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heyemerson

"Does anyone know if anything interesting is going on this weekend?"

micahhevans

My brother and I, yeah, we're making pizza.

#yasmin #c #micah stop being an idiot for like #2 seconds

malakaisms

Obscene looks?

micahhevans

Yeah... Wait, what does obscene mean?

#did u just realize this #bruh #jonah #c

ebonysux-deactivated20210818

I got bored though.

micahhevans

Gyrating your hips in an unladylike fashion is not a way to treat boredom.

I'm just kidding; that face is really creeping me out, though.

#JESUS CHRIST AURORA SERIOUSLY #WELL THEN NOW YOU'VE JUST FUCKED UP MY ENTITRE DAY #JUST KNOWING YOU COULD'VE GIVEN BME SOMETHING BETTER #THANKS A FREAKING LOT U G H #lilah #c

justelijahb

What? You talking about me?

micahhevans

Nah, I just looked straight at you for no reason whatsoever while I spoke.

#YOU TRIED #*gold star*#I didn't even try and this shit happened #wtf #c #elijah

malakaisms

Yes it is.

micahhevans

Those obscene looks are definitely not appropriate.

#jonah #c #o b s c e n e #all he knows is that it means something sexual #what is it with this kid and using words he doesnt know the meaning of #one day he will fuck up and it will be his death

lmaotheodore

Wait, what’s not appropriate?

micahhevans

Well, you know, it's not inappropriate inappropriate but, uh...

You've kinda got a hard on, dude. In the middle of a coffee shop.

#hes laughing coz how awkward #DONT LOOK AT ME I HAVE A COLD AND ITS ONLY 20 PAST 7 A M #c #theodore

serpanttopaz

When am I ever appropriate?

micahhevans

Yeah, of course, but... That's like really

You're not allowed to do the thing with your lips.

#THE THING #HOW DARE YOU DO THE FUCKING THING BLISS #THE SERVICES GONNA HUNT U DOWN #or micahs being a horny shit who get turned on by a horse right now #you know #either or #c #bliss #i missed u too bby

whynotphoebe

Bullshit.

micahhevans

Yeah, but I actually don't kn--Oh!

#scott mccute is life #c #phoebe

SMS ✉ Puppy

Yasmin: -_-

Micah: what

#omg no ur perf #t #yasmin

SMS ✉ Puppy

Yasmin: you can suck my huge imaginary dick

Micah: okay when and where

#no i meant hes a loser not yas #shes too cool #but look if this isnt loser then what is #t #yasmin

whynotphoebe

Oh.. that’s kinda funny once you get it… It reminds me of one joke that goes like this; What do you call a Bulldog and Shih Tzu mix? I’m sure you know it since your the walking encyclopedia of jokes.

micahhevans

I... Actually don't know that one.

#he doesn't know that one bc i decided so #c #phoebe

SMS ✉ Puppy

Yasmin: no

Yasmin: leave me alone

Micah: please don't cry okay i won't come over

Micah: just please please don't cry please

Micah: can i make it up to you in any way??

#she thinks hes srs tho #like wow #loser much #yasmin #t

That is not appropriate.

#deletestarter

SMS ✉ Puppy

Yasmin: you hurt my feelings :(

Yasmin: i'm gonna go cry now

Yasmin: bye

Micah: wait holy crap

Micah: yasmin omg i'm sorry!

Micah: please don't cry

Micah: where is your estate i'm coming over

#HE GETS SO UPSET WHEN PPL CRY #bc yeah #and yes omg love u too bae #t #yasmin

SMS ✉ Puppy

Yasmin: damn it

Yasmin: now i have to think of another one

Yasmin: why did the dick go to 7/11

Micah: to get a slurpee

Micah: do you have anything original or nah

#WOW MICAH WAY TO BE RUDE TO UR CRUSH #t #yasmin

malakaisms

Micah. You can’t get me excited for a party and then not go.

micahhevans

Yeah, see, the thing is; I'm not stopping you from going.

Plus, apparently, uh, this chick isn't gonna be there so I don't even care.

#c #i think micah is sleepy and is saying just whatevr #jonah

SMS ✉ Puppy

Yasmin: hey loser

Yasmin: do you want to hear a joke

Micah: if it involves anything like 'just hear yourself speak' then no

Micah: but yes.

#omg #t #yasmin

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