He really IS annoying
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He really IS annoying
Reaching new levels of fatness, and looking totally adorable while doing it 💕
We really went wrong as a society when we stopped having feasts.
that awkward moment when you pop out of your clothes while trying to stuff a guy
you people gotta get more respectful about disabled and fat people having a sexuality or being sexually desirable 🤷🏾♂️
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
More Caleb and Sylus comms for anon !! ❤️❤️❤️
some angels can’t help themselves
I like you John Balatro
im sorry, feeding your love so much food that their body shows it/being fed and loved so much that you fatten up is a KINK ?? i think we're the normal ones, not finding that sexy feels deeply repressed imo
Theres just something so adorable about the idea of owning a bakery and the same guy comes in every morning for breakfast and you slowly get to watch him get bigger and softer and then in a perfect world he becomes your boyfriend and you get to leave hickeys on his belly
Bonus points when she starts crafting specific sweets for him/me and “accidental” mistakes to send home to avoid waste.
All quickly show on the waist in no time.
Low-key don't know if you've already drawn this but king getting too big and breaking his throne. Just an idea...
Ouuhh yeah
Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.
Just a cute Bonnie and a ridiculously big burger
[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]
In my current Fates run, I paired up the Pineapple with Cam/illa, and wanted to draw them as a happy couple🫶. Also a good excuse to practice drawing girls~ Ocupo más Taku/miIIa en mi vida~ ☺️ Su supports son tan hermosos xD.
Revisando el texto de mi publicación el pinche traductor tradujo pineapple como Ta/kumi JAJAJA, me hizo la noche xD
something silly brainstorming with @starsherald ...more on top-heavy q/ifrey. that man. can lift two large children in his arms without breaking a SWEAT THAT MAN IS SECRETLY JACKED??? he has to be. and we can all enjoy this with olly, especially as he puts on more weight :)