"Does anyone know if anything interesting is going on this weekend?"
My brother and I, yeah, we're making pizza.
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@micahhevans
"Does anyone know if anything interesting is going on this weekend?"
My brother and I, yeah, we're making pizza.
Obscene looks?
Yeah... Wait, what does obscene mean?
I got bored though.
Gyrating your hips in an unladylike fashion is not a way to treat boredom.
I'm just kidding; that face is really creeping me out, though.
What? You talking about me?
Nah, I just looked straight at you for no reason whatsoever while I spoke.
Yes it is.
Those obscene looks are definitely not appropriate.
Wait, what’s not appropriate?
Well, you know, it's not inappropriate inappropriate but, uh...
You've kinda got a hard on, dude. In the middle of a coffee shop.
When am I ever appropriate?
Yeah, of course, but... That's like really
You're not allowed to do the thing with your lips.
Bullshit.
Yeah, but I actually don't kn--Oh!
SMS ✉ Puppy
Yasmin: -_-
Micah: what
SMS ✉ Puppy
Yasmin: you can suck my huge imaginary dick
Micah: okay when and where
Oh.. that’s kinda funny once you get it… It reminds me of one joke that goes like this; What do you call a Bulldog and Shih Tzu mix? I’m sure you know it since your the walking encyclopedia of jokes.
I... Actually don't know that one.
SMS ✉ Puppy
Yasmin: no
Yasmin: leave me alone
Micah: please don't cry okay i won't come over
Micah: just please please don't cry please
Micah: can i make it up to you in any way??
That is not appropriate.
SMS ✉ Puppy
Yasmin: you hurt my feelings :(
Yasmin: i'm gonna go cry now
Yasmin: bye
Micah: wait holy crap
Micah: yasmin omg i'm sorry!
Micah: please don't cry
Micah: where is your estate i'm coming over
SMS ✉ Puppy
Yasmin: damn it
Yasmin: now i have to think of another one
Yasmin: why did the dick go to 7/11
Micah: to get a slurpee
Micah: do you have anything original or nah
Micah. You can’t get me excited for a party and then not go.
Yeah, see, the thing is; I'm not stopping you from going.
Plus, apparently, uh, this chick isn't gonna be there so I don't even care.
SMS ✉ Puppy
Yasmin: hey loser
Yasmin: do you want to hear a joke
Micah: if it involves anything like 'just hear yourself speak' then no
Micah: but yes.