"it's a game for maniacs made by a maniac!!"

hi im emily and im a slut for any ship including michael jones

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whorenerdking]

in light of recent events

[dooleyjeremy]

you know what?

fuck ryan haywood

[weavemama]

PSA: Halloween is pretty much here and it only takes on second to send a sick child in the hospital a Spook-o-gram. The best part about this is that $1 gets donated to CHLA’s Helping Hand fund each time you send one out. So let’s help some kids have a spectacular Halloween by sending them spook-o-grams and helping cause!!

[tinyspaceel]

This literally costs nothing but your time so please do it, you could make a kids Halloween.

[ultrafacts]

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[just-the-way-youre-not-blog]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[keeping-up-with-the-jenners]

Reblogging because I care about you guys

[bonnieblue85]

Important

[ladyofthefanart]

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. 

[spsyched]

Everyone should reblog this!

[mizukiinozomii-blog]

Very useful.

[hopefortheflowersss]

To that last one that shit is NO JOKE

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Boasting the FUCK out of this

[i-am-pickle-lable]

Uhhmmm…

[incorrect-cyana-quotes]

I feel like everyone needs to see this. Especially that last one. I don’t care what kind of blog this is, but this is my most popular blog and want as many people to see this as possible. I’ll return to normal updates tomorrow.

[smol-american-bean-deactivated2]

Agreed

[dojacat]

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

[fairyfawm]

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

[badfey]

I'm expecting all of u to use this time to get weirder. if ur not at least a lil bit batshit by the end of it Whats the fucking point

[xcherrychapstix-deactivated2022]

Tom Nook says gay rights😌✊🏻🏳️‍🌈

[phoenixtawnyflower]

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Dirty jokes have their place but I kind of wish more “adult” jokes relied on “Things only adults would understand due to lack of life experience,” instead of “Things that are inappropriate for kids,”

[titsandtibias]

Washing your hands for 20 seconds alignment chart:

[serpent-roses-deactivated202012]

MCU? Sorry, I only watch movies that are part of the NCCU (Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe)

[likeaustralianotcrosby]

Every movie post-Princess Diaries that needed to make up a fictional country with a royal family: Hmm...It needs to end in -via

[katz-kaz]

Me watching corny holiday romance movies on netflix: this is terrible I want 10,000 of these

[macleod]

hot take: shows like brooklyn nine-nine and superstore are popular among millenials bc they are produced and written like a disney sitcom from 2004-2012 but for adults

[rottencoconut]