Gordie

horribly into maxmoefoe {sideblog}

[mic-mac-moe]

What's up? I'm Gord. Welcome to my humble blog.

I'm a Maxmoefoe enthusiast severely lacking in shame, so be prepared for gay bullshit. I think he's gorgeous, sue me.

There's no such thing as an era I'm not down bad for and I'm in desperate need of friends who give a fuck about him.

Dms and asks are always open, I take art requests ;]

[Maxian NOTP, no hate just not my jam]

I follow from @honeydewtreacle

BYF; RPF, vomit, and violence are all on the table. PG-13

[mic-mac-moe]

When max has to do any kind of acting and he just coughs to show people its serious

[mic-mac-moe]

Hi! I made a video compilation of the clone max lore intros so its easier to watch :] I am spreading the Robomoefoe propaganda

My idea of the story is under the cut ^v^

So, first things first. There are three "Max"s;

1 - The one who records intros, the actual Max

2 - The one who records the product part of the video, he's the clone, some sort of android it seems? He doesn't interact with humans and he always wears his clothes inside out, backwards, or both. I nicknamed him Foe because obviously bro.

3 - The disembodied voice that does the ads on the channels. (I think of him as some form of channel manager, probably the one who uploads the videos). I will call him VO. Keep in mind that he's definitely not intentionally involved outside of the big nut intro, I just use him as a way to fill in the gaps. He also manifests in the camera zooms, he's a fully electronic being with no physical body.

Also Big Nut is a demon named Belphegor, but that's not important.

Anyway, so we start with Max in an intro loop gimmick. He's not fully aware of the loop at first, once he does become aware, he starts to try to break of. Foe sees this as a threat to his role as the one who does the openings and begins to sabotage Max.

This culminates in the stabbing which Max survives, but he ends up being replaced by Foe, who takes over both intro and product for a very long time. Foe has no human social skills, he struggles with making convincing intros. Eventually he does start getting the hang of it and have fun with it.

There's the glitchy intro which includes messages like "Unable to create file happiness.htm" and "What is the nature of reality?" It can be ignored, but I choose to explain it as Foe being overwhelmed by doing all the work. Perhaps its not a coincidence that he makes up with Max shortly after.

At some point, in the Big Nut intro both are heard talking casually. This is the same video where it seems like Max has mostly recovered, he swaps with Foe to do the intro and this is the first time we see him doing product. From this video on, I believe they fully switched original places, with Max on product and Foe on intros.

Until the breakfast intros, if you've seen them you know. Random objects flying up the screen as an intro, no sign of Max, for dozens of videos. If I want to be crazy about it I could make a case for this being VO's turn doing the intros. After we get a person back, it's Max proper again, no inside out/backwards clothes. Just Max.

Now, this is definitely because the real life Max forgot about the goofy clone lore, but I take it to mean Max and Foe switched back. And all is peaceful.

They're buddies now, its all chill.

Thank you for coming to my autistic Tedtalk.

[mic-mac-moe]

I've posted this sketch before but I'm thinking about him again.

[mic-mac-moe]

Sober without max is one thing, but the bazaar without max? Now that crosses a line...

[maxsfanb0y]

Whatever. Go my maxMOEfoe

One day I will make keychains

[maxsfanb0y]

Thank u 2 my dear mutual micmacmoe for sending me this wonderful artist 2 comm . Joyous days everynyan look at me and max wowwowow pride month every month baby

@/gorattno is the artist everyone should go support them furever ^_^

[mic-mac-moe]

Joji tomorrow :DD

[mic-mac-moe]

maxmoefoe the gods compel you to wear a dress again

[mic-mac-moe]

I can't stop thinking about the sheer amount of fetish content in Max's old challenge videos. I can only give him so much benefit of the doubt before it becomes absurd, and I have to come back to the obvious answer; he's just into it.

[mic-mac-moe]

Everytime a new, disgusting, disheveled picture of max hits Tumblr I already know it was you that put it there, real freaky posts on the micmacmoe blog. on a completely "unrelated" note, amazing new pfp, he looks sooooo.....good....😭

hes just the cutest greasiest little butterball. i can't help myself.. everything he does gives me heart eyes. It doesn't matter how unflattering it is..

On that note my sincerest apologies to any more slightly normal fan who has to put up with my total tag domination.. i try not to maintag very much 😍

[mic-mac-moe]

Happy 10 Years to Shock Collar Cooking :]

[mic-mac-moe]

Happy 10 Years to Shock Collar Cooking :]

[front-toward-foe]

throwing a fit -> soothed by plushie. another for regressor agenda

[mic-mac-moe]

Scrolling through Max's reddit to imagine him smirking to himself while writing bazaar posts

[mic-mac-moe]

That was a lot. Thank u for putting up with me. There's a little bit of art tomorrow for shock collar cooking, so dont hate me too much

[mic-mac-moe]

pics (2/2)

[mic-mac-moe]

Annnd finally, some pics... (1/2)