[jame7t]

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

[cornsumer]

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

[jame7t]

a cackling witch

[cosed]

what is wrong. like with all of you.

[stupid-dyke]

Heterosexual pride flag

[contemptible-scoundrel]

haaah? what the hell is this? some sort of damn beast... it's kind of badass

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Name: Dopped Snuffler

Type: Forest/Shadow

Powers: Dig, Truffle Find, Radiant Death Flare

Catchphrase: "snrrf..!"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

[mother-meri-deactivated20260530]

and now some words from our sponsor: LESBIAN KNIFEPLAY

[kushblazer666]

[meanbuddhist]

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

[dogpuppy]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[ryebreadgf]

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[r0zeclawz]

when a movie is good: oh nice that was pretty good

when a movie is bad: aw dang the movie was bad

when a movie is just ok: well that was ok

woah haha hey there you found me! 🙂

[11thsense]

Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

GOUSJCJ DICJ

[jonbutter]

dude so distraught he forgot his age

[tumbwr]

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you