you the dream

[miaow1a]

joe biden, clearly

[one-time-i-dreamt]

NOT A DREAM

just got a really interesting Facebook ad

[one-time-i-dreamt]

okay so it's a brooch as it turns out, and not a blinged out lifesize skeleton

boooriiiing

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

one-time-i-dreamt, what would you do with a blinged out lifesize skeleton

[autistic-af]

I am about to show you the emptiest space known to mankind. Scientists are baffled by how this space even exists outside of a vacuum.

Due to the fear inducing nature of seeing this empty space, I've added a line break .

[veradragonjedi]

two years ago...

[lilnetyarns]

Crochet Daisy Granny Square Blanket- Free Crochet Pattern - A Crafty Concept

Learn how to crochet a daisy granny square blanket, a perfect spring crochet blanket pattern.

[miaow1a]

i love eating crisps but could someone invent packets that don’t make my head want to explode

[floweroflaurelin]

The baddest of boys!! Wow I sure hope nothing bad happens to them

[elucubrare]

there's a fantasy about "perfect communication" where the other person can completely read your thoughts, and the good part of this is that there can be no misunderstanding because they know all of you and your true self. but

i don't think that those unfiltered thoughts are my "true self," to the extent that that's a real or helpful concept. my true self is the one i create - the one i want to show people, not the one that exists unedited. my true social self isn't the first, nasty, ungenerous thought that pops into my mind: it's the one that has looked at that impulse and decided, for the sake of people near me, not to voice it, or to voice it more kindly. that self isn't less true because there has been some effort involved in its creation.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The weirdest things come out of my mouth when I’m anxious. I just announced I was leaving a social event at a bar by saying “I think I must go. This place is too loud for me to thrive.”

[thathermitweirdo]

Sex Machine

[eyes-inthe-skies-deactivated202]

how does this keep happening to him

[daily-grian]

he angy

[mumblesplash]

who is this “grian” character everyone’s always talking about anyway?

[shepscapades]

Perfect timing now that the skins are revealed… my (hopefully) final designs for the most pathetic group on the server (until they inevitably become more pathetic and tattered)

[zombiiehorse-deactivated2024032]

There's something so amazing about the fact that Mumbo made such a terrible slime farm that it never created a single slime, and then became such a massive meme in the tech community that it revolutionized slime farming because people wanted to see if they could make it work. All while he was gone. He made something fail so hard that it lead to a breakthrough in minecraft redstoning. Beautiful.

[uglycarp]

I love incorrect quotes

Quotes from @dragonflavoredcake

part 1, part 2